Fundie Church website

[Black Aliss]

Admin note: This website may be a trigger for people with migraines or people who have epilepsy. It has a lot of quickly flashing lights.

This website will make your eyes and ears bleed and probably also make Tim Berners-Lee weep.

evangelcathedral.net/

Don't skip the intro, but don't stop there, either, because it gets even better.

[clarinetpower]

Sorry, I only lasted about 40 seconds. I am migraine prone.

Holy cats. That was awful.

[Dark Matters]

Looks like they are trying to get gamers and metalheads to come to Jeezus!

[Joan of Snarc]

Religiotainment at its finest!

:dance: :pray: :doh:

[GodsKnickers]

That makes me about 7 kinds of stabbity.

[Mary C Doates]

That was...awful. Was their website developer on acid?

[tropaka]

The most annoyingly hilarious church web site I've seen.

ETA - they're thumping but not fundy - or not totally - they ordain women

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/und ... _blog.html

Oh, the web site of Don Meares ministries is almost as annoying.

[redcurls]

:confusion-seeingstars: :confusion-seeingstars: :confusion-seeingstars:

[IceTwinkie]

OMG! It's Bill & Ted's excellent "mission"!!! :character-beavisbutthead:

[miffy]

MOTION SICKNESS!

[Loveday]

Holy strobe lights. :shock:

I know exactly where this church is; I pass very close by it every time I drive to Pennsylvania to visit family. Oddly enough, I'm not even remotely tempted to stop in, even though I do all my traveling to and from on Sundays (the traffic is horrific any other day of the week).

[CanticleoftheTurning]

I've seen this one before, and it still makes me motion sick! Ugh. Where's my Dramamine?

It gives me the feeling that I might need Dramamine to even make it part way through the service--so, noooo thank you.

[So Says I]

Uck, I get migraines too, and that made me need an Imitrex and some Phenergen for the nausea. I guess the church is not trying to attract those prone to migraines, motion sickness, or seizures.

That intro looks like something that should be projected on the side of a mountain to the music of Pink Floyd.

[RosyDaisy]

For crying out loud, but this on a spoiler for the migraine and balance challenged! I now have a migraine, dizzy, nauseous, and my cat who was resting on my lap was rudely awakened, had a hissy fit, and now, I can't find him.

[apple1]

For crying out loud, but this on a spoiler for the migraine and balance challenged! I now have a migraine, dizzy, nauseous, and my cat who was resting on my lap was rudely awakened, had a hissy fit, and now, I can't find him.

I clicked on that website this morning before I left for work. It really set my schnauzer off. He would NOT quit barking until I turned it off. And honestly, he's not at all like that ordinarily.

[NurseNell]

That site is enough to induce seizures. The music is awful.

[formergothardite]

I was not prepared for that.

[ADoyle90815]

Uck, I get migraines too, and that made me need an Imitrex and some Phenergen for the nausea. I guess the church is not trying to attract those prone to migraines, motion sickness, or seizures.

That intro looks like something that should be projected on the side of a mountain to the music of Pink Floyd.

I agree, as I'm also one who is prone to migraines, and had to stop before it triggered one for me.

[faeriequeene]

I'm an evangelical/fundie lite, but that was awful.

[Kitty]

Holy motion sickness, Batman... D:

[fundiefun]

It reminds of Destroy them with Lazers by Knife Party one of my favorite EDM groups but this song is much more entertaining lol

[Curious]

haha I didn't read any of the posts, but someone reported that it needed a warning so like a dumb ass I decided I should look at it just to make sure (rather than reading the posts I guess).

Yeah my day is shot now....that was horrible! I put a warning up :)

I am sure the OP didn't mean any harm and I think it would mostly just be amusing if you weren't prone to migraines, nausea or motion sickness, etc.

I'm still seeing spots and it's been a good 5 minutes and I can already feel the migraine.