Before I listened to Gary's second 4/1 live, entitled "Breaking News," I noticed this comment, from our old friend Jethere, under it:
So I just couldn't wait to hear how Gary pronounced it!
Gary begins this live by wheeling himself up to the camera in an office chair.
The "pasture" told him that the Governor of Texas is now allowing church gatherings. Of course he didn't mean that church shouldn't meet, it was the city officials who misinterpreted it.
He rants about people going all kinds of places, then go to church and get the disease and then blame the church for it. Chuckle. "Men have foolish ideas. Amen! If you wanna throw the boldness out there and tell people how foolish they are for havin' church or not havin' church, you're not close to God and you definitely ain't a Christian."
You're throwing stones again, Gary.
He suggests that people write their governors and other officials, and ask them if they can have church, too.
He says that when his daughter had open-heart surgery right after she was born, the doctor said they couldn't go to church. Of course, Gary went to church (it's unclear whether this involved taking her or not, or if it was just that he wasn't supposed to bring back germs). So Gary has a history of this sort of shit. He says he can control how far from him people get at church. Not if JRod ever comes to the same church you're in, Gar!
So, the tent revival is on! "Thank God for a governor in Texas that'll stand up for right!" Church is "issinchl." He says either the church building or the tent are large enough to stay six feet apart, because not that many people come.
This vahrus been around since 1993, and now all of a sudden we all have to quit our jobs.
The rest is long, long strings of the usual shit - he sure can repeat! In the middle of his rant, we hear a moan, sounding like someone is in real pain, in the background. Gary doesn't even flinch. Focus - that man has focus!
And I never did hear him say Jethere's name. The comment was right at the beginning of this video - maybe it happened in a previous one, and I just missed it.