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Like I said, really fornicating cold

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And the forecast around here is so cold tonight that I got the first one of these alerts for the season...

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It's supposed to drop to about -8 below tonight.  Cold enough to freeze one's reproductive equipment off along with other extremeties.  Have I mentioned lately my desire to be back in Lima, Peru lately?

 

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