Oh the fun you shall have!

Congratulations!
Today is your day!
You’re now on Free Jinger,
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
To articulate well thought out views.
You can steer yourself in
any direction you choose.
To the Pray Closet, banned, or Journey to the Heart
It’s your fault really, if you are not very smart

The rules are quite simple, so read them with care.
Make sure you don’t break them, to stay welcome here.
Read them and learn them, make sure to adhere
And ask clarification if you think they’re unclear.

FJ is forever
Make sure you take note
No deletion for you
If you end up a turncoat

If you’re a lightweight
FJ may not be your soulmate

A username is constant,
Don’t make a sock
Or else someone will have to
hit IP block

An avatar you are free to have
But not one that moves,
NSFW or spews hate
Those are removed

OH!
THE FUN YOU SHALL HAVE!
[AND THE SHIT YOU WILL SEE!]
 

You’ll be posting so soon!
If you want to take a rest
Deactivation is possible
If that suits you best

If you’re 18 we love you, or older that too
just ensure you’re that or older to continue.
On the FJ forum, you may use words of curse
No doubt someone out there has heard much, much worse

Except if you haven’t
But that sure takes snowflake talent

Threatening people
Is dicky to do
Don’t be a dick,
that’s completely sick
Or you’ll get banned too

People at work
log on here as well
So note your NSFW links
if you’re not without moral

If you start losing your moral
Please do think twice first
Before disrupting the forum
Like an attack of the cursed

It doesn’t matter if you’re cursed
Take care not to write
Fan fiction of all sorts
Til deep in the night

Hate speech is hate speech, we will not argue there
If you don’t understand it, then make sure you’re aware
There are links and resources on the forum as well!
We’ve made it quite easy to avoid your farewell
Will you take it or leave it? I guess time will tell!

If you write in a thread, please keep it in English
So it’s easy for us to establish
If you’re being a good rule keeper
And not just a weird creeper
So we don’t need to be a jail keeper

You can get really annoying
If you forget to delete
Your Tapa signature, that is always on repeat
Or any other signature that you wish to secrete
You’ll end up with warnings that aren’t meant as a treat,
so NOT a treat…

…because you must show respect
For the powers that be
And other readers that be
and the guests that may be
and the rules that rule
Without being all cruel
Please don’t be a fool
Everyone wants respect.

YES!
Respect for you too!

The internet is forever
FJ is that too
If you later have post regrets
You’ll cry and cry, oh, boo hoo

Helpmeets shall organize
renaming, tagging, moving,
Merging things, it’s all constantly improving
without a single hint of you all disapproving!

Oh, there is fun to be had, there’s lots here to read
Just follow the rules, which is all we do plead!
Speculating on minors’ sexuality
puts you definitely in, a place of marginality
Under minors we will also understand
Adults living under their parent’s hand

Keep it in mind
And we’ll have no need to remind!

Speculation busses depart from here
But not with unidentified victims named,
No, oh no,
That shall not be proclaimed

Not Proclaimed!
Whether you like it or not,
Victims are victims
Not some big story plot.

Privacy of others is theirs to protect
Information from public sources- that you may collect
If you are already friends with them and logged in
Then paraphrase well or it’ll go bye-bye in the bin

But post as you will
Within the boundaries defined
Post as you will
But “text speak” is not good for the mind
Post as you will
but try to not be BEC unkind
Post as much as you want
but no one-word replies,
Though your fingers may get tired
it’ll save you from demise

On and on you can type
and follow our rules
let us discuss things as adults
and not as damn fools.

You may post gifs, yeah sure,
in a spoiler you know
If you forget way to often
Into the prayer closet you’ll go
Don’t tell us to ban you
That’s annoying as fuck
If your opinion is different
We won’t be awestruck
Just remember to write posts clear and precise
And you too can find a place in this paradise.

And will you write posts?
Yes! You are there almost!
(All you need to do is follow the signpost)

FJ, IS AWAITING YOU!

So…
St Alan Rickman (RIP) is our FJ patron saint
And with the intelligence of St Rachel Maddow we do acquaint
You’re now on Free Jinger!
Today is your day!
FJ is ready for you
So… join in the fray!

Disclaimer: This will never replace the beautifully legally worded ToU. If you haven't read through that yet, you should probably deactivate your account until you have done so. Nor was it meant to replace the Rules...