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Post of the Week #6 Mar 9-15, 2013 Sarcasm Winner - Jinger Jar


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Congratulations Jinger Jar

Jinger Jar's post nominated by: C Potter-Pirbright and Mice

Sees my Jeesussss? Sees my pretty childrens grinding the flour. Pretty childrens, pretty house!

What's that, my Jeesussss? The fires in the church? Oh, the fires, it burns! It burns! Yes, it burns my Jeesusss! Hadassah! Hadassah!

Yes, we wants more babies. More babies and more chickens and more herbses!

But my Jeesusss doesn't wants the whoreses in the churches, does he my Jeesusss? The harlots with their whorish dresses and their makeups!

The good womens must stop the whoreses from going to the churches, right my Jeesusss?

Oh, we has cakes, sweet cakes and sweet children - more and more sweet children - and sweet husbandses...

Hadassah! Hadassah! Ack!

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      "Ah know that - ah know how it is; mah daddy was a church planter, an' stuff lahk 'at, an' ah know how this works out an' everything, but listen hey, when the - what is it - when the cat's out playin' around, th'm- when the cat's gohn, th'mouse go t'playin', amen?"

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