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Bitchy me


motelmum

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So this is basically going to be a bitch fest.

 

I have had a few glasses of wine and well.....

 

1: ladies * if I can call you that* once a sanitary product is out of it's wrapper consider it used. DON'T place it into the bin in its natural state!!! This especially goes for tampons. The "sanity bags" are not there for you to take home, use those motherfuckers. 

 

2: Gentlemen, piss in the toilet please, don't piss on the tiles surrounding the loo or indeed on the bin, the loo is where it's at!

 

3: Do you really expect housekeeping to pick up your used tissues...no just ewwwww

 

4: Don't expect to have your bed made is your "intimate apparel" is strategically thrown all over your bed. You do NOT pay enough for me to touch your things to make your bed

 

5: Flush the fuck'en toilet. Yep press that little button so I don't have to see your floating shit or piss, it's not that hard folks.

 

6: Dildos and vibrators might make your life more exciting however I don't want to see them, put them in your bag and we can all be happy.

 

And last but not lease, yep I do judge you for your lube left on your bedside table especially if you try to flush your condoms down the toilet, those bathroom bins are not just there for the men to piss on.

 

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    • theotherelise

      Posted

      The weirdest part of all this is posting about it so profusely on social media. 

    • JermajestyDuggar

      Posted

      3 minutes ago, Howl said:

      Speaking of vibrations, lithotrypsy for the win!  "Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) is a nonsurgical alternative to manage gallstones."

      I had my gallbladder removed at 13. There was no way I was going to manage that shot for the rest of my life. I was like, nope. Let’s get rid of that little fucker.

    • Howl

      Posted

      1 hour ago, quiversR4hunting said:

      Maybe I should have used light and sound for my gall stones. 🙄

      Speaking of vibrations, lithotrypsy for the win!  "Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) is a nonsurgical alternative to manage gallstones."

    • Cam

      Posted (edited)

      Could be Jessa’s fallen victim to the fundie cult conditioning of young wives and mothers: First, they’re married off young while their hormones are raging. They start getting pregnant and giving birth within a year or two. The young women bask in the glow of the attention this brings, so they pump out more kids. The wives’ youthful energies are poured into being joyfully available, pregnancy, taking care of newborns, taking care of the house. Then a few years in, it’s time to add the responsibility of homeschooling the kids. No sending them out into the world! No break from motherhood! No time to connect with others, not even your own siblings whose lives mirror your own! This is what you signed up for! No, wait, this is what your religion insisted is your role in life. I mean, the Duggars can claim all they want that they’re no longer part of the IBLP, but who they kidding? 

      Edited by Cam
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    • Bassett Lady

      Posted

      On 5/4/2024 at 10:08 PM, JermajestyDuggar said:

      She actually seems to have a lovely home. She is just attention seeking and obnoxious so she washes her hair and shaves in the creek. Btw her kids are constantly playing in that creek and I’m sure it’s not that clean.

      If my hubby found me washing my hair in the local creek he would seek medical attention for me immediately. Unfortunately, many waterways are contaminated to the point they should not have contact with human skin, especially the face. 

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