Bitchy me
So this is basically going to be a bitch fest.
I have had a few glasses of wine and well.....
1: ladies * if I can call you that* once a sanitary product is out of it's wrapper consider it used. DON'T place it into the bin in its natural state!!! This especially goes for tampons. The "sanity bags" are not there for you to take home, use those motherfuckers.
2: Gentlemen, piss in the toilet please, don't piss on the tiles surrounding the loo or indeed on the bin, the loo is where it's at!
3: Do you really expect housekeeping to pick up your used tissues...no just ewwwww
4: Don't expect to have your bed made is your "intimate apparel" is strategically thrown all over your bed. You do NOT pay enough for me to touch your things to make your bed
5: Flush the fuck'en toilet. Yep press that little button so I don't have to see your floating shit or piss, it's not that hard folks.
6: Dildos and vibrators might make your life more exciting however I don't want to see them, put them in your bag and we can all be happy.
And last but not lease, yep I do judge you for your lube left on your bedside table especially if you try to flush your condoms down the toilet, those bathroom bins are not just there for the men to piss on.
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