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My Monkeys Fly


clueliss

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I've got one of those things going at work right now.   One of those areas I audit.  Only they've changed corporate policy and there has been a huge crack down.  So after the Controller had a meeting (that I happily was not part of) and gave everyone the new status quo of only in an emergency are you allowed to do that - I am now in the roll of clean up from old policy and and enforcement of new.  Naturally people cannot follow directions.   

By now these people really should have some of this figured out.
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I really don't want to be this way.  But you make me.  By not following the simple (although at times draconian) policy you force my hand.  Because quite frankly your inability to follow a policy is not worth me losing my job.

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So I'll just sit here, put on the big black hat and channel my inner Elphaba and shoot emails asking for detailed explanation of why you violated company policy.  Mind you my flying monkeys and broom stick are probably easier to deal with than internal audit and getting called into HR for said violation of company policy.  

 

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only you made it my business and now I'm being sucked in.  

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HerNameIsBuffy

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I know a lot of people will feel for you in a general sense, but trust me when I tell you I know personally what you're going through all too well;  and as useless as it is on an internet forum you have my solidarity in fighting the good fight.

Where do you get your monkeys?  I'm going to need a new crew before my inventory audit at the first of the year and I'm committed to adopting monkeys bred humanely who are capable of viciousness only on my behalf.  

(I am training the newish controller to take over inventory audits but so far he's more this 

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Nice guy but still way too optimistic about people doing things properly because there are clearly outlined procedures. I wish you and I could recapture that kind of innocence.

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clueliss

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The flying monkeys just sort of showed up over time.  I'm not sure where they came from.  Although here they would claim I brought them to Missouri from Kansas.  

It's the fire breathing dragon I keep in the pit they should be afraid of.  She made an appearance during my first inventory when I had a whole WTF kind of process for counting is THAT?  (technically counting to book in one department instead of counting what they had and letting the team in the conference room sort out what was wrong and issue recounts).    (the dragon complained to her bosses who then went down and yelled as in my work environment I am at times anatomically ill equipped to deal with certain folks).  

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Oooh Mr. Crankypants Manager who is in violation of the policy - in response to an email I sent late yesterday with a listing of violations and a need for explanation just sent a hissy fit response.  

The boss is going to have fun with this.  His Monkeys are bigger and badder than mine.  

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