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Crotchfruit overloads the server


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Outlander.

Jessa's thunder... has been stolen...

Will this blessed event crash the server? "God dammit Jessa!"

254 members, 8 anon and 1076 guests hogging our air time.  Kinda like how 1076 guests ruin your Thanksgiving.

Handbells.  But, what we really need is more cowbell.

Shirtless Jamie.

Pantsless Jamie.

Food (shocker!)

Fundie men dying their hair. "I'm not doing a carpet=drapes thing on any of these shitlords"

What your parents call each other in the sack.  No.

The hell is Bias Tape.

"Did Jessa's lips get pregnant? Ya know, the ones on her face."

Gassing for labor/delivery

":We're like the underpants of horror"

Cardboardeaux!

"If you had to sleep with one of the GOP candidates......"

MM out.

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Destiny

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Outlander and shirtless/pantsless Jamie? totally me. Not even sorry.

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ClaraOswin

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One of these days, I really need to join the evening chatting.

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Destiny

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FTR, the God dammit Jessa was also me. I was in the middle of trying to rebuild our test site, and didn't have time for another Duggar server crash. LOL.

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notfundy

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OMG.  OMG... CROTCHFUIT.   I am dying.  That is about the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Crotchfruit.   

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Destiny

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OMG.  OMG... CROTCHFUIT.   I am dying.  That is about the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Crotchfruit.   

We are pretty bloody hilarious if I do say so myself. You should stop in. :)

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GodsKnickers

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@destiny31 - I didn't know where else to put this so adding it here. Look at what I found today.

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GodsKnickers

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That's what I said!

Oh - found that at Indigo. Do you have Indigo there?

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clueliss

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They probably have it at the dreaded Amazon.  I have seen Game of Thrones books, LOTR, and an upcoming to be released in 2016 Dr. Who.  

the term crotchfruit reminds me of someone I  knew on a different message board and it made me howl (and miss said person)

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