Alaska chat
Political chat
CAH
"Fuck is absolutely my favorite word"
Felicity (I think) chat
One cannot just make Destiny go to rehab
Fanfic
YA Lit
50 shades was "bad porn with good music"
"Fucking Peter Pan lied"
"Sooma blend wine" - and Sonoma cries a little
Water quality
Chilean wine
DC FJers unite
pook, book - you know who you are!
Tourists on escalators
Keep OA in your thoughts
"Just fuck already"
OTP. MM got educated.
OT3, 5 and 9.
Snow plowing/Snowcalypse
School clos
Charlie Brown Chat
FS' first Etsy sale (go, pook!)
Toy Story is 20 years old
The internet lies to us
Tea chat
"Break out the caps, chatters!"
Mary Poppins is a witch
And then - a Cards Against Humanity FJ game launched and the chat went dark.....
This might be a new "thing" - and it was hysterical
I'm out... stay safe and warm, folks.
Catholic chat (now with habit-less nuns!)
90 Day Fiance
TV show watching dilemmas - only so much time to watch
Disney movies
Opiod Rxs (sp)
New hairstyles
"Fuck minute"
"Rogue dicks"
"I go away to get food and rogue dicks happens"
Fleshlight, no, I am not googling it
Tampons taking your virginity
"I've read about those Jamaicans"
Pre nups
Santa Con
Housewarming gifts for first homes
Blinds/curtains
Nessie Ladle
Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers
Mark on 90 Day Fiance is an asswip
Itchy nipples
Amazing orange moon
Gingerbread houses on HGTV
Pizza
Mirror in the shower: pros and cons
Boobs
Pizza delivery wait times
Computer purchase options
Finally, a pizza is born
Fish tank talk
Fundie cleaning assignments from hell
Fundie record keeping of whereabouts
"It's never too late for wine"
Febreeze scents
Colorado Springs
Heartburn
Jerk adoptive mothers
fencingmama website -no, just no
Stolen cc info - wtf
Con talk
"I wasn't going to leave him stranded without
Food (DOH)
Weather
Nips and lips
Gift ideas
Nutella fights
Nips V 2.0 (here is where I learn not to post any more of this stuff)
Colo Sprgs madness
Lifeway
Mexican food options/quality
50 Shades
"Vampires don't have periods"
Fan Fic
Strange/creepy teachers
Walmart Black Friday conditions
Disney/Pixar movie faves
Sammiches/Bad Santa
"All the banana peppers!"
"I have eager fingers!"
Sims
Parents that don't deserve the title
When is it time to move out
Whipped Cream v Reddi Whi
I wandered into...
Dolphin porn (those present for the whole conversation, please add the details I am so glad I missed)
Creationism/evolutionism
Sunday school
HS prom
Christmas gift ideas
Being carded as a legit adult
Weather (fires, hurricanes, tornadoes)
Cold Spagettios - is this ok?
Access to good Mexican/Chinese food
Political chat
The Narwahl Song (there is a 10 hour version if you have some time to kill)
The Song That Never Ends (there is a 10 hour version of that, too)
Bedl
Can someone recap the vaginal yeast? Or not, and we are good.....
There's only one song from Germany....snort
Butter betrayal
Betrayed By The Butler: An FJ Mystery.... (pick a room, a suspect and a weapon a la Clue)
'The membrane didn't want to budge"
"Thank goodness I had a back up plan"
Almost had a cake fire!
PS is prime wife material
7 Up Cake and no Smellavision™
PS made 3 cakes and 20 rolls, from scratch
Rx chat.
Laundry chat.
Have a great Thanksgiving and come back to chat st
Anti pants. NOT antipasto
Mustard flavored candy
"You can't reveal the upstairs and the downstairs at the same time"
Pickle brining is possibly a thing
Holiday specials (Peanuts, Grinch, Frosty)
"Chickens happily eat other chickens"
Carnivore = cannibal, well, you decide
Thanksgiving travels
Pink Friday?! Long live My Little Pony + glitter
McGee, Delilah, Bishop, Gibbs and Boren and sometimes Abby (no clue)
"I'm not wearing pants"
Poxy Boggards wear no pants on you tube, good stuff
We had so many conversations going on - if I had multiple personalities, I would have been right at home with myselves.
Sister Wives ... train wreck, as usual
Food (shocker)
Micropenii
Don't google "how to join ISIS"
... Just type "how to " in google and have some fun
Penis party
Uber, tindr, Roku WTH
Iphone meltdown and the awesome FJ tech support team stepping up (THANK YOU)
Grandman. It could be a thang.
Short week for most - YAY. See you manana!
Hair types and brushes
Giada v. PioneerWoman
Hair products
Food, glorious food!
"Fry That Bitch"
Food allergies
MLM schemes
Student loans
"When men were men and the sheep were nervous"
Mr Right: how old is he?
Rainbow Bongo
"Dingo ate my baby" was in 1980
The 80s
Perms
Cornbread!
Interpreting for the deaf in a niqab
Some jobs won't be compatible with your faith
Ice box pie
The Love Boat
"Woosh don't got no lard"
"Snoop Dog got him some serious salami"
"Yep, that's a penis"
What a somber night ....after last night.
Parents setting up honeymoon suites for their kids - apparently "it's a thing"
Pasta
Musicals
Toilet training cats (not that they are doing the training). Also, cats need thumbs
Foreign language skills/non-skills
Dying/caring for those who passed/their final moments ...and our wishes for our final moments
Cute small kids playing sports like a boss
Kids growing up too fast
Silly parenting stories
Snow
Good household help
Weather/tornadoes
"
Oh, it started off all innocent and all... and the wheels came off the bus. And it was... pretty dayum funny.
Recipes
Iron skillet cleaning methods
Ground turkey
Pus, puss, and sores. WTH
Hamster balls
Donkey vajayjay rashes (from riders, not the actual donkey's vajayjays)
Big dongs
"I have never seen hamster balls"
"He goes down everywhere"
Elderly parents deliver random FJers panties to Trudeau
Dangly wobblers
Naked bongo playing
"Dongo bongos"
"Oh look, a big black cock"
"Wit
Free T'day food
Josh's latest boo boo. BOO
T Day menu items
Recipes... so many fantastic recipes...
We need our own FJ cooking show throwdown
FJ POTLUCK YES
Airplanes
Emergency landing - live - good outcome! Whew!
Threads curdling (one page and I was in Lamaze breathing)
Jammy Dodgers is not about baseball
Shrimp - OH! How we love thee
House Hunters
Oyster dressing
Thanksgiving leftover thread
Stuffing v dressing
Podcasts/cable/dish
Job hunting woes
Maxwells - still need mo
Here is what we went on about tonight.............
Food
Tea
Weather
Jenna Marbles "Drunk KItchen" (not the dog I am mom to)
Bad bread pudding
Ginger won! (What? Please update me)
Ghosts: new ghost story thread - go tell yours!
Todd Chrisley show (and I got sucked in)
Donuts
What to get Dad for Christmas?
Makeup
Insomnia
Panera cuisine
MAC AND CHEESE
Korean food
"Arranged"
Beef
Fingers crossed for FS!
Night!
Weather
Generators/wood stoves/power outages
Baking shows
Foot (not food) porn
Dog mills
Noah's Ark theme park
Power outages (on and off theme LOL)
SW
"No sharing the wiener"
No tampons for fundies
Sealing marriage with a blood covenant (in bed or... ?)
"Sex is better with Jesus"
Naked roast sitters
68- 78% of nuns masterbate
Pads in the washer
Poop in the dryer/shower/take out boxes
Nymphos and stalkers
College roommates from hell
Church service times
Christmas music - too ea
Last night was tragic and we huddled. I am so glad I had FJers to lean on and listen to. But, I just couldn't bring myself to post all the awesome stuff once we swallowed what we were dealing with. The Paris thing took precedence. I promise you, post shock, there was Bunny Slipper chat.
Tonight, we relaxed a little.
Clothes.
Food.
Cats.
Cat litter.
Waffle House, Sonic, Friendly's.
Crab.
Pierogies.
Chinese food.
Sewing machines.
Chicken wings.
"Fuck the E key"
Arrow.
Uhu understo
Shirley Shirley bo burley
Banana fana fo firley
Fe fi fo firley
SHIRLEY!
Lincoln Lincoln bo bincoln
Banana fana fo fincoln
Fe fi fo fincoln
LINCOLN!
C'mon everybody, YEAH!
I said let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name.
Spurgeon, Spurgeon bo burgeon
Banana fana fo furgeon
Fe fi fo furgeon
SPURGEON!
We now return you to your regular programming.
And in the headlines tonight….
Race issues/threats on Howard University/Metro
GWTW and more racist issu
Actors' sexual preference vs the roles offered
Asses - the sexy kind. Complete with NSFW links
Other body parts, equally awesome
Shhh. Fascinated is REALLY Jinger
Privacy/text issues for fundies
"Getting older is HORSESHIT"
Getting schooled in Spanish cuss words
Modthesims
"We are all assholes who objectify the pretty men"
Presidential debates - we are pretty much over them
Pets/kids
Dogs v cats
Fundie Sims
Betty White/Golden Girls
"Poor useless Daddy"
"Homo plots" (TCM)
Fundie
Food
Sims
Board drama
Onions, caramelized
Origin download fails
Outlander
Arrow
Drooling over fabric and hotties
Men
Why are people assholes
SW/90 Day Fiancee
Food
Cereal runs past Grandma
Glow sticks - all the popular kids are wearing them
Kix
Nail polish (for real)
Outfits/styles
16 in chat - a record?
90 Day Finance
D'World and humidity
Answering to a train whistle from the headship
"I drink too much"
"They are huge"
"But not as scary as bears or dogs"
Snow
20 chatter
Placenta - free kitchens.
To child/not to child
"Just be sure the juices run clear"
Sims
Sister Wives
Sims
Arndtsims - even better.
How much saltpeter in the Arndt oatmeal = Duggars trying to make rice portions
Is TreeMom lost in Vegas?
More Sister Wives: "Still not the milk I am looking for"
Brownsims Real Estate Co.
Cool Mormons
Mufffins
"Does the smoothie have whiskey or placenta?"
"Back the F off of your kid's sex life"
"There is NOTHING like a good safe word"
Kody's hair
9
It's been 5 weeks since I said goodbye to Mija. I can barely stand to go in my bedroom, where she used to curl up by my pillow when it was bedtime. Man, this sucks.