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March 30-April 5, 2013 ~ #9 ~ Sarcasm Winner


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Post of the Week - #9 - Sarcasm Winner

 

Congratulations samurai_sarah and vex

 

This week we had a tie in the sarcasm category.

samrurai_sarah's post was nominated by notacleverpony:

http://www.freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&p=525857#p525857

 

 

OkToBeTakei wrote:
Yup she is absolutely correct. EVERY single male all over the world who went to public school is addicted to porn. All of them. There are no exceptions. (snip)

samurai_sarah wrote:

ITA. I noticed that too. On my first day of primary school, in Germany, you get an oversized cone of paper filled with goodies and would you believe it - it resembled a phallus. The relentless assault of pornographic images and movies continued, especially during biology, physics and PE lessons. I basically had to watch my class-mates salivating over learning about osmosis. The grunts from the back benches, while we learned about gravity were unbearable. And those defrauding legs, while I was trying to evade getting lobotomized by a field hockey-stick were...ugh. Not to mention the hockey-sticks.

So addicted were all the guys to porn, that we all only started dating at around 16. And we all went straight into holding hands. How disgusting is that? Can you even begin to imagine how traumatizing that was? Sisters, I could tell you more about the horrors of secular schooling, but I fear that if I spend one more moment, dwelling on such erotic subjects as Boyle's gas equation, or the hot, heated passion of learning French declinations, I too may be lost forever. Safe-guard your children! Protect them from grammar and proper spelling! It will only lead to nudity and an open mind! And beware field hockey, although the accidental lobotomy might sound handy now, beware!

 


 

vex's post was nominated by SunnySideUp and Violet

http://www.freejinger.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&p=529517#p529517

Vex wrote:

Personally, I pronounce Zsuzsanna 'hateful bitch'.

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