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Sims in Cult: Grifting Ministries

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DAYS 2 - 4: Covered in GOOD reeds

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Days 2 - 4 were not the most interesting season of Zach's life - but day 5 deserves it's own separate entry, so there.  

Zachary started day 2 by cutting yesterdays tree in logs and building a small wall. He then learned his first mechanical skill point to put together an old barrel and some kind of pump. Enjoying his hard-earned shower here. (Sorry, NIKE! picture, but he was so happy :pb_lol:)


He explored a forest a bit more and found wild bees. Someday hell be able to steal honey from them without getting hurt, but this is not that day. 


Then first animals appeared and Zach tried hunting for first time. He learned he is useless with hunting with spear. I learned I put too many animal spawners in this forest and removed most of them. Zach managed to kill a wolf and a deer with sword. Which meant - 


FOOD. Thats right. Zachary got over himself and learned a cooking skill to know how to use grill. No more mushroom and berry snacks, Zach is eating like a man. Homemade hotdogs, yummy. 


After first real meal in days, Zach felt like annoying some people for faith. His social bar was low. Almost as low as  townies interest in his crap. 



Manly handshake, sure, dude. You are the most masculine male man ever. You hunt. You eat. You flirt with ladies, and they turn you down. 


Next few days were almost the same. At one point Zach learned enough mechanical points to put together a swing form an old tire and a rope, and to turn a water tank into hot tub. But otherwise it was pretty boring. Only reed spawner got completely out of control (it's a part of basket weaver set from medieval sims - useful if you pick up reeds and make things from them. Not useful if you are Zachary Ranford.)
At day 4 his lot looked like this: 


Zach started to worry a bit. No, not about reeds. His wife will pick them up. The problem was where to get a wife. Townie women were all sane ungodly whores, and he had no electricity, so he couldn'tt order one from internet browse SAHD blogs.  Also, he started to hate hot dogs. Maybe wife could cook something else, like hamburgers and tater tot casserole. 
At day 5 Zachary woke up with completely new wants for him. Instead of flirting, getting married, and having his first kiss, Zach wanted to catch butterflies and roller skate. And he spend a lot of time in his new swing. Was he giving up? Was he turning into manboy, trying to convince himself that he doesn't care anymore? Was it injured pride? Was he just loosing his mind? 




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    • allthegoodnamesrgone


      how the hell do they afford 7 kids? Never mind they don't care Jeususlovesthemall and I guess gives them discount food and clothes.  :pb_rollseyes:

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    • freealljs

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    • HereticHick


      8 minutes ago, justmissedquiver said:

      Sweet Jebus for real!  And if you don't have an iron or steamer, just a light spritz with water and 5 minutes in the dryer. Jeez.  wrinkly clothes are a pet peeve of mine. 

      Why does it feel like every five minutes some FJer who went to evil public school and/or has a college degree and/or works outside the home is having to  post some obvious homemaking tip for Jilly or others in her former SAHD crowd?

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    • HereticHick


      32 minutes ago, theotherelise said:

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    • justmissedquiver


      On 4/19/2019 at 11:34 AM, freshlemonade said:

      IMO- that picture gives off a prison yard vibe. 

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