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Vex

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In the spirit of fundie oversharing about deeply personal matters, I just want to announce that I can now righteously fulfill my desires.

That means I can bone my husband.

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Destiny

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LOL! It only counts if we see video of the first kiss, and your former headship properly put you under the authority of your new headship.

Seriously, congratulations. I'm happy for you!

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I'm trying not to wake my family as I laugh! Congratulations!

My dh and I loved saying "my wife" and "my husband" a lot the first few months of our marriage. It was just so fun and exciting to be all official! :) I'm sending you wishes for many, many happy years together. :romance-heartsmiley:

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Fascinated

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Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

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53 minutes ago, Fascinated said:

Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

I'm trying to find and destroy everyone's phones and my friend's camera. I am so photo shy it's insane. My husband looked awesome though, I promise  (:

Damn, I knew we were forgetting something. I should have asked the celebrant if it was cool for my dad to hand me over to my husband so I could be under his umbrella of protection. But yeah, sure, totally...the "first kiss" happened...really!

It hasn't quite sunk in yet that we're married but we do have some incredibly embarrassing marriage-related in jokes already.

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Fascinated

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It sounds fantastic!  You 'sound' really happy!!!  That's wonderful.

 

(But I still want pics.)

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    • Ozlsn

      Posted

      6 hours ago, Bluebirdbluebell said:

      There are some versions of the bible that clean up the story of Jacob and Joseph, so that the reader is missing something. Joseph wasn't the arbitrary favorite. He was one of the only biological children of Jacob and Rachel. His brothers who plotted against him were all half brothers. Jacob wanted to marry Rachel, but was tricked into marrying her older sister Leah. The Lord made Leah very fertile to make up for it. Rachel was almost barren until Joseph. (In the meantime, Rachel and Leah both sent their maid servants to have children by Jacob.) Jacob and Rachel were eventually able to have 2 biological children: Joseph and later, Benjamin. Benjamin was too young and not apart of selling Joseph into Egypt. Some versions clean up the story to just say that Rachel and Leah are the bio-moms of all the kids and Joseph just happens to be the favorite, but this is incorrect. 

      Jacob's father-in-law arguably started the problem when he tricked Jacob into marrying the wrong sister. 

      They really don't do Biblical marriage like they used to.

      I think the best part of Gary's retelling is struggling to remember any of the names or relationships, that's what people look for in a preacher. Although I can see all the women in the story going through all the kids names until they hit the right one!

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    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Posted

      Not exactly real life, but there's a woman I followed off/on for a long time on-line. She has always admired fundies like the ones we follow here. She was single for a while, but in her late 20s/ early 30s she met a widower with slightly larger than average family. He's fundie and now she's a fundie homeschooling stepmother. They also had a baby together. Now she's set up an account to be social-media homeschooling Quiverfull SAHM.  Because of the stepkids, they have biggish family (not Duggar big, but bigger than average.) She seemed like a sweet person, but this seems like a risky move for many reasons. 

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    • LongTimeLurkerOG

      Posted (edited)

      2 hours ago, Mama Mia said:

      Wow! That’s a massive house. They certainly don’t seem like they want a herd of children - I’d guess one or two more, if any. I wonder what they’ll do with all that space? 

      Why can't I get that kind of deal?! I have a career  🤣 ... and ethics, a conscious, morals, work ethic... that tracks 🤨

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    • marmalade

      Posted (edited)

      39 minutes ago, Mama Mia said:

      Wow! That’s a massive house. They certainly don’t seem like they want a herd of children - I’d guess one or two more, if any. I wonder what they’ll do with all that space? 

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    • Mama Mia

      Posted

      1 hour ago, marmalade said:

      It's 4600 sf. More than double what they had before.

      Wow! That’s a massive house. They certainly don’t seem like they want a herd of children - I’d guess one or two more, if any. I wonder what they’ll do with all that space? 



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