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Vex

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In the spirit of fundie oversharing about deeply personal matters, I just want to announce that I can now righteously fulfill my desires.

That means I can bone my husband.

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Destiny

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LOL! It only counts if we see video of the first kiss, and your former headship properly put you under the authority of your new headship.

Seriously, congratulations. I'm happy for you!

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I'm trying not to wake my family as I laugh! Congratulations!

My dh and I loved saying "my wife" and "my husband" a lot the first few months of our marriage. It was just so fun and exciting to be all official! :) I'm sending you wishes for many, many happy years together. :romance-heartsmiley:

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Fascinated

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Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

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53 minutes ago, Fascinated said:

Congratulations, @Vex!  Where are our photos?????

I'm trying to find and destroy everyone's phones and my friend's camera. I am so photo shy it's insane. My husband looked awesome though, I promise  (:

Damn, I knew we were forgetting something. I should have asked the celebrant if it was cool for my dad to hand me over to my husband so I could be under his umbrella of protection. But yeah, sure, totally...the "first kiss" happened...really!

It hasn't quite sunk in yet that we're married but we do have some incredibly embarrassing marriage-related in jokes already.

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Fascinated

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It sounds fantastic!  You 'sound' really happy!!!  That's wonderful.

 

(But I still want pics.)

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    • Red Hair, Black Dress

      Posted (edited)

      I think she unenthusiastically said yes to the first man Scotty Brown (not/never father of the year) convinced/ coerced to take her and the 6 step kids.

      Hope she is happy, but intuition tells me no, and that she believes the unhappiness is normal married life.

      Really really really hope she wasn't "convicted" to have more children.

      Edited by Red Hair, Black Dress
    • JermajestyDuggar

      Posted

      20 hours ago, zimona said:

      Childless semi-old catlady here. I don't hate kids. I hate parents who don't bother to teach their kids (age apropriate, of course) about boundaries. I'm quite happy to let kids be kids. But if they start to actively pester me and intrude on me (like trying to drink from MY lemonade in a Café, or wiping their chocolate covered fingers on my backpack during train rides...) then I will speak up and tell them to stop, and I'm fully aware that to the innocent bystander I might come across as 'hating' kids, especially since I might be a bit worked up at that point. I'm not blaming the kids, they don't know better. I'm blaming those parents who shy away from putting a brake on their kids' (sometimes) too exuberant behaviour. 

      What’s funny is I often say this about dogs! 🤣🤣🤣 Every time I find myself hating a dog, I realize I just hate how horrible the owner is. It’s always someone who lets their dog get away with the most horrific behavior at the expense of other people. 

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    • 4boysmum

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      I have a bunch of kids and as much as I love them they also drive me nuts.  They can be loud and messy.  The younger ones are still figuring out where their personal space ends and other people's (mostly mine!) begins.  But I can't ever imagine them doing something like drinking someone else's lemonade.  And if they ever took leave of their senses long enough to try, I would deal with it ASAP and also buy you another lemonade.

      My kids are my responsibility and if they act up in public it's my job to correct them or take them somewhere else so they aren't disturbing others.  

      But I have also occasionally come across people who do seem to resent children being present in public at all.  Don't think they should be brought to restaurants, etc.  I couldn't say what percentage of the childfree population feels that way, but people like that do exist.  And I think it's a shame because (a) how do you teach kids to behave in places like restaurants if you don't take them to practice, and (b) if I've put in the work to teach my kids how to behave in various places and they are not being disruptive, they really do have just as much right to be there as any other segment of the population.

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    • CarrotCake

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      It makes me wonder: would these modesty-fundies be okay with swimwear on girls-only trips?

      In this case it is filmed and published so the same standards as public places would apply but what if it was a private moment between friends and family?

      For instance, Muslim women do not dress with the same modesty standards in the private of their household.

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    • EmiSue

      Posted

      3 hours ago, CarrotCake said:

      There is also a toy rabbit with a pink ribbon in the picture.

      Either they use it to honor Isla or it’s an announcement for a girl. 

      My guess is to honor Isla, since she'd be a few months old now if she made it, but could be both.

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