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Everything seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park


OnceUponATime

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Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate things. Apparently some of my weird sense of humor has started coming back lately.

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I harvested all of my beets. Lets not mention the ones that are currently in the back of the fridge. I had plans, but I got a bit sidetracked (actually my plans contained cheese and I'm trying to do a cheese free cooking week)

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I would like to make some chocolate milk. Currently I'm quite hungry, and chocolate milk sounds good, even if it is currently considered contraband.

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My garden got plowed (finally). I do have a nice looking tomato plant inside. My squared neighbor has bigger ones. He always does. I'm always jealous.

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Yeah... about that sense of humor

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But generally I'm happy at the moment. you know, in between those fits of "stop being a fucken asshole" that I get in. Springtime does that to me. Animals seem to make it better

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Just going to say: I want a table like that. Actually that isn't completely accurate. My bearish table would look a bit different

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oh hell yeah! it's convertible! Can't go wrong with that once my lawn has stopped dying

And today I'll leave you with some more of Tom Lehrer's song:

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But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I only have two things to say. 

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So if Sunday you're free
Why don't you come with me
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park

 

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I meant to reply to your Silent Kimbly recommendation much sooner. Sorry I took so long.

It looks funny! I haven't taken the time to read any off the website, but the ones from Google were cute. (When I tried to find some on the website, I got people's comments instead. I'll try again when I'm a little less frazzled.)

Thanks, @OnceUponATime!

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