Little bit of everything tonight.
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"The hair dye is out of the curtain" (do the drapes match the carpet now - inquiring minds want to know?)
Salmon Ladder
Q names for Blessa's consideration. Queef might have won.
Recapping the SVU episode.
Baptism/Catholic school/church talk
"One denim skirt shy of pure fundie"
Holiday baking
Therapy: good/bad/options
SIMS
Napster/Limeware
"Power cord of purity"
American Girl dolls
Makeup brand preferences and performance
Flash: Iris > Lau
Winnie the Pooh "truthers." Is WTP m/f? Apparently this is a thing.
DQ's 911 call.
Labor: to drug, or not to drug - that is the question.
RENT.
School musical productions.
Ck noticed that Jessa donated the appetizer platter. (Now out in the cornfield)
Happiness about TP on sale is clear symptom of full-blown Stage 5 Adulthood.
Seeweed's name - just stop the madness.
Crotchfruit origins. Could be a 2011 vintage.
Mommy Wars.
"OMG people please get on topic right now!!! And won't somebo
Outlander.
Jessa's thunder... has been stolen...
Will this blessed event crash the server? "God dammit Jessa!"
254 members, 8 anon and 1076 guests hogging our air time. Kinda like how 1076 guests ruin your Thanksgiving.
Handbells. But, what we really need is more cowbell.
Shirtless Jamie.
Pantsless Jamie.
Food (shocker!)
Fundie men dying their hair. "I'm not doing a carpet=drapes thing on any of these shitlords"
What your parents call each other in the sack. No.
The hell is Bias Tap
What a night!
"Bad boobs"
"I fell down a geisha bunny hole" (which could be a thread post)
Porno recaps - who is up for it?
And... Joshley might make a good fluffer....
Brad Paisley parodies Joshley on CMAs: "Bored with your wife, and sister too, your cheating site will tell on you"
"Cheese is my spirit animal"
Kindles
Fanfic
"Oh hey drinjks"
Whiskey tasting
SVU watching anticipation
....And not taking anything away from the SVU recappers... "This wasn't an immaculate conception"
An
Aside from talking TM thru her flight....
Coloring enthusiasts will soon have their own blog to share wonders and work. Looking forward to that!
Sheets Day!
Curious is NOT a fluffy bunny. Self admitted.
Lung Foal.
Meeting people from online in the The Real World.
"Extracerted"
"I am however, clearly a drinker"
Casino buffets.
"Ok, you know what, u am drunk again"
"Whiseky in a smoothei tastes pretty good"
"Whisky is isky"
MH internships/music therapy
Hobbies - sewing, gardening,
Third gender word options. Suggestions welcome. Might be a new thread?
Post Halloween snacks – donuts and candy. Sugar coma!
Tater Tot options. (No one jumped all over Tatchos, I was disappointed)
Online dating - the good, the bad, the ugly (and in the distance, someone whistles)
Nanwrino. Write a 50k word novel in a month..... GO! (I kept reading NanoWino like it was a tiny drunkard)
Bra cup sizes/pencils.
Shampooing routines. Most have hair and it might be a love/hate relationshi
Loweredy Lou.
Japanese tie up kink - now with imported US bottoms.
50 Shades reviews.
Periods/cramps.
HPV vaccines.
HPV for reals and it sucks.
Kissing speech at a wedding - must be a Duggar wedding...
"Have sex while you're young and still actually want it"
"Lots if shitty sex is just shitty sex"
"Jesus commands that you come"
And, we head into a new week. Night!
Deah Lowered, sometimes I just don’t have enough paper to keep it all straight. This is what we talked about that I took notes on – and I am sure I missed some jewels:
Halloween - Duh.
7 Days of Hell – apparently involves a white kid playing tennis with the Williams family. Token?
Lullemon is a thing. An expensive thing.
SOX! Cute ones.
Walmart people watching.
Beige leggings are bad.
Shady Maple might be the next FJ meet up place.
Clearance candy. When does it go on sale?
“Men
I love recapping our adventures. I posted a crapload and it got lost somehow, so POOP. Starting over.....
Horror movie reviews.
Buffets – food in general (must have been feeding time on FJ)
Wedding themes – Sailor Moon
Engagement rings
Pinterest – love/hate
Student loans/taxation
Credit cards
Truth about Ruth blog
Mormons = Funderwear
Intl House of Pancakes does not equal the Intl House of Secret Handshakes
“35 Cupcakes Down the Drain” a la 16 Candles was an awful story
Idiot scho
Apparently tickets to musicals are hard to get in some locales - we discussed the best (and worst) medical care - churros = manna - exercise talk (yes/no v. run/walk) - jeans: they don't fit - good feedback on the FJ mobile site (!!) - 90 Day Fiance weirdness - "oral sex for lazy people doesn't happen @Mass" - sex sent me to the ER: revisited and still awesome - "Don't go long and thick at the same time" - FJ pets - dog v. cat - and the Pecan Thief Wedding Video.
It's almost Friday, folks!
The Republican Debate and the must needed drinking game... someone promised some guidelines for the next one ... Jager... "PUKING JESUS" ... fundie faves... worst rabbit holes.... sweet, sweet, tea and 420... weather around the world.... best beer discussion.... Trump's Hair (The Entity).... Hall Pass Hotties.... Tumblr porn blogs... childbirth stories.... stretch marks.... followed by breast milk spraying and boob size discussion. A lively Hump Day for everyone
Running marathons, airline gripes/middle seats, yoga (YES), computer pros and cons, Trophy Wife sign ups, to pizza or not, cable vs. Roku, random boring celeb encounters, a home schooling SUCCESS STORY (!!), 14 people in chat (FTW), IHOP does NOT mean pancakes, notable alumni = dead/jungle deaths for missions and the difference between Knickers and Snickers.
Purple Summer's outfit for her Big Political Thingie; the Llama emoji did not draw people in; wine box arm flexes are cool; cheering on fellow FJers for marathons; a $5k roast beef is tastier when free; a broken femur (boo); the chocolate fountain thingy; fried pies; Doritos; Leah Remini and Scientology; PS a a wizard; Olivia Pope; glow in the dark dildos and purposing lube. Sounds like a typical Monday night.