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Generators/wood stoves/power outages
Baking shows
Foot (not food) porn
Dog mills
Noah's Ark theme park
Power outages (on and off theme LOL)
SW
"No sharing the wiener"
No tampons for fundies
Sealing marriage with a blood covenant (in bed or... ?)
"Sex is better with Jesus"
Naked roast sitters
68- 78% of nuns masterbate
Pads in the washer
Poop in the dryer/shower/take out boxes
Nymphos and stalkers
College roommates from hell
Church service times
Christmas music - too early?
90 Day Fiancee weirdnesss
Seasonal retail
Scientific evidence for aliens
Struggling thru Stargate - Fight Club episode
Tampons and TP - monthly supplies on hand
Tampons + vodka or Everclear
Children not going to bed
"But not the good kind of fucking"
Sometimes the volume button is not enough to cover the screaming
When do we get a Duggar on DWTS?
About all I can take, peeps. It was fun... add anything I missed! Night
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