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Worldly Distractions: Downton Abbey 5.6 - Episode Six


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Gooooooood evening Freejinger! As we settle into the end of the season (will there be a Series Six? Probably), there is a faint hint that we just might get a bit of plot to chew on. The question is, which person will the drama hit first? Let's find out.

 

Lady Edith gets a telegram, which is presumably Michael inviting her to his sex chalet in Switzerland. She opens it over breakfast and finds out (we learn from Robert telling Cora) that her editor is coming up with news. Dammit, stop dangling us like this, Fellowes. The servants gossip downstairs about it. Mrs Patmore mentions that she's going to see her cottage, in order to decide whether or not to buy it. Carson, still butthurt, is of course morbidly curious. To soothe his wounded ego,

Mary is a total bitch about her sister's dead boyfriend. Mr Blake and Lord Gillingham have joined in a horse race, and Mary wants to register, but of course Robert thinks it's "fast". We also learn that Gillingham hasn't given up on Mary just yet.

Shrimpy thinks he has a lead on the missing Princess, so the DC is going to visit the Prince to give him an update. Alone. Danker (?), the DC's new maid, is a little bit lost at her job, and rather contemptuous of Spratt. She and the DC of course become blood sisters immediately.

Thomas is increasingly ill, to the point where the entire staff expresses concern. At lunch, everyone is tense, awaiting the telegram. They talk about buildings and stuff, but no one's heart is in it. Rose is still hot for Atticus Aldrich, and they're also going to the race, so everyone decides to bring the kids and make a family outing. Robert decides to horn in on Edith's telegram-bearing visitor, because women can't bear bad news alone and such. Meanwhile, Bates goes around the house, looking for something - but what? Well, we know what, since the scary rapist music is playing the whole time.

Danker continues to be abrasive around the old lady, which is not great for her career prospects. The editor arrives. Meanwhile, both Carson and Daisy join the cottage expedition, and Daisy is more into her studies than ever. The DC arrives at the Prince's dingy apartment in a sketchy neighbourhood, where the Prince is feeling sorry for himself and the DC is quite uncomfortable. We learn that the Princess managed to get out of Russia and may have been headed for Hong Kong, but no one knows for sure. Rather than celebrate, the Prince goes over their Sordid Past together, which the DC dismisses as a "historical detail". He says that he loves her better (well who wouldn't, it's Her Maggisty), and wants to run away with her if his wife turns out to be dead. The DC refuses, they sigh about their shared natures, and it's all terribly poignant.

The Sergeant returns with more Bates drama, and Jesus Christ this is terribly tiresome. Now they want to talk to Baxter. I assume they'll get through everyone in the house by Series 7. It's confirmed that Gregson was killed during the Beer Hall Putsch, by Herr Hitler's thugs. Hitler's in jail for the next five years, though, so it's all okay and everything's going to be sunny forever. Meanwhile, Edith has inherited Gregson's publishing company, which she is totally equipped to run, I'm sure.

Edith has gone for a walk, and of course wound up at Marigold's house, where she is refused entry. Mr Drew knows exactly what's up with "Marigold's father", and offers his condolences. Spratt runs to the DC, flustered and yelling that Danker is ruining everything to do with laundry.  Danker claims that Spratt has no idea what a lady's maid does. Meanwhile, Isobel's romance with Merton is hot and heavy, and she should have some news by Saturday.

The Bateses discuss the Gregson disaster. Bates tells Anna that he found "a cunning piece of equipment", which actually belongs to Mary but he assumes is meant to "prevent a Baby Bates". He's outraged because he was under the impression she wanted a baby, and they argue for a while. Molesley, touchingly, offers to lend Daisy one of his history books, which she accepts rather reluctantly. Mrs Patmore then rails against her for her rudeness, pointing out that he's one of the few nice people in the house.

Cora and Robert argue about sleeping arrangements, Bricker, and all the FISTICUFFS last week. She challenges him to prove that he never let a flirtation get out of hand. Robert is, of course, stymied (remember Jane?). Looks like the quarrel is over for now, thank god. The police arrive and interrogate Baxter about her criminal past, which is news to Mrs Hughes. Under the threat of returning to prison, Baxter fesses up that there may have been issues while Green was staying there, and a trip to London. It turns out that a mysterious letter clued the cops in to the London journey (it was Thomas, wasn't it?) Mrs Hughes lets Baxter's past go, since Her Ladyship knows already.

More building drama, during which we notice that Isis is ill. Well, yeah, it's about time, the dog's been around since 1912. Still, a dog dying is always terribly heartbreaking and all that. I'm surprised she survived twelve years with Thomas, to be honest.

Thomas takes Baxter aside and unveils his paraphernalia of groovy-looking drugs. For the first time perhaps ever, he admits that he needs help, since he's getting sicker and sicker. They go straight to the doctor. Baxter knows full well what he's been doing, by the way - she hasn't known him since childhood for nothing.

In even more shocking news, MARY GETS A BOB. What the fuck you guys I can't even compute I don't understand this. Is it appropriate to mention that she looks like Posh Spice now?

Turns out Thomas has been injecting saline - he just got infected from a contaminated needle. Turns out he was in London for electroshock therapy, pills, the whole nine yards, in order to cure his gayness. The doctor tells him that there is no cure, and he should have "a life as good as you're able" while dealing with his "burden". On the way out, Baxter calls him brave. Yeah, I'm snickering too.

Rose manages to get Atticus invited to dinner, which is bound to get everyone aflutter. Robert decides to summon the vet. Mrs Patmore looks over the cottage, of which she has a very favourable impression. Carson is downright delightful during the visit - and when she's gone, admits he envies her a little.

Atticus arrives, but is quickly outshone by the Great Bob. She looks the perfect flapper with her new style and short dress, though the DC claims she looks just like a man and Robert says it's just what he expected. Edith takes her to task for intruding on her moment of grief, Mary calls her a spoilsport. They decide to go ahead with the race anyway, since no one cares about Edith. Edith storms upstairs for a tray in her room rather than having to face the family.

Bates and Anna argue about the contraceptive, and finally the truth about the murder comes out. Anna is horrified that Bates has known about the rape all along. However, it turns out that Bates didn't actually kill him, as he feared being executed and leaving Anna alone. He never used the ticket, and if Anna hadn't thrown it out, there would have been proof of his innocence. Wow, that is incredibly tragic. Despite their awful situation, and the danger threatening Bates, Anna is just grateful he's innocent after all. But then the question remains - who did kill him? (Can we pin it on Thomas this time, too?)

Molesley and Daisy strike up a conversation, during which Molesley reveals that he was a promising student but couldn't stay in school past the age of twelve. He wants to help Daisy improve her education - and therefore help someone rise above their situation.

Anna tells Mrs Hughes the whole story about Bates, but unfortunately the ticket has long since been lost. However, the look on Mrs Hughes' face suggests there's more going on. I don't see how, since in my memory she burned the ticket, but we'll see. At any rate, it's been a good twist, despite the tedious police procedure.

Race day arrives, and the Crawleys father, along with Miss Mabel Laine Fox (finally, a first name!) and Blake and Gillingham. Mary is all dressed up in riding gear, which shocks Robert for about five seconds. Gillingham and Miss Fox flirt outrageously, which means that Blake will be free to get into Mary's riding breeches quite soon.

Tom has skipped out on the race, and Edith has also stayed home. She tells him that she's leaving Downton - now. In fact, she plans to be gone before the family returns. Tom begs her to think it over, and invites her to tell him what's going on. She tells him that he's a good man. With a sisterly kiss, she bids him goodbye.

Edith goes to the Drews and fesses up all about Marigold, which Mrs Drew refuses to believe. It turns out that Mr Drew forged a note from the "dying father" that gave them their shaky claim to Marigold. Mrs Drew is devastated, but can do nothing about it, and wails as Edith takes the baby away. However, as they're leaving, she hands Marigold her favourite teddy bear, saying that she won't sleep without it. She then tells Marigold a very heartfelt goodbye. It's pretty damn heartbreaking - one of the most effective scenes so far.

Posh Spice Mary mounts her horse, though she won't go as far as riding astride. She and Miss Fox exchange a whole bunch of barbs about Tony, though it's essentially good-natured. Sybbie watches her aunt in the race from Robert's shoulders. Isobel thinks Mary's brave, the DC thinks she's crazy. There's more hinting about Merton. Hey, I wonder if anyone's going to break their neck? I mean, the show's practically 2000s-Gone With the Wind already.

The Crawleys meet the Aldrich parents, and promptly invite them to dinner. The DC even approves, until she hears about the family's Judaism. "There's always something, isn't there?" she sighs. Isobel maintains it's fine, as Rose won't be expected to convert or anything (um, HA HA).

The family comes home to find Edith gone, and are understandably quite worried, even though most of the time they barely know she exists. Carson, thinking about their retirement, has to ask Mrs Hughes a very important question. You see, he wants to go in on a property together. All very properly, of course. She suggests he go ring the gong. Considering how roundabout this family is, I assume that's a yes?

Smart Granny has headed straight for the Drews, who tell her all they know. Edith turns up in London, where she and the baby move into a hotel. She tells Mary that they'll have a jolly celebration with ice cream and champagne, and the end credits come up.

Next week: Sarah's back, Isobel has an announcement, the Aldrich family comes for dinner, Mary gets into a sexy situation. Ooh la la.

First of all, HOW MUCH did you love Mary's new haircut. Seriously, the bob does suit her something fierce. It was wise of them to put her love drama mostly aside for a week. I assume next week will be All About Edith, with a healthy dose of the Bateses for a chaser. It was good to finally get some actual movement in both storylines this week. And I'm so glad that it turned out Bates didn't kill Green - it was a very welcome twist. All in all, the episode delivered a good amount of the drama we've been craving, and it was very much appreciated. Now watch as next week is all about stocks, gardening and the Dowager Countess's hangups!

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    • Ozlsn

      Posted

      2 hours ago, Maggie Mae said:

      I also think braggie's fridge is dumb. It comes with a pitcher for water. Great. I can buy a $35 pitcher with a filter and fill it in the sink and get the same result.

      And it probably won't leak!

    • GreenBeans

      Posted

      1 hour ago, Maggie Mae said:

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      No, it typically takes place in a church hall or gym or a cafeteria at school or a community center. It’s not a permanently set up bakery, but these kinds of locations typically have some tables and chairs in a back room to put out and a fridge in the back, sometimes even plates and cutlery and a dishwasher. The “staff” are just volunteers who come out for the day. So you have one person making coffee, one handing out cakes, one handling payments and one in the back to get new cakes from the fridge, cut them, bringt them out etc. It’s all very much improvised and nothing like a real cafe or bakery.

      9 minutes ago, Mrs Ms said:

      but it is super common here and would be front page news if someone got food poisoning anywhere in the country from one. 

      Agree. I’ve never heard of food poisoning from a bake sale, ever. I know it makes sense to have all the hygiene regulations in place for professionally run businesses. But for charity bake sales, apparently they’ve been doing fine without those for decades here. It’s just not an issue.

    • Mrs Ms

      Posted

      52 minutes ago, Maggie Mae said:

      They aren't completely wrong. Inflation IS making it hard for everyone. Wages aren't and haven't matched inflation in a long time.  However, economics is a complex topic and there are a thousand reasons why food, housing, and basic supplies are more expensive. [snip long paragraph of stuff no one cares about] 

      The "I truly don't know what we are going to do" is ridiculous. I have a suggestion. 

      Get. A. Job. 

      Like every other person who wasn't born into the 1% (and even they have jobs.) Plenty of people are struggling with mental and physical health and still go to work. Go sign up for a temp agency. There are tons of jobs that are just one or two days - company needs someone to catch up on filing. Company Y needs someone to sort out some boxes. Company Z needs someone to fill in and answer phones for a week. It's money that can help.  I can't see how someone who has experience with public speaking, can write coherently, and operate computers and basic software couldn't keep a job. I see people every day who don't email, can't figure out websites, don't know a browser from a bulldozer. Unemployment is at like 4%, everyone is having workforce shortages. We've hired so many terrible receptionists and had an administrative assistant who called out 25% of the time and we still worked with them. 

      So in the US, a bake sale is usually something put on by a group - like the French club wants to go to France, or the Band needs to raise money to get new uniforms, or a church group wants to raise money to send to a natural disaster type place.  They are low-key -usually, people donate some brownies or cookies, and it's just a couple of card tables in a hallway or on a sidewalk somewhere. They aren't going to buy glass display cases and set up a storefront. Maybe in areas wealthier than mine? 

      Not only is that a waste of money that they need to get to the fundraising goal, it also would open up a ton of liability and be against the law. Restaurants have to follow very specific laws - they pay $$ for their building, for commercial equipment. The employees go through either ServSafe or Food Handlers classes or both. 

      They have to carry certain types of insurance (commercial liability, liquor liability if they have a liquor license, music licensing if they have music, property insurance, car insurance if they have commercial vehicles, excess/umbrella, etc. ) They have to renew licenses and undergo extensive permitting.  They have to submit plans (all of which come with a fee), every time they change things.  Everything is inspected and regulated-  seating, business plans, outdoor seating, signage. It's extremely expensive to start a restaurant and I don't know why anyone would want to, the margins are so low. They require so many employees and there is so much overhead. 

      The bake sale where some kids sell each other cosmic brownies at lunch a few days a month is one thing, but setting up a permanent location where you ship orders, or operate what appears to be a bakery that skipped the legal process is another.  

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      And more so than the unfairness of a charitable group being able to operate an unlicensed business at a lower cost than a business that invested heavily and paid for the right to be able to operate, we are talking about food and food safety. Which should be regulated because foodborne illness can kill people. 

       

      No, definitely talking about the same thing. Both the places I was involved with in Germany ran it like a cafe/sale hybrid during the school fairs or the open days and had space to store the cabinets during the rest of the year. Plus enough people to bake things and then have people staff it during the day. No clue how other places handled things.
      At my kids school here in NZ we do a similar cafe/bake sale hybrid in one of the classrooms for the school fair. The rest of the year, any of the classes wanting to raise extra money for camp or so do a straight bake sale just outside the staff room (which has a kitchen.) A parent or teacher will pre-cut any cakes or slices, a teacher will supervise the cash and the kids serve the baking. Covid has definitely made covering things and wearing masks more of a thing!
      As we are a food allergy family, it’s not my favourite, but it is super common here and would be front page news if someone got food poisoning anywhere in the country from one. 

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    • Maggie Mae

      Posted

      5 hours ago, formerhsfundie said:

      "Fundraising is getting so much harder. I blame the price gouging that’s affecting everyone except the extremely rich. People can’t spare what they used to, because life is getting more expensive. Food, housing, and everything else is climbing up and up."

      "The poorest are hit hardest because of the greed of the richest. I truly don’t know what we are going to do. We need to move again because we can’t afford to stay in this area. Moving itself is expensive, too. We haven’t received any donations yet toward moving."

      And honestly I do think it’s because so many people are struggling more than ever. We just don’t have the “same $20 to share around” that we had even a couple of years ago. And that is scary.

      They aren't completely wrong. Inflation IS making it hard for everyone. Wages aren't and haven't matched inflation in a long time.  However, economics is a complex topic and there are a thousand reasons why food, housing, and basic supplies are more expensive. [snip long paragraph of stuff no one cares about] 

      The "I truly don't know what we are going to do" is ridiculous. I have a suggestion. 

      Get. A. Job. 

      Like every other person who wasn't born into the 1% (and even they have jobs.) Plenty of people are struggling with mental and physical health and still go to work. Go sign up for a temp agency. There are tons of jobs that are just one or two days - company needs someone to catch up on filing. Company Y needs someone to sort out some boxes. Company Z needs someone to fill in and answer phones for a week. It's money that can help.  I can't see how someone who has experience with public speaking, can write coherently, and operate computers and basic software couldn't keep a job. I see people every day who don't email, can't figure out websites, don't know a browser from a bulldozer. Unemployment is at like 4%, everyone is having workforce shortages. We've hired so many terrible receptionists and had an administrative assistant who called out 25% of the time and we still worked with them. 

      4 hours ago, Mrs Ms said:

      Any I have been to in Germany and New Zealand had one person handling the cash and other people serving. Plus power and hand washing facilities. Usually with a few tables and chairs right next to the sale area to sit and eat immediately. 
      Plus all the ones in Germany I saw had display cabinets for the products like in cafes. I think the ones in NZ usually had insect shields and/or see-through lids and weren’t right at the front edge of the table. 

      So in the US, a bake sale is usually something put on by a group - like the French club wants to go to France, or the Band needs to raise money to get new uniforms, or a church group wants to raise money to send to a natural disaster type place.  They are low-key -usually, people donate some brownies or cookies, and it's just a couple of card tables in a hallway or on a sidewalk somewhere. They aren't going to buy glass display cases and set up a storefront. Maybe in areas wealthier than mine? 

      Not only is that a waste of money that they need to get to the fundraising goal, it also would open up a ton of liability and be against the law. Restaurants have to follow very specific laws - they pay $$ for their building, for commercial equipment. The employees go through either ServSafe or Food Handlers classes or both. 

      They have to carry certain types of insurance (commercial liability, liquor liability if they have a liquor license, music licensing if they have music, property insurance, car insurance if they have commercial vehicles, excess/umbrella, etc. ) They have to renew licenses and undergo extensive permitting.  They have to submit plans (all of which come with a fee), every time they change things.  Everything is inspected and regulated-  seating, business plans, outdoor seating, signage. It's extremely expensive to start a restaurant and I don't know why anyone would want to, the margins are so low. They require so many employees and there is so much overhead. 

      The bake sale where some kids sell each other cosmic brownies at lunch a few days a month is one thing, but setting up a permanent location where you ship orders, or operate what appears to be a bakery that skipped the legal process is another.  

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      And more so than the unfairness of a charitable group being able to operate an unlicensed business at a lower cost than a business that invested heavily and paid for the right to be able to operate, we are talking about food and food safety. Which should be regulated because foodborne illness can kill people. 

       

    • Maggie Mae

      Posted

      I hate open concept houses almost as much as I hate Abbie's cluttery "style." I hate that open concept became a trend and I feel like I've been screaming at clouds since like 2008 when it first started being "the trendy way." It seemed like at the time everyone wanted it so that they could see the TV from everywhere. But it's so impractical. Noise just bounces around. Ever go to a party at a house with just the big cavern with a kitchen in the corner? It get so noisy that people are shouting at each other. Vs a normal house, where people can go into other spaces to socialize in smaller groups - you can have some people in the kitchen, some in the living room, some in the family room. And it's just so frustrating when you need to find a way to close the kitchen to keep dogs and kids out. 

      I also think braggie's fridge is dumb. It comes with a pitcher for water. Great. I can buy a $35 pitcher with a filter and fill it in the sink and get the same result. 

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