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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Chapter 23


Maggie Mae

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Square Candies That Look Round

I'm trying to keep myself from going to the coffee shop and buying a $4 brownie.  They are very good brownies but I'm no longer in a place where a $4 brownie covered in chocolate art is affordable for my bank account or my health. 

So instead I'm going to take a second and show you this screenshot of something I saw 5 minutes ago.

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So that's how Grandpa Joe got out of bed. 

Anyway, this chapter is useless. They look at some candies (or sweets, if you prefer) that have faces. The faces can respond to external stimuli. 

Okay, this chapter is disturbing. How? And why? Are these souls of dead oompa loompas? 

We also learn that the butterscotch and buttergin are making drunk oompa loompas. The children and Mr Wonka slide down a bannister. The adult women are out of breath. Mrs Salt is fat. 

See, other than the disturbing bits about the implications of creating candies that are designed to be eaten that can see you while you eat them, this chapter is useless. 

 

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HerNameIsBuffy

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So that's how Grandpa Joe got out of bed. 

That is hilarious!   How did you catch that, are you going through frame by frame?

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Maggie Mae

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24 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

That is hilarious!   How did you catch that, are you going through frame by frame?

Oh, it wasn't me. It just showed up on the front page of reddit today, giving the wonderful people at /r/grandpajoehate an opportunity to spread the gospel.

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    • Mama Mia

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      17 hours ago, Father Son Holy Goat said:

      Jill was parentified and forced to provide parental like care for Joy. That adds a level of complexity to everything. 

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    • Giraffe

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      2 hours ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

      FTFY

      Also -- I think Braggie is too lazy/ unconcerned about toilet training the "twinbies". 

      That's my assumption too. She's probably had a couple who trained themselves so she's simply too up her own selfies bother spending any amount of time potty training them. 

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    • Red Hair, Black Dress

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      11 hours ago, GreenBeans said:

      It’s easier to justify overbuying when you pretend lie every purchase was a major bargain.

      FTFY

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