Seriously, what does it look like when a person this vapid and narcissistic look like when they're 75?
Do they have photo albums of themselves photoshopped with celebrities and make excuses for why they never call?
Do they send flowers to themselves and claim they're from prominent people who aren't allowed to visit due to security concerns?
Does their family never visit because they're in Witness Protection?
She won't even be able to keep a pet because:
* The dogs run off when they realize they'll be blamed for every fart and burp, they'll have to wear OTT outfits, they'll never get taken for walks, and she's calling them by the name of her latest celebrity crush while expecting them to eat her broccoli and take her meds for her instead of feeding them.
* The cats stalk off when they realize she can't be trained and are offended by her lack of scritches and she tries to hide her meds in their wet food.
* The birds starve to death when she covers their cage and forgets to uncover it again. Ever.
* The goldfish die when she poisons their water by throwing her meds in it. Or they watch what happens to the dogs, cats, and birds, and toss themselves out of the water for a quick death on the floor while she's busy photoshopping herself into pictures with the latest celebrity.
* They all think the horse got off lucky.