I waz bein' sweet sweet kitty last night on my momma's nice binky. She keeps it on her throne so I can sleeps behind her. The authorities don't let me in the mysterious room that has their smell at people sleepy time anymores....but they let that stinky dog thing in there. She's very delicates, she doesn't play or swat back at me. But in the mornings the daddy authority lets me in dat room and I give my mommy big head boops and rub her faces wif my wet nose so she gets allll my scent. She's mine ya know. And I try to take care of hers and flea her face and paws but she pushes me off and says Ow! No! I'm just trying to help.
I tink it's nap times till my peoples come back from The World.
-T. Thor Winchester the Thord.