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Stages of life...


HerNameIsBuffy

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Am I the first one to tag a post drunk sex?  Hope so.

So I've worked through the grieving and the guilt, logistics are moving as expected...I'm now entering the vodka and men phase of my healing.  

Tbh the vodka isn't necessary.  

So how does this work?   Have men changed since I've been out of the game?  Can I assume all of the equipment is still in the same general area as I remember?  Same triggers activate the usual launch sequence?

You should be able to place and order for a commitment phobic but sexually obsessive guy with compatible prurient interests for a friends with benefits situation...

And no, not a dating site...that still requires screening and speaking to people.  I'm talking about straight up conjuring.  

That is not too much to ask.  This would be so much easier if it didn't entail getting to know people...stupid process. 

 

 

 

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Oddly enough, the place to find a partner for the evening is the local bookstore. At least in my area.  

From what I'm told by my single friends men are still roughly the same. No secret tentacles that anyone is willing to discuss or needs to chop off and burn.  We can have a ritual outside where we summon you someone to entertain you for a few hours then poof! Back into his I Dream of Jeannie type bottle. 

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MarblesMom

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Gosh darn it, when I was single, I totally trolled the B+N in my area.  

I went and bought some batteries, instead of hoping things might get "literal" in the store.  Kudos, @Khan if it works where you are.

Wishing you cupcakes and good vibes, @HerNameIsBuffy :)

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I'm still hoping that holographic sexual partners are an option if I'm single again someday in the future. :my_biggrin: I love my husband, but I can't envision ever having another husband or even a boyfriend if (God forbid) I ended up as a sprightly widow. An on demand sexual partner, I can almost see working. Maybe. :my_blush: 

And I have no useful advice regarding either dating or friends with benefits relations. I got engaged once, then that relationship crashed and burned. Seven years later, I married my mister. I certainly never "courted", but I never really dated much, either. I enjoyed those 7 years alone and I enjoy being with my guy, just in different ways.

l second @MarblesMom's wishes for cupcakes (with pink frosting!) and good vibes, @HerNameIsBuffy:)

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church_of_dog

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8 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

l second @MarblesMom's wishes for cupcakes (with pink frosting!) and good vibes, @HerNameIsBuffy:)

Me too, in all possible interpretations! :my_blush:

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DaniLouisiana

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Anyone read Tanith Lee's Silver Metal Lover? I'm still wating for mine.....doesn't get tired, bored and can be left alone when you're done.... Will escort you to things you enjoy without complaint or "tit for tatting"....

Cupcakes with whatever type of frosting you love the most, Buffy!

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HerNameIsBuffy

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Silver Metal Lover?  I was so thinking hairbands!  LOL  I love you guys and now I want cupcakes.

I've actually met someone after posting this.  Well, someone I was friends with for a while but the nature of our time together changed in a very interesting way.  :)  I bet it was all the good vibes you were sending out! 

Just a buddy who I already knew was smart and funny, but turns out is also great looking.  And has a similar opinion of me and I don't even care if not objectively true, a handsome guy with the need to tell me how beautiful and amazing he thinks I am throughout the day (and night) should be able to express that freely.  Who am I to stand in his way?

Its nice to feel so attracted to a nice guy without the buzzkill of real feelings.  Casual is my new favorite word!

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