Am I the first one to tag a post drunk sex? Hope so.
So I've worked through the grieving and the guilt, logistics are moving as expected...I'm now entering the vodka and men phase of my healing.
Tbh the vodka isn't necessary.
So how does this work? Have men changed since I've been out of the game? Can I assume all of the equipment is still in the same general area as I remember? Same triggers activate the usual launch sequence?
You should be able to place and order for a commitment phobic but sexually obsessive guy with compatible prurient interests for a friends with benefits situation...
And no, not a dating site...that still requires screening and speaking to people. I'm talking about straight up conjuring.
That is not too much to ask. This would be so much easier if it didn't entail getting to know people...stupid process.