Now, I may have spent some time testing that out, and apparently clicking and navigating through FB's policy does not get you cookies. I feel deceived, I was excepting them to start delivering me Oreos any minute now!
But noooooo, they aren't sending me edible cookies to eat (which might be a good thing). So my attitude has warped into something like this*:
*FTR: I am not that old. My hair is also not quite that white...