Christian fundamentalism is a very small world. She probably doesn't remember me but I definitely remember her. It was forever ago but she definitely left an impression. Selina was one of the most self-absorbed people I met at that school. I went to ambassador for a couple semesters and that's where I met her. I remember thinking that she was a very fake person. She liked to talk behind people's backs and she exaggerated the shit out of everything. She liked being the victim and the hero at the same time. She always made it out like everybody was out to get her. If only she knew how ridiculous everyone thought she was. The only one that believed her stories was her.
Anyway, I remember she was dating this guy named Barry. He looked like Superman. He had dark hair. He was really tall. And he was pretty well built. Barry ended up dumping her because she was needy and nuts. I remember him telling me.
So Selina (I don't remember her maiden name) started dating this guy named Brent. Brent was not attractive, he was balding, and he was kind of chubby. He was a super nice guy. But I never believed that Selina was attracted to him or even liked him. It didn't make any sense. If she was attracted to guys like Barry, I doubt very highly that she was attracted to Brent.
I felt sorry for him. Brent and Selena got married and I lost track of the story. But it recently came through our circles that Brent cheated on her and had to come back from the mission field.
But there was something else that I found out through some friends. Selina didn't marry Brent because she loved him. She married him because she didn't want to go to Mexico with her missionary parents. I guess that a couple weeks into the marriage, she told Brent that she was still in love with some dude back in Virginia or something like that.  Isn't that technically adultery?
Who does that???
The poor guy. Imagine being married for less than a month and your wife tells you that she's in love with another man and never really loved you. My friends said that she treated him like crap throughout the marriage.
What kind of monster marries someone for that reason? I looked at some of her Instagram photos and she's every bit a fake Christian that I ever thought she was. It's all about her. She takes stupid selfies with her caked-on makeup. Nothing has changed since college.  She still looks like she applies her foundation with a toilet brush.  She's got some new guy that isn't Brent in the photos so I'm assuming that's a new guy. I wonder if he knows what she did to Brent a month into the marriage.
Selina Bergey is a picture of covert Christian narcissism if you ask me. She always thought she was smarter than everybody. If only she knew how much everyone at ambassador thought she was an idiot. We used to laugh at her quite a bit.

How many cabinet posts has she made now? Three? Four? Jesus Christ, Abbie is such a bragging bore. I can't imagine having lunch with her. I would zone out on the bread basket while she yammered on about cabinets and drawers. 

"...can we talk about the fact that DRAWERS are the way to go with lowers, y'all?" Oh you can't afford that because you're too busy working to put food on your table? Hmm. Well, sucks to be you. 

"Does it surprise you that we eat all our meals here?" Ugh. This needy bitch is fishing for validation and back pats for EATING AT AN ISLAND. No one gives a shit and if they tell you they do they're lying.

2 hours ago, AnywhereButHere said:

Any bets on whether the baby will be going home from the hospital in a penguin onesie? 
 

Oh penguin that thing is ugly. Someone in their circle should crochet them a cute one. Here's another option for when the child is a smidge older; it even includes a bow so you can distinguish that she's a penguinette.

1 hour ago, neuroticcat said:

Yes. There are always reasons for if it didn't work out. The people involved are blamed as the problem not the cult-like teaching.

It's weird how it's never the ideology that is flawed or incorrect.  No, it's definitely that people are doing it wrong, because if they were doing it right, it would work.

(I still feel bad for Kelly, frankly.)

19 minutes ago, CatNap said:

Katie (Bates) and Travis Clark are having a boy. They uploaded the gender reveal.

After so many girls, the Bates have been on a major boy streak.