7 minutes ago, Giraffe said:

Which makes me cackle that Jill's probably stuck with thirteen. 

I know! A dozen looks good online but 13 is supposed to be unlucky. She really wanted that number 14.

15 minutes ago, postscript said:

So many of these families seem obsessed with even numbers. 

Which makes me cackle that Jill's probably stuck with thirteen. 

Baker’s college has been in existence for 8 years. Baker was one of the founders. I watched a little of what I’m calling in my head, “Boring White Men Talk About Bible College”, that announced the presidency choice.

It’s not an accredited college, of course, but it’s several steps above Gary’s multiple choice “college”.

They do have that super special bed. I also would like an adjustable bed, but you know, I work for my money and I don't yet prioritize sleep like I should. They could sell that and all the rest of their stuff, and take themselves to wherever they are going with their pets and medications. Then they could find jobs and repurchase things they need - starting with a bed. Be like the rest of the world, who has to occasionally be inconvenienced and uncomfortable.  It's not forever. 

5 minutes ago, Joyster said:

Pastor Baker has provided some competition for Bro Gary’s King James Baptist College. Well, not really. It astounds me that Gary and his buds thought there wasn’t enough King James Bible coursework in the US that they had to make their own. Maybe they just wanted easier coursework. 

My guess is that Baker figured there was money to be made.  If Gary Hawkins could think himself an authority on the Bible, then Baker decided that any applicants were marks ready to be fleeced.  I doubt that Gary is going to be very happy about this.  Most of the faculty of the fake college have fake doctorates.  How can Gary compete?