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Worldly Distractions: Modern Family 6.1 - The Long Honeymoon


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One could say that Modern Family has enjoyed a rather long honeymoon of its own, having just broken the record for Most Undeserved Emmys with its fifth straight Best Comedy Series win. Never has a show been so rewarded...so praised...and so mediocre. As we enter the sixth season, one has to ask - is the honeymoon over yet? We can only hope.

 

As for the actual in-show honeymoon, it appears to be over, as Cam and Mitch are home and excessively lovey-dovey. Cameron is especially into their new wedded bliss, sending Mitch dozens of bouquets and peppering him with gushy compliments. Meanwhile, Mitchell's patience is wearing thin and Lily is outright contemptuous. Opening credits, during which I keep looking to see if they've added Cousin Oliver yet.

Over at the Dunphy Residence, the kids are being excessively polite to each other. Claire has a new, extremely iffy haircut. She's also insanely permissive. The family explains that their summer is going extremely well, and so they're in a permanent (and annoying) good mood. Claire even loves Phil's magic tricks, for the first time in decades of marriage. I immediately head to Google to find out whether Disney recently brought the rights to The Stepford Wives. 

Meanwhile, the Pritchett-Delgados are considerably less blissful, with Gloria mad at both her men - Jay because he doesn't dress well, Manny because he won't talk to a large number of Colombian relatives. The Dunphys are still terrifyingly touchy-feely, extending their good mood to a confused Uncle Mitch (and pulling off some creaky magic tricks, too). This is especially relevant because Mitch has come to ask Claire for advice on Cam's obsessive need to keep the honeymoon going. She advises him to suck it up and let Cam lose interest on his own, then pushes Mitchell out of the house so as not to let the negativity disrupt their happiness. Unfortunately, the world seems to be against them, as Alex arrives home in a very foul mood.

Having spent the summer at a charity project, she regales the family with tales of just how bad the summer was. This has effects on her brother and sister, which Phil and Claire try to shut down - but it's much too late for that. However, when Alex leaves, they return to their sunny selves. In fact, the mood seems to oscillate depending on Alex's proximity to the house. And let's make this "Reason Why Alex Should Move Out #254". Also, a bat is involved for some reason.

Jay comes home from the dry cleaner confused. Apparently, they have a habit of losing all his shirts - specifically, the ugly ones. The mystery is solved when Manny has Jay speak to the Colombian relatives via Skype. Jay locates all of his shirts, in a living room thousands of miles away. However, as Gloria points out, the shirts mostly get sent back anyway, so what's the problem? When pressed, she admits she doesn't like the way he dresses, and he says she overdoes it, and they argue about honesty and such. They end up with tacked-on smiles on their faces, which still seems way more honest than what's happening at the Dunphys'.

To drive her point home, Gloria attempts to go to an important dinner with clients sporting messy hair, ripped jeans, smeared clown-ish makeup and an old sweatshirt. Jay is aghast. Phil and Claire not-so-subtly try to push Alex back to her charity thing, hoping to bring the good mood back to the house for a week. Naturally, she figures out what they're doing, and I've got to say, I feel Alex's pain here. The way this show treats her can be pretty lousy, and here the Dunphys are all-out rotten. You had the complex kid - suck it up and deal with her quirks. Remember, guys - people who don't totally fit in aren't worth the trouble! (And yes, I kind of get that this is the theme of the episode, but this storyline is pretty abhorrent.)

Cam embarrasses the crap out of Mitchell by showing up at his work event and acting like a twit, despite Mitchell's hints that this is a Serious Corporate Event. As the entire room stares at them, Mitch gently asks his husband to tone it down a bit. Cam is, of course, mortally offended. Maybe we'll get television's first same-sex divorce!

Gloria continues to act strangely on their way to the restaurant, and finally Jay concedes that he likes her to look pretty. She counters that he doesn't make any effort in that direction anymore. He tells her of an incident in a store where two men were laughing at him for "trying to hard". She assures him he's still sexy (oh, and she's totally not a gold digger, either). They skip the business dinner and decide to go home and be sexy together.

Still offended, Cam cancels the elaborate "three-monthaversary" celebration he had planned. Mitchell half apologizes and half defends himself. As the episode has hinted at, it turns out that Cameron doesn't want the honeymoon to end, and has resorted to increasingly creepy and melodramatic measures to keep it going. I'm not sure if Lily has a pet bunny, but if she does, keep it the fuck away from Cam.

See, Cam is haunted by the lack of passion in their relationship after the first two years, when parenting and work became the most important things. Mitch offers to take on some of the romance, despite being terrible at it. Miraculously, he saves the moment, playing "their song" and offering Mitch a dance. An angry Lily demands an end to "fairy time" - that is, she wants to get out of the costume Cameron made her wear for the celebration.

Alex heads out on her trip full of complaints that she doesn't fit in anywhere, that her family hates her, etc. And to be honest, she's not far off. She notices that Haley has her webcam on at all times (which means that her very successful YouTube channel has been transmitting all her activities this summer - um, that's not how YouTube works), and Claire has accidentally set her book on fire, because "not a genius" apparently translates to "dumber than a bag of rocks". In addition, Phil and Luke have made a rhubarb pie using the leaves, which are poisonous. And yes, I did just Google that, because with so many people growing it in their gardens you'd think there would be a lot more deaths. The family begs her to stay, because they're too dumb to live and her knowledge makes her useful. Let's all cheer for family...love?

Jay and Gloria arrive home, only to find that the family has all gathered for a surprise party. Sure, Gloria's birthday isn't until next week, and all the other characters seemed to be tied up with other stuff at the same time, but - no, that's it. I'm done. No more excuses. This show has been on a steady downhill ever since Season 1, and it continues to get praise from all corners, and IT BEAT ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK FOR THE EMMY. What is it, people? What am I missing? Are the characters not Flanderized to all hell, are the plots not hackneyed beyond belief, is the show not devoid of any kind of modernity? Dumb joke about Gloria being able to look sexy quickly! Sexist comment from Jay about women taking forever to get ready! Aaand we're done. Finally.

Tag scene - the Dunphy family consistently embarrasses themselves in front of Haley's webcam. Sure, why not.

Well, I have to say, this was particularly dismal season premiere. The characters barely resembled the characters we used to know, the plots were sloppy and rang false, everyone had the same argument they've been having for six years, and the writers seem to be getting lazier each week. It was bland and not particularly funny, and some moments were just plain painful. Tune in next week, and bring at least a quart of vodka with you. And Emmy voters - for shame.

 

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    • Mrs Ms

      Posted

      1 hour ago, Ozlsn said:

      And it probably won't leak!

      Or at least won’t need a technician to fix…

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    • Ozlsn

      Posted

      2 hours ago, Maggie Mae said:

      I also think braggie's fridge is dumb. It comes with a pitcher for water. Great. I can buy a $35 pitcher with a filter and fill it in the sink and get the same result.

      And it probably won't leak!

      • Upvote 1
    • GreenBeans

      Posted

      1 hour ago, Maggie Mae said:

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      No, it typically takes place in a church hall or gym or a cafeteria at school or a community center. It’s not a permanently set up bakery, but these kinds of locations typically have some tables and chairs in a back room to put out and a fridge in the back, sometimes even plates and cutlery and a dishwasher. The “staff” are just volunteers who come out for the day. So you have one person making coffee, one handing out cakes, one handling payments and one in the back to get new cakes from the fridge, cut them, bringt them out etc. It’s all very much improvised and nothing like a real cafe or bakery.

      9 minutes ago, Mrs Ms said:

      but it is super common here and would be front page news if someone got food poisoning anywhere in the country from one. 

      Agree. I’ve never heard of food poisoning from a bake sale, ever. I know it makes sense to have all the hygiene regulations in place for professionally run businesses. But for charity bake sales, apparently they’ve been doing fine without those for decades here. It’s just not an issue.

    • Mrs Ms

      Posted

      52 minutes ago, Maggie Mae said:

      They aren't completely wrong. Inflation IS making it hard for everyone. Wages aren't and haven't matched inflation in a long time.  However, economics is a complex topic and there are a thousand reasons why food, housing, and basic supplies are more expensive. [snip long paragraph of stuff no one cares about] 

      The "I truly don't know what we are going to do" is ridiculous. I have a suggestion. 

      Get. A. Job. 

      Like every other person who wasn't born into the 1% (and even they have jobs.) Plenty of people are struggling with mental and physical health and still go to work. Go sign up for a temp agency. There are tons of jobs that are just one or two days - company needs someone to catch up on filing. Company Y needs someone to sort out some boxes. Company Z needs someone to fill in and answer phones for a week. It's money that can help.  I can't see how someone who has experience with public speaking, can write coherently, and operate computers and basic software couldn't keep a job. I see people every day who don't email, can't figure out websites, don't know a browser from a bulldozer. Unemployment is at like 4%, everyone is having workforce shortages. We've hired so many terrible receptionists and had an administrative assistant who called out 25% of the time and we still worked with them. 

      So in the US, a bake sale is usually something put on by a group - like the French club wants to go to France, or the Band needs to raise money to get new uniforms, or a church group wants to raise money to send to a natural disaster type place.  They are low-key -usually, people donate some brownies or cookies, and it's just a couple of card tables in a hallway or on a sidewalk somewhere. They aren't going to buy glass display cases and set up a storefront. Maybe in areas wealthier than mine? 

      Not only is that a waste of money that they need to get to the fundraising goal, it also would open up a ton of liability and be against the law. Restaurants have to follow very specific laws - they pay $$ for their building, for commercial equipment. The employees go through either ServSafe or Food Handlers classes or both. 

      They have to carry certain types of insurance (commercial liability, liquor liability if they have a liquor license, music licensing if they have music, property insurance, car insurance if they have commercial vehicles, excess/umbrella, etc. ) They have to renew licenses and undergo extensive permitting.  They have to submit plans (all of which come with a fee), every time they change things.  Everything is inspected and regulated-  seating, business plans, outdoor seating, signage. It's extremely expensive to start a restaurant and I don't know why anyone would want to, the margins are so low. They require so many employees and there is so much overhead. 

      The bake sale where some kids sell each other cosmic brownies at lunch a few days a month is one thing, but setting up a permanent location where you ship orders, or operate what appears to be a bakery that skipped the legal process is another.  

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      And more so than the unfairness of a charitable group being able to operate an unlicensed business at a lower cost than a business that invested heavily and paid for the right to be able to operate, we are talking about food and food safety. Which should be regulated because foodborne illness can kill people. 

       

      No, definitely talking about the same thing. Both the places I was involved with in Germany ran it like a cafe/sale hybrid during the school fairs or the open days and had space to store the cabinets during the rest of the year. Plus enough people to bake things and then have people staff it during the day. No clue how other places handled things.
      At my kids school here in NZ we do a similar cafe/bake sale hybrid in one of the classrooms for the school fair. The rest of the year, any of the classes wanting to raise extra money for camp or so do a straight bake sale just outside the staff room (which has a kitchen.) A parent or teacher will pre-cut any cakes or slices, a teacher will supervise the cash and the kids serve the baking. Covid has definitely made covering things and wearing masks more of a thing!
      As we are a food allergy family, it’s not my favourite, but it is super common here and would be front page news if someone got food poisoning anywhere in the country from one. 

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    • Maggie Mae

      Posted

      5 hours ago, formerhsfundie said:

      "Fundraising is getting so much harder. I blame the price gouging that’s affecting everyone except the extremely rich. People can’t spare what they used to, because life is getting more expensive. Food, housing, and everything else is climbing up and up."

      "The poorest are hit hardest because of the greed of the richest. I truly don’t know what we are going to do. We need to move again because we can’t afford to stay in this area. Moving itself is expensive, too. We haven’t received any donations yet toward moving."

      And honestly I do think it’s because so many people are struggling more than ever. We just don’t have the “same $20 to share around” that we had even a couple of years ago. And that is scary.

      They aren't completely wrong. Inflation IS making it hard for everyone. Wages aren't and haven't matched inflation in a long time.  However, economics is a complex topic and there are a thousand reasons why food, housing, and basic supplies are more expensive. [snip long paragraph of stuff no one cares about] 

      The "I truly don't know what we are going to do" is ridiculous. I have a suggestion. 

      Get. A. Job. 

      Like every other person who wasn't born into the 1% (and even they have jobs.) Plenty of people are struggling with mental and physical health and still go to work. Go sign up for a temp agency. There are tons of jobs that are just one or two days - company needs someone to catch up on filing. Company Y needs someone to sort out some boxes. Company Z needs someone to fill in and answer phones for a week. It's money that can help.  I can't see how someone who has experience with public speaking, can write coherently, and operate computers and basic software couldn't keep a job. I see people every day who don't email, can't figure out websites, don't know a browser from a bulldozer. Unemployment is at like 4%, everyone is having workforce shortages. We've hired so many terrible receptionists and had an administrative assistant who called out 25% of the time and we still worked with them. 

      4 hours ago, Mrs Ms said:

      Any I have been to in Germany and New Zealand had one person handling the cash and other people serving. Plus power and hand washing facilities. Usually with a few tables and chairs right next to the sale area to sit and eat immediately. 
      Plus all the ones in Germany I saw had display cabinets for the products like in cafes. I think the ones in NZ usually had insect shields and/or see-through lids and weren’t right at the front edge of the table. 

      So in the US, a bake sale is usually something put on by a group - like the French club wants to go to France, or the Band needs to raise money to get new uniforms, or a church group wants to raise money to send to a natural disaster type place.  They are low-key -usually, people donate some brownies or cookies, and it's just a couple of card tables in a hallway or on a sidewalk somewhere. They aren't going to buy glass display cases and set up a storefront. Maybe in areas wealthier than mine? 

      Not only is that a waste of money that they need to get to the fundraising goal, it also would open up a ton of liability and be against the law. Restaurants have to follow very specific laws - they pay $$ for their building, for commercial equipment. The employees go through either ServSafe or Food Handlers classes or both. 

      They have to carry certain types of insurance (commercial liability, liquor liability if they have a liquor license, music licensing if they have music, property insurance, car insurance if they have commercial vehicles, excess/umbrella, etc. ) They have to renew licenses and undergo extensive permitting.  They have to submit plans (all of which come with a fee), every time they change things.  Everything is inspected and regulated-  seating, business plans, outdoor seating, signage. It's extremely expensive to start a restaurant and I don't know why anyone would want to, the margins are so low. They require so many employees and there is so much overhead. 

      The bake sale where some kids sell each other cosmic brownies at lunch a few days a month is one thing, but setting up a permanent location where you ship orders, or operate what appears to be a bakery that skipped the legal process is another.  

      I guess I'm just a little confused if we are talking about the same thing. Because a place with dedicated staff, display cases, and seating sounds like a bakery to me, more than a bake sale.

      And more so than the unfairness of a charitable group being able to operate an unlicensed business at a lower cost than a business that invested heavily and paid for the right to be able to operate, we are talking about food and food safety. Which should be regulated because foodborne illness can kill people. 

       



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