Howdy everyone! We left off with our (anti?)hero Wilbur Dunkel newly employed in politics, baby Adam having aged into a toddler unbeknownst to his frazzled parents, and Cathy Dunkel having just given birth to her second child, Abigail, and in the midst of a nervous breakdown.

Hmmm... you know what that means! Yes, despite her ongoing existential crisis, Cathy is a proper fundie woman and is always joyfully available to her husband (seen sleeping soundly in the background). That's right - blessed blessing #3 is on the way!

As if things weren't bad enough, they ordered groceries and didn't have enough to pay the delivery man, so he stole their bed!

Wilbur found himself sleeping on an old beat-up couch they found on the side of the road, while Cathy slept standing up underneath the shower, amongst the weeds.

She woke up in time for Abigail to age into a toddler. Two toddlers and a baby on the way? Who cares that the grocer stole our bed and we still don't have a floor? We're just #SoBlessed!

Shhhh.... Mommy's sleeping. Aren't you old enough to start homeschooling yourself, anyway?

The next morning Adam aged up into a kid. A kid with a very questionable haircut, wearing pink pajamas. Cathy, Wilbur? You'd better fix that boy's wardrobe and make him look like a PROPER BOY before you get a visit from your church's Gender Enforcement Committee!

Things were getting really bad in the Dunkel household. The kitchen was littered with garbage. The weeds were spreading in the bathroom. Both Cathy and Wilbur were passed out on the floor/ground, with their children left to fend for themselves. So basically an average day in a fundie household.

Here we go!!! Time to call the midwife. Or a random guy and his dog. Or just give birth standing up in the kitchen while your husband ignores you (at least he's feeding one of the kids). Whichever.

It's a bouncing baby girl! Cathy handed little Anna Grace to Wilbur to admire. Despite her mother's mental state during her pregnancy, Anna Grace was perfectly healthy if a little on the small side. Wait - what's that?

IT'S TWINS! Cathy returns to her labouring position in front of the stove and within minutes gives birth to another baby girl, Aimee Joy. What a blessedly blessed event! DOUBLE BLESSINGS, ya'll! So sweet and so neat!

Oh. shit.

That's all for now! Tune in next time to see how Wilbur and Cathy function with two small children AND newborn twins! Will Cathy run away to join a hippie commune? Will they all starve to death? Will the grocery man repossess any more of their furniture? Tune in next time for more shenanigans courtesy of the Dunkels! **Cue zany music**