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Kitten for Sale


Imrlgoddess

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For Sale: 

1 medium sized, sleek, black, extra naughty kitten. Self cleaning, needs extra pets at bedtime, likes yummy milk & ice cream flavored fingers. Also likes bouncy balls, fuzzy mice, & string.

Will absolutely sit amongst your current craft projects to ensure quality control.

Will trade for booze.

 (No those quilt squares weren't strategically placed or anything. Totally wasn't taking them row by row to assemble. Mom doesn't have final deadlines coming up, it's cool.) 

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Imrlgoddess

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"I'm so sorry mama, let me stretch up into your arms & purr my butt off while I rub all overs." 

Can we say sluuutttt baaagggg. 

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Bethella

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We could have a bidding war to see who gets him! :kitty-wink:

I'll open with a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. 

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Imrlgoddess

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Omg I just poured a mimosa.... we'd be lit like Christmas by the end of it!

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HarryPotterFan

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Naughty kitty baby knows he's in trouble. He's trying to manipulate you with his cuteness.

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Imrlgoddess

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He's quite good at it. He knows who falls for kitten face! (It's mom every. single. time.)

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Some of the ladies in my quilting guild have decided it's one of those laws of nature that if you lay a quilt out, it will attract kitties(or puppies). In fact, when we go on our yearly retreat some ladies will bring quilts to lay out just because there are no little fuzzy impediments. Last year I brought a stuffed animal kitty just to put on quilts as they were being laid out, just to make the owners laugh. 

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That sounds like my 3 1/2(we might adopt one of our fosters). We call them the babies sum'bitches.

 

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feministxtian

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But mama...if u r playing wid the quilt you not playing wid me. I iz moar important than quilt. Table iz mai place not quilt place. Mama? Mama? Y u yell at me? I iz just a cute kitteh what needz da attention. I wubs u mama. 

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Tsk. Ignoring the cuteness is a crime. I'll match the hard lemonade and raise 3 bottles of mead. 

How is he with yarn? I'm an avid knitter.

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Imrlgoddess

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@KhanYou may have tangled nest of kitten yarn while you're knitting.  He also has to help you in the bathroom, apparently holding kitties keeps hoomans safe on the potty.

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He's a Poopervisor? Excellent! I have a few of those.  You have one sleek little mischief maker. I'd love to see him going after a laser pointer.

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Destiny

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He's beautiful! I'd take him. Somewhere I have a picture of my dearly departed heart kitty in the ruins of a very nearly finished afghan. Fuzzy creatures are good at messing up their human's projects, no?

I'll offer a case of good wine.

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