Ok, who measures this kind of thing? And why did they test so many farts that they came up with an average? Some people fart faster than others? Does Usain Bolt faster than everyone else? Does a person's body shape or condition dictate who has the greatest fart speed? We need to create a Fart Olympics so that the fastest farter gets his and her own gold medals, dammit!
If you were a Fart Olympic gold medalist, wouldn't you be proud to claim your owns farts and not pass them off as someone else having done it?
Just sayin...
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