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Winds of Change


crazydaffodil

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Ok, who measures this kind of thing?  And why did they test so many farts that they came up with an average?  Some people fart faster than others?  Does Usain Bolt faster than everyone else?  Does a person's body shape or condition dictate who has the greatest fart speed?  We need to create a Fart Olympics so that the fastest farter gets his and her own gold medals, dammit!

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If you were a Fart Olympic gold medalist, wouldn't you be proud to claim your owns farts and not pass them off as someone else having done it?

Just sayin...

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OnceUponATime

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:obscene-fart:

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If you were a Fart Olympic gold medalist

You can only win that medal if you are the most bashful farter!

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Have you ever tried to light your farts on fire?

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crazydaffodil

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26 minutes ago, Curious said:

You people scare me.

just sayin...

Get your own catch phrase!

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Palimpsest

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But I thought everybody knew - you don't blame farts on innocent children!

It's always the dog's fault.

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OnceUponATime

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@Palimpsest The problem is trying to light dog's farts on fire. It's too dangerous because of the hair (fire+hair=bad). If it's kids farting, you can just get out your lighter and voila! pretty colored flames ;)

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