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Sometimes the English Language Confuses Me


crazydaffodil

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If a man plays with himself, it's called masturbation.  Then why when a woman play with herself is it not called mistressbation?  Furthermore, if you have someone do it for you, shouldn't that be servantbation?

Sorry @Destiny, no memes for you on this one!

Just sayin...

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HerNameIsBuffy

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FTFY

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And because I am nothing it not about helping a fellow blogger for the love of @Destiny

Some celebrity opinions on the subject...

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Destiny

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Dammit people, I was drinking a Diet Coke. 

....now I'm wearing it. 

*waves from Oklahoma. 

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crazydaffodil

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3 minutes ago, Destiny said:

Dammit people, I was drinking a Diet Coke. 

....now I'm wearing it. 

*waves from Oklahoma. 

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HerNameIsBuffy

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I am at a disadvantage because to get the truly funny stuff I need to google things I'm not searching for at work.

I have a reputation to uphold.  

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2 minutes ago, Destiny said:

Dammit people, I was drinking a Diet Coke. 

....now I'm wearing it. 

*waves from Oklahoma. 

Serves you right for being in Oklahoma.  Is this your annual fan tour of Garth Brooks, Hanson, and Pioneer Woman sites?

Are we going to be getting a video of you singing you MMMbop tribute in the Woodland Hills Mall, where Issac, Taylor, and Zach got their start?

(Yes I had to look that up.  I have got a lot of dorky, usless info in my head but not that.  Although...it's there now...dammit!)

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crazydaffodil

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Yes, you are a feminine flower alright!  :56247957a2c7b_32(17):

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And there goes the rest of Destiny's Diet Coke!

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Curious

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There is something wrong with all y'all :)

On the topic of English:  Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are they called garage sales, when you aren't selling your garage?

Why is read both the present and past tense?

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HerNameIsBuffy

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I was looking for a meme to show that I would take the high road out of this conversation, but I couldn't find it on my gps...and then I saw this...

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And I realized I can high road from anywhere for a good cause.

(I know that segue sucked, but if I had impulse control this isn't how I'd be spending my time right now...and how could I not use this?)

 

5 minutes ago, Curious said:

There is something wrong with all y'all :)

On the topic of English:  Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are they called garage sales, when you aren't selling your garage?

Why is read both the present and past tense?

To confuse people - if we make it too easy everyone will think they can learn English.

Why are idioms different in different parts of the country?  When you say you're going to be "out of pocket" you mean unreachable by normal communication methods.  Where I live being out of pocket means belligerent, out of line - just losing your shit.  

Awesome dialect quiz with mad science behind it...

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0

And the garage sale thing I get, because it's like holding a benefit sale FOR your garage.  As to divest it of all it's shit so it can once again become a garage and cease to be a storage closet for hoarders.

 

 

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Destiny

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And now mister destiny is staring at me wondering why I am cracking up so hard. That gif is GOLD B. You should be awesome and email it to me for future usage. 

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HerNameIsBuffy

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3 minutes ago, Destiny said:

And now mister destiny is staring at me wondering why I am cracking up so hard. That gif is GOLD B. You should be awesome and email it to me for future usage. 

I am awesome - check your email.

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HerNameIsBuffy

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1 hour ago, Destiny said:

@crazydaffodil....I'm sending you my therapy bill. Nightmares. 

Good - you can call your collection goons off of me now.  Put the bunny ferret and Mrs. Beasley on their tab as well.

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iweartanktops

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2 hours ago, crazydaffodil said:

Yes, you are a feminine flower alright!  :56247957a2c7b_32(17):

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And there goes the rest of Destiny's Diet Coke!

:laughing-rolling:

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