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Her breasts could have done that naturally. My freshman 15 was all in my boob

s. (Ugh. I went from a c to a ddd at 19)

She did seem high; he seemed weirdly sincere. But the wedding dress? It all looks like a set up for some sex tape. I thought she is doing this to try to parlay it into a Playboy spread. (After she's 18 I guess.)

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I vote drunk for the interview.

When I was 16, I thought that all my clothes should be skin-tight, that guys would find hairy legs so disgusting they would never, ever date you if you ever had leg stubble, and I woke up two hours before school started to fix my hair. At homecoming and prom, we all wanted to get away with the lowest cut slinkiest dress. At 16, buying a "classic" looking dress was not on my radar: I wanted the trendiest. She looks like what I would have thought looked good at 16. Especially if she's never been in a sexual relationship before, and doesn't know that guys will actually be thrilled to have sex with your hairy legs. She probably thinks keeping up this type of appearance is required and normal, and that jeans and t-shirts are for dowdy old people like 25 year olds.

Of course, my parents instituted rules like, you can wear a miniskirt or high heels, but not both at the same time. Or, no you can't leave the house looking like that. So now I don't have to look back and think, oh, no, I wore that in public?

Speaking of dowdy 25 year olds, I do happen to know a girl who dresses/makeups like Courtney Stodden--she is dating a friend who recently divorced his wife, and they might have dated a little bit before the divorce. (We are all in our 20s.) I unkindly refer to her as The Girl Who Forgets To Wear Pants. They also swear that they are madly in love and want to be together forever and are soulmates etc. So maybe unconventional skimpy-clothed marriages are not a thing that happens just because the girl is really young. Although, in both cases the man in the relationship is not working on a level that I find to be fully above-board. (I make fun of the Pantsless One for being pantsless, but the ex-husband is responsible for anything that happened to his own marriage. If anything, I think it would be a terrible idea for her to marry a guy who left his last wife for her, because it would make it more likely that she would get left for someone else.)

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I don't know if we're still discussing whether or not Courtney has had plastic surgery, but AwfulPlasticSurgery.com seems to say yes....for more than just the breasts.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011 ... ic-or-not/

I'm taking it with a grain of salt, though the before/after picture do seem to suggest she had her nose done and her lips plumped.

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I suspect that she had something done with her face.

If she is 16, I feel pity for her because someone close to her is guiding her and probably using her sexuality to their advantage.

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I highly doubt she's actually 16, though somebody found her birth certificate, which confirmed she was born in 1994. Though you'd think we'd have learned from the 'birthers' that anyone could fake a birth certificate...

She doesn't look 16. I know a lot of women in their 20s who don't even look that old, even with makeup caked on. I bet she's probably actually in her mid/late twenties, but the makeup makes her look 40. I bet doofus didn't even know she was 16, thought she was 40.

If she actually is 16 though, what the hi-diddly hell are the parents doing to this girl?!

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OK, what about Doug? All through the interviews, he was the one speaking first, and she was looking at him and agreeing with his every word almost before they were out of his mouth. I think he is the one who should be under the microscope here. Does anyone know anything about his past relationships? Does he have a history of control and/or abuse? Is he just so *off* that he can't get anyone his own age?

Edit: According to Wikipedia he was married for two years in 2003-2005. Maybe journalists should get hold of her instead of laughing at Courtney's looks and claims to be Christian and a virgin...

Edit again: Not to say that she's not totes snarkworthy, it's just that it really doesn't matter if she was a virgin or if she's a Christian, especially in how the press treats her. Here we have a little more reason to question her Christianity due to the fact that we're a board that snarks on patriarchy.

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I went from a B-ish cup at the end of 8th grade, to a DD by the time I was 16. I'm a DDD now, but largely (no pun intended) due to weight gain.

Yeah, that. I bloomed and exploded in the length of one summer. Left 7th grade flat as a surf board. Went back to 8th grade 2.5 months later a C cup. By 10th grade I was a D. By graduation I was a DD. And they were never, ever pretty; partially because they grew so much so fast. I wasn't a wanna' be though so I generally wore big shirts and whatever it took to hide them.

Whatever her age, she is on something or has some mental issue. She isn't in her right mind. That is evident listening to her and watching her.

Yup. Lots and lots of attention. Trashy reality show. Divorce a year or two later at the most. He goes back into oblivion and she is the next big boobed wanna' be who can't go a week without being in the tabloids.

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In my opinion, I think this whole "she's 16" is all for publicity. Clearly, if a 51 year old actor who was known for his role in The Green Mile all of the sudden marries a 16 year old, the media is going to talk. Media talking--money--happy "couple". Did you see the part where she's walking? She looks like she's trying to walk all "sexy" as if she's runway model. I don't buy the whole "good Christian girl" considering there's pictures of her possibly naked, wrapped up in the American flag.

Oh, come on, xReems! Every good American Christian girl wraps herself up naked in the flag to pose when she's 14! :liar:

Edited because I dangled a participle and changed the sentence meaning! OOOpps!

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i was gonna comment on their interview dynamic, too...especially just before the five minute mark (4:55 ish), she's looking at him, and her eyes are volleying up-down-up-down-up-down, while she does a really weird lick-lip thing. creeeeepy.

and the clothes/hair/makeup are SO over the top. the bikini top in the "magic blender" scene in their kitchen? yick.

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Edit again: Not to say that she's not totes snarkworthy, it's just that it really doesn't matter if she was a virgin or if she's a Christian, especially in how the press treats her. Here we have a little more reason to question her Christianity due to the fact that we're a board that snarks on patriarchy.

I think people across the internet are commenting on the "fact" that she was a virgin and devoutly Christian, because she keeps insisting that it's true. In every interview I've watched and read (yes, I know these things can be taken out of context, but still), she brings it up without any prompting, like it justifies what she's doing.

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Her parents are famewhoring pimps. Pure & simple.

She is also the most vacuous girl I've ever seen/heard in my life. Totally without any substance at all. He is a really sick perv.

I would give anything for them to yell "Surprise! We're just publicity hounds. It was all fake!" Otherwise, it truly disgusts me to think of parents who would let their 16 dress/act like that and marry a 51 year old man.

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I found this online, supposedly from Courtney's neighbor:

We have a vacation home in Ocean Shores four doors down from Courtney and her folks. Let me just say, her breasts are real – real plastic. They had a significant growth spurt following her pageant days when she was appearing on a local children’s cable television show. Her hair is a masterwork of her mother’s hairdressing skills. The boat, her father’s. He loves to drive that thing up and down the local canals (past our cottage) despite the 15 mph speed limit. She was often seen lying on the back of it – we always joked and called her a “Paris Hilton†wannabe. And she is NOT 16 (you can tell that by the newspaper article).

We met her at a block party two years ago. She arrived in full makeup, a scoop neck dress (that was taped to her boobs, she kept fussing with it) and six inch heels.

Who knows if it's true?

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011 ... ic-or-not/

An Interview with Courtney's Cousin (Scroll down to first podcast)

http://brookeandjubal.movin925.com/tag/ ... y-stodden/

**This isn't the first time she's dated older men, according to her cousin, she's dated a man in his 30's.

LOL at the people who signed her guestbook:

http://webservices.websitepros.com/00CA ... FCF2267956

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I just realized that the actor was on LOST! I am/was so obsessed with Lost!

I can't believe Horace from The Dharma Initiative is such a perv...

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Watching the interview and the cyberbulling PSA?

I think she's coked out of her gourd on both of them.

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she is just as strange in this one too. I think she forgot to put her brain in before the interview. but hey it was true love just ask her parents.

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Another interview on religious "Father Albert" show: http://starcasm.net/archives/112601

*Courtney talks about how her husband is her "college".

* This is Doug's third marriage.

* Is she wearing stripper lucite heels in this interview?

* Damn, Father Albert is a hottie! I think he's defrauding me! ;)

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That last video just proves to me that this is a fake marriage. He won't kiss her and her over the top porn come hither looks. I feel so nasty just watching her. Someone needs to sit theat little girl down and tell her how much of a joke she is doing her characacher of has been porn queen that never was that good in the first place. Ewww, I need a shower with some lye or bleach.

I am going to say this for the first time ever in my life, but I hope my sons never bring something like that into their lives.

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Hollywood’s infamous 16-year-old bride, Courtney Stodden, has received a lot of attention since marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, but her curvaceous figure is also raising eyebrows.

Courtney has blonde bombshell good looks that many people are calling fake, so RadarOnline.com spoke exclusively with a plastic surgeon who examined her to get the the bottom of the case.

Dr. Gabriel Chiu, a board certified plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Inc. who has performed more than 10,000 breast surgeries, examined Courtney on July 6 and told RadarOnline.com: "In my professional opinion Courtney Stodden does not have implants. Her breast are 100 per cent natural and organic."

PHOTOS: Meet Courtney Alexis Stodden

Accompanied by her husband, Courtney allowed Dr. Chiu to perform a complete exam on her and gave the doctor permission to reveal his findings to RadarOnline.com.

"I did four tests to determine that she has not had breast implants," Dr. Chiu said. "I looked and carefully examined the four areas where someone would normally have a scar from surgery - the armpit, aureole border, the belly button and the fold under the breasts, and Courtney did not have any scars. If you know how to look for the scars you can find one and I did not find a scar.

"I did a breast examination and Courtney's felt like normal breasts. If someone has implants either below or on top of the muscle you can squeeze and felt the implant moving around but I did not feel implants in Courtney.

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"There is a test where a patient holds their palms in front of their face and pushes their palms together. If there are implants they will rise, but when Courtney did the test, her breast did not rise. No implant was identified.

"When a person with implants lies down the implants will stay perky, they won't fall and if they're put in through the armpit they will ride up but when Courtney laid down neither happened. Her breasts fell like natural breasts do."

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That last video just proves to me that this is a fake marriage. He won't kiss her and her over the top porn come hither looks. I feel so nasty just watching her. Someone needs to sit theat little girl down and tell her how much of a joke she is doing her characacher of has been porn queen that never was that good in the first place. Ewww, I need a shower with some lye or bleach.

I am going to say this for the first time ever in my life, but I hope my sons never bring something like that into their lives.

so she saved herself to get the reward of some 51 year old looser? god does reward well I guess.

I would not want my dog to bring her home. talking to her has got to b pretty horrible. well he will suffer with her for sure.

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