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These tend to sound like car names --might as well be

Dodge Challenger

Ford Focus

I wonder if they well get more depressing as they have more kids

Constance Paine

Fear Desire

Please Nomar

Remember Happiness

Hope Armageddon

Or they could go the whole nine yards: If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebon Bradrick

The gentleman named that later went by "Nicholas Barebon" (ca 1640 - 1698). His father, incidentally, was named "Praise-God".

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Just to help a sister out, I am posting this slate.com article on Puritan names for Kelly. VF names often remind me of Puritan names, so here goes:

The Vault

Historical Treasures, Oddities, And Delights

Sept. 13 2013 2:40 PM

A Boy Named Humiliation: Some Wacky, Cruel, and Bizarre Puritan Names

By Joseph Norwood

Puritanism has its roots in the late sixteenth century, after Henry VIII broke ties with the Catholic Church. The Puritans believed that reforms had not gone far enough and advocated for a church entirely divorced from Catholic ceremonies. For over a century, Puritans argued amongst themselves, schismed, predicted the end of the world, and still found time to fight the English Civil War and start colonies in the Northeastern United States.

Perhaps their greatest gift to history, however, is their wonderfully strange taste in names. A wide variety of Hebrew names came into common usage beginning in 1560, when the first readily accessible English Bible was published. But by the late 16th century many Puritan communities in Southern Britain saw common names as too worldly, and opted instead to name children after virtues or with religious slogans as a way of setting the community apart from non-Puritan neighbors. Often, Puritan parents chose names that served to remind the child about sin and pain.

Many Puritan names started to die out after 1662, when the newly restored monarch, Charles II, introduced new laws that cracked down on nonconformist religions and consolidated the power of the Anglican Church. Despite this, some of the names have remained in common use in Anglophone countries.

I’ve collected some of the best, worst, and strangest names the English Puritans came up with. Most of these are courtesy of the 1888 book by Charles Bardsley, Curiosities of Puritan Nomenclature (seen here on the Public Domain Review’s website), which includes Parish records with details about some of the people who had these names. To show that some of these names are still in use, I've referred to 2012 statistics on names in the UK from the Guardian's interactive chart of baby names.

20 Puritan Names That Are Utterly Strange

Dancell-Dallphebo-Mark-Anthony-Gallery-Cesar. Son of Dancell-Dallphebo-Mark-Anthony-Gallery-Cesar, born 1676.

Praise-God. Full name, Praise-God Barebone. The Barebones were a rich source of crazy names. This one was a leather-worker, member of a particularly odd Puritan group and an MP. He gave his name to the Barebones Parliament, which ruled Britain in 1653.

If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned. Praise-God's son, he made a name for himself as an economist. But, for some inexplicable reason, he decided to go by the name Nicolas Barbon.

Fear-God. Also a Barebone.

Job-raked-out-of-the-ashes

Has-descendents

Wrestling

Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith

Fly-fornication

Jesus-Christ-came-into-the-world- to-save. Brother of "Damned Barebone". I can only imagine this name shortened to "Save."

Thanks

What-God-will

Joy-in-sorrow. A name attached to many stories of difficult births.

Remember

Fear-not. His/her surname was "Helly", born 1589.

Experience

Anger

Abuse-not

Die-Well. A brother of Farewell Sykes, who died in 1865. We can assume they had rather pessimistic parents.

Continent. Continent Walker was born in 1594 in Sussex.

12 of the Cruelest Puritan Names (meant to remind children of the pain of the world)

Humiliation. Humiliation Hynde had two sons in the 1620s; he called them both Humiliation Hynde.

Fly-debate

No-merit. NoMerit Vynall was born in Warbleton in Sussex, a fount of beautiful names.

Helpless

Reformation

Abstinence

More-triale

Handmaid

Obedience

Forsaken

Sorry-for-sin. Sorry-for-sin Coupard was another resident of Warbleton.

Lament

12 Strangely Pleasant Puritan Names

Silence

Creedence

Dust

Diffidence

Desire. In the UK, seven babies were named this in 2012.

Make-peace. This name was in use at least until 1863; see William Makepeace Thackeray, the novelist.

Ashes

Tace. It's another word for silence, and is of course a female name.

Placidia

Kill-sin. Kill-sin Pimple did Jury service in the 1650s.

Freegift

Vanity

10 of the Sweetest Puritan Names

Jolly

Liberty. 129 were born in the UK in 2012.

Tenacious

Happy

Felicity. 302 babies got this name in 2012.

Hope. 416 babies took this name in 2012.

Prudence. 13 babies got this name in 2012.

Amity. 5 babies got this name in 2012.

Verity. 131 babies were born with this name in 2012.

Trinity. 69 Trinities were born in 2012. The name saw a burst in popularity in 1999—due to a particular film, I suppose.

Despite their eccentricities, the Puritans did leave us some beautifully resonant names. Names like Verity, Felicity, and Hope more than make up for the Humiliations, Die-wells, and Kill-sins.

Kill-sin Pimple probably wouldn't have agreed. But, to be fair, his first name was only half of his problem.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/20 ... itans.html

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My prediction for a female offspring: Desire Submission Bradrick :pink-shock:

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I have long been expecting one of the more Puritan fundie families to name a pair of twin daughters Silence and Obedience.

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My prediction for a female offspring: Desire Submission Bradrick :pink-shock:

You forgot the exclamation point: Desire Submission Bradrick!

Fixed that for ya.

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You forgot the exclamation point: Desire Submission Bradrick!

Fixed that for ya.

"Desire" is too defrauding for fundies. Maybe something like Abject Submission Bradrick!

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You forgot the exclamation point: Desire Submission Bradrick!

Fixed that for ya.

LOL! My bad. I'm new at Bradrick! snarking. :lol:

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"Desire" is too defrauding for fundies. Maybe something like Abject Submission Bradrick!

Oh my gosh. That poor child! Hopefully, they'd call her Abby for short. Or maybe Abigail Submission Bradrick!...

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LOL! My bad. I'm new at Bradrick! snarking. :lol:

Oh, you'll pick up the pace in no time. Welcome to the wonderful world of snarking!

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