Dream a li'l dream of Dominionists - does this mean...

[MamaJunebug]

....I'm ready for an FJ/all-things-dominionist-snarking vacation? I just awoke from a very clear dream in which I phoned a dominionist family, and when the mom answered, introduced myself as if we'd conversed before, -- then with embarrassment realized they are in a different time zone and I'd awakened the family. Worse, somehow I knew [sic] that there had been a loss in the family, and I hung up in sadness and self-reproach.

 

Good. Grief. Is there no Sandman who will bring me a dream of Ryan Gosling, Tom Selleck (1980s version) or George Clooney??? Is this a sign it's time to take a break from even lurking about the FJ-iverse???? I didn't have pizza for dinner so it isn't that.....

 

[Patsy]

Perhaps it was a dream from bizarro-world Junebug. Think of the possibilities, the life you could have had if you'd gotten into dominionism. Repent! Repent!

I dreamed last night I was living under Steve Maxwell's control. Terrifying.

[Sweetpea1]

I dreamed last night I was living under Steve Maxwell's control. Terrifying.

That would have kept me awake for weeks.

[mirele]

I dreamed about Doug Phillips is a tool last weekend. That unnerved me.

[MamaJunebug]

That would have kept me awake for weeks.

Awake, nothing -- I'd have been heading for Canada!! Yellowknife, probably!!

Thanks, all - bizarro world or otherwise, I think this was Junebug Dream Consciousness saying, "Time for a break, gal.". Great goshamighty, I do NOT want to dream about Steve Max next!

Doug Phillips is a tool and a deceiver. Later, babies!!

[thoughtful]

I dreamed last night I was living under Steve Maxwell's control. Terrifying.

Sounds like it would be terrifying and mind-numbingly boring at the same time.

Hope you drove it away with a dose of diet Pepsi when you woke up. :D

[anniebgood]

check your PM's.

[CrazySister]

Glad to know I'm not the only one who's had dream(s) about the fundies I snark on!

[Minerva]

I dreamed about Doug Phillips is a tool last weekend. That unnerved me.

I dreamed of him the night before last!

ETA he was a tool in my dream too. Trying to grab me by the arm and preach to me.