Jump to content
IGNORED

Man Candles!

Kitten

By Kitten,
in Humor

Recommended Posts

Kitten Covered by God's Feathers

Kitten

Posted
Posted

Yankee Candles has released a new line of candles with "manly" scents. First fragrances (or should that be the more manly word smells?) -- Riding Mower, Man Town, First Down, 2x4.

Doug, are you reading this? Manly candles! You can stock up for your next sweaty manly romp, 'cause everything's better by candlelight, eh? :lol:

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/vi ... ndles.wggb

Link to comment
Share on other sites
ThisOlGirl Having the Dominant Uterus

ThisOlGirl

Posted
Posted
Yankee Candles has released a new line of candles with "manly" scents. First fragrances (or should that be the more manly word smells?) -- Riding Mower, Man Town, First Down, 2x4.

Doug, are you reading this? Manly candles! You can stock up for your next sweaty manly romp, 'cause everything's better by candlelight, eh? :lol:

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/vi ... ndles.wggb

Let me be the first to state the obvious:

Dougie would SO buy a candle with a scent called "Man Town"!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mela99 There's No Salvation In Masturbation

Mela99

Posted
Posted

I'm a shameless candlewhore and would like to say that they actually smell pretty good

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Kitten Covered by God's Feathers

Kitten

Posted
  • Author
Posted

But do they smell MANLY? If so, get your nose out of those candles immediately, you shameless hussy!!!! You know you shouldn't be smelling any manly smells except those of your headship! Those candles are for MEN! MEN, I tell you...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
emmyfair Passed the "Good Person" Test

emmyfair

Posted
Posted

Let me be the first to state the obvious:

Dougie would SO buy a candle with a scent called "Man Town"!

I thought Doug's favorite would be "first down"....

Link to comment
Share on other sites
DomWackTroll Hiding from God

DomWackTroll

Posted
Posted

I thought Doug's favorite would be "first down"....

Actually, his favorite is "First Brigade," a heady mixture of ginger (Peter B.), closet mothballs (Nathaniel D. and Caleb H.), and eighteen-year-old butt sweat (the other two no one cares about).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Glass Cowcatcher In the Name of All Things Pbliverblarcgh

Glass Cowcatcher

Posted
Posted

The 2X4 candle sounds awesome. I love the smell of fresh wood. (Like, the stuff from trees, get your mind out of the gutter! :lol:)

I'd also love a candle that smelled like tomato vines, or water on a hot sidewalk, or pure steam, or healthy garden dirt.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
dawbs In Satan's Hidden Fortress

dawbs

Posted
Posted

Actually, I once had some candles that smelled like men's colognes...

I can NOT find them again. And I want to. Because a bubble bath surrounded by obsession candles made for a good night sometimes, back in my single days :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
deelaem In the Name of All Things Pbliverblarcgh

deelaem

Posted
Posted

They'll be just as stinky as the rest of Yankee Candles. I'm not particularly sensitive to odors, but walking by their store in the mall gives me a headache every time.

I do prefer "male" fragrances fairly often. In my youth, I often wore Ralph Lauren's Polo. I'd get a big kick out of seeing women's faces when they asked me what the great perfume I was wearing was called. hehehe....

Link to comment
Share on other sites
julie paradox Doofus Son in Exile

julie paradox

Posted
Posted
What, they're not phallic shaped?

That was my thought, too

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Kitten Covered by God's Feathers

Kitten

Posted
  • Author
Posted

Well, you know, they're for MANLY men, so they have to be round and smooth and warm, with a hole for easy access.

Now, if they had man scents for women, then they would need to be phallic-shaped. :lol:

But here's some phallic-shaped smilies for you...

:banana-dance: :banana-linedance: :banana-rainbow: :banana-rock:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
ladypuglover Made From 100% Smugglyester

ladypuglover

Posted
Posted

:lol: Y'all are killing me but I agree that Doug Phillips is a tool would like the one that smells like frothy. :whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
ADoyle90815 Cheering at the Softball Classic

ADoyle90815

Posted
Posted

That was my thought, too

I also had that thought. :banana-tux: :banana-wrench: :banana-stoner: :banana-rainbow:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Glass Cowcatcher In the Name of All Things Pbliverblarcgh

Glass Cowcatcher

Posted
Posted

I also had that thought. :banana-tux: :banana-wrench: :banana-stoner: :banana-rainbow:

I searched the weird part of the internet just for you! :lol:

Penises ahoy, NSFW.

dickycandlesetlrg.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Visionoyahweh Converting with Cookies

Visionoyahweh

Posted
Posted

I searched the weird part of the internet just for you! :lol:

Penises ahoy, NSFW.

dickycandlesetlrg.jpg

I love it! Lots of fun to blow out.

There's so many scents Doug would like: Bath House Nights, Airport Gloryhole, Fresh Jizz, Pit Stains, Beard Hair, etc...

ETA: Oh my, the internet is strange....

230746_jizz_candle.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
WanderingStar Doula for Destiny

WanderingStar

Posted
Posted

I thought the first "man candles" were developed by a teen boy and called Man Cans? Maybe I'm wrong about that? Either way, I know this isn't the first time I've heard of this.

Count me as another one that'll probably be all over 2x4 since sawdust is seriously one of my most favorite smells ever. Of course, these new candles just had to be released when the Yankee Candle at my mall closes up. :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Visionoyahweh Converting with Cookies

Visionoyahweh

Posted
Posted

Yankee Candles are super overpriced. I do love their 'Fall Air' scent though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
gardenvarietycitizen Sherlock Jesus Holmes

gardenvarietycitizen

Posted
Posted
What, they're not phallic shaped?

Truth be told, I read the topic title as "Man Candies" and was expecting some discussion of these:

GummiLighthouses0612.jpg

They're gummi lighthouses. Officially. But that's not why they're popular...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mommy22alyns A Mild Sinful Past

Mommy22alyns

Posted
Posted

LMAO, I saw the ad and just cracked up! And the football jar topper too! :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Glass Cowcatcher In the Name of All Things Pbliverblarcgh

Glass Cowcatcher

Posted
Posted

I love it! Lots of fun to blow out.

There's so many scents Doug would like: Bath House Nights, Airport Gloryhole, Fresh Jizz, Pit Stains, Beard Hair, etc...

:lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing


  • Trending Content

  • Recent Status Updates

    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Bluebirdbluebell

      I stand with transpeople.
       💗💙🤍💙💗
      · 0 replies
    • bea

      bea

      I have discovered a DELIGHTFUL youtube channel where you can watch Sovereign Citizens get arrested.  😁
      · 0 replies
    • Gobbles

      Gobbles

      Guess I should update again? Frieda (Kiki, we renamed her) is here since the end of February 2021. She came with a bunch of problems, but is the best dog ever and is doing better every day. But we do now know how a dog with ptsd looks like. For real, not joking. If she is triggered during the day, she wakes up screaming at night. Not like dogs dream, but literally screaming. Other than that she went with us on countless trips, loves hiking and even cable cars. She is one heck of a fearless dog in situations who do not remind her of her old life. 
      My Grandpa passed away last May and I'm still grieving a lot. After sharing a house with my grandparents for over 30 years it is just horrible to lose one of them. Even though it was his decision and he got to go like he wanted. At home, in his bed during the night without doctors. He would have need more care and he did not want more care. So after turning 90 he decided to let go and became weaker and weaker. 
      In other news my dad stops working for good on April 1st. Retirement time. Keep my Mum and myself in your prayers. We really do not want him at home all the time. Haha! 
      · 1 reply
    • Bluebirdbluebell

      Bluebirdbluebell

      When it's a mix of religion and violent crime, I post the thread in the Quiverfull of True Crime section.
      · 0 replies
    • 47of74

      47of74

      Yes this is true 

      · 0 replies
    • Scrabblemaster

      Scrabblemaster

      Life is short. Live it.
      · 0 replies
    • FluffySnowball

      FluffySnowball

      I don't always make good decisions for myself due to severe depression but I did today actively decide not to do something that might have been detrimental for me and am very proud of myself. 
      · 1 reply
    • BlackberryGirl

      BlackberryGirl

      Well, this is weird. At some point, recently, I broke my wrist. I had to get a Dexa-scan today (put it off for years) and along with some bone loss, damn I had it a few minutes ago… the results said, “Fracture risk is moderate, and the patient has a significant wrist fracture. Treatment is advised.”  my left wrist aches a little but not near as much as my back, feet, knees or fingers, damn RA. I have no idea how it happened. I haven’t fallen in 2 years, haven’t banged or bumped…  the dr will call tomorrow and we’ll get  this straightened out.
      · 2 replies
    • 47of74

      47of74

      I need this. Bad. 

      · 0 replies
    • 47of74

      47of74

      I got my thin mint fix this evening...

      I'm looking forward to when my nieces can be my Thin Mint suppliers.
      · 1 reply

  • Recent Blog Entries

Free Jinger Quick Links

Free Jinger Links

Recommended Reading

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.

  I accept