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Once again Uriah has gone silent on Twitter. Does John have him up on blocks? Should we be worried?

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The Maxwells had such a quiet spring as far as traveling, Uriah hardly got used. I hope he's not blaming the babies-to-be and is jealous.

I really missed those "Satan is sabotaging our trip and has caused Uriah to (insert bus problem here)." Maybe we'll get some of these in the fall.

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They've been pimping their fall trip for several weeks now. They've still only a handfull of engagements booked..... :think:

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Once again Uriah has gone silent on Twitter. Does John have him up on blocks? Should we be worried?

Perhaps John has been fondling Uriah's differential?

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Uriah doesn't get as much action as he used to, he's probably gotten a bit rusty ;) I could just see one of the Maxwell boys sabotagging Uriah to give himself something to do. What else can they do all day? I'd be bored.

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Uriah still posts on facebook. ;)

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Let me get this straight: they call their bus Uriah? Is this pronounced the same way as urea?

ETA: I've found Uriah on facebook. I have no idea what I'm looking at, but it's hilarious.

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Let me get this straight: they call their bus Uriah? Is this pronounced the same way as urea?

ETA: I've found Uriah on facebook. I have no idea what I'm looking at, but it's hilarious.

Yes, the bus is named Uriah. I always assumed it rhymed with "Jeremiah" and all those names. He was a soldier in King David's army who was an incredibly loyal fighter, so that is why they named their ever fighting, tirelessly working, bus after him. A soldier for God!

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King David also slept around with the loyal Uriah's wife. Not to mention sent him to the front lines to be killed. I was always amazed that the Maxwell's named their bus after a Hittite cuckcold. :P

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Uriah still posts on facebook. ;)

I'm not on Facebook :( Twitter is all I have Uriah-wise.

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Am I the only one who honestly does not think it is that strange to name a vehicle?

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Uriah is feeling left out with the new babies on the way.

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Am I the only one who honestly does not think it is that strange to name a vehicle?

I think it's the choice of name ;)

I had a mate who named her car Henrietta. She got funny looks too.

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Am I the only one who honestly does not think it is that strange to name a vehicle?

Ah, this is the Maxwells we're talking about.

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Ah, this is the Maxwells we're talking about.

Given it's them, naming their bus is practically whimsical and free spirited.

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I think it's the choice of name ;)

This.

I preferred it before they explained the meaning and we all thought it was Uriah the Heap, because of the continual breakdowns... :p

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This.

I preferred it before they explained the meaning and we all thought it was Uriah the Heap, because of the continual breakdowns... :p

:bow-blue:

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I think it's the choice of name ;)

I had a mate who named her car Henrietta. She got funny looks too.

My first car was a Corolla with no traction, so I called it the Hockey Puck of Doom. My second car was a Buick Skylark with the "k" missing from "Buick", so I called it K-less. My current car is Supercar.

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My friend's car is called Terrence Von Tojo.

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Am I the only one who honestly does not think it is that strange to name a vehicle?

My family always names their cars. But we are strange so :mrgreen:

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The classic Uriah post for me was:

"Do they serve Pepsi at fundie wedding receptions? Teri wants to know."

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My mom had a 48 Chevy coupe when I was a kid, we called it Elsie.

My first brand new car was a 1974 AMC Gremlin that I named George.

We've named most of our cars. They are you know, part of the family.

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We had a mini we called Minnie, and a VW caravette which we therefore called Max.

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I've named some of my clothes: the Virgin Dress, for example. So did Isak Dinesen.

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I have friends who argued over whether cars were male or female, so they named their (now no longer with us) car Jeffrey Anne :D

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