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Eight Terrible Celebrity Moms. Michelle made the list.


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A couple of those moms on the list are lesser evils compared to Michelle. Kris Jenner is a giant fame whore but she probably knows her 6 kids better than Mullets knows her 19. Kris also doesn't make herself to be mother of the year like Mullet does.

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He never fails to bring the creepy, does he?

Meh, it's not like it's some obscure story that had to be dug up - it was all over the Internet and news all of last week.

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Will there ever come a day when people will finally understand that what's fucked up about Michelle and JB goes way beyond just the number of kids they have? Will there come a year when there will be an honest blurb about why M is a terrible mom? "Makes older daughters raise the younger kids; beats her children; undereducates her children; has produced Josh Duggar."

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I love that the worst thing they can think to say about her is that all her kids' names start with J. I mean, it's creepy as fuck, but c'mon. It's hardly the worst of Mullet!

* Hits her kids.

* Turning older kids into slaves.

* Raising Smuggar.

* Laughing at Dim Bulb's jokes and letting him think he's funny.

* Using at least a 10 gallon drum of lard on her hair each week - you'd have to, to keep it that greasy!

* Feeding her kids crap.

The list goes on!

As for Snooki, I don't know or care what kind of parent she'll be, but I keep on wondering whether the baby will come out orange or not.

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I love that the worst thing they can think to say about her is that all her kids' names start with J. I mean, it's creepy as fuck, but c'mon. It's hardly the worst of Mullet!

* Hits her kids.

* Turning older kids into slaves.

* Raising Smuggar.

* Laughing at Dim Bulb's jokes and letting him think he's funny.

* Using at least a 10 gallon drum of lard on her hair each week - you'd have to, to keep it that greasy!

* Feeding her kids crap.

The list goes on!

As for Snooki, I don't know or care what kind of parent she'll be, but I keep on wondering whether the baby will come out orange or not.

I loved this post.

On the name thing, I don't think have all the names start with a certain letter is a bad thing. I know a few smaller families that do that stuff.

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On the name thing, I don't think have all the names start with a certain letter is a bad thing. I know a few smaller families that do that stuff.

I don't know. It kind of sounds like forcing a "group identity" on the kids, especially since they share initials with their father. It's just another way to avoid treating them like individuals.

I have known two families IRL that did this. One is QF (or at least just strict anti birth-control Catholics but I don't recognize the difference) and one is a small family that did it just because the mom was didn't really put much effort into naming or even cared about what their names were (all those kids ended up in foster care).

So the reasons behind it may or may not be bad necessarily, but it can be an indication of how they feel/think about their children.

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I don't know. It kind of sounds like forcing a "group identity" on the kids, especially since they share initials with their father. It's just another way to avoid treating them like individuals.

Yeah, that's my feeling on the name thing. It shows that they don't see their kids as people but as arrows in Jim Boob's quiver.

The worst thing they've done to their kids? Maybe not, but IMO it's not harmless, either.

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Yeah, that's my feeling on the name thing. It shows that they don't see their kids as people but as arrows in Jim Boob's quiver.

The worst thing they've done to their kids? Maybe not, but IMO it's not harmless, either.

I don't see the name thing as bad. My parents gave me and my siblings names that started with the same letter so that everyone in our family (mom included) would have the same first letter. They thought it was fun.

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Dr Laura? I actually called her show once when my ex returned from a deployment with severe rage issues and was manifesting PTSD and she tore me to shreds for thinking about leaving a returned war hero despite the fact that I was, at one point, in fear for my life.

Dr. Laura is evil and dangerous.

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My dad, me, my brother and the dog (who came to us pre-named) all have J names. Dad always said that if we spelled our names in Ukrainian, we'd all start with the same letter, including my mom. I personally don't like it, as I've learned a parent is more likely to confuse the kids' names when they start with the same letter. Beyond that though, I don't think about it much.

However, my parents have two children. JB and Michelle have 19. My parents can get a pass because they just happened to like two J names. with 19 kids though? surely you could get more creative...

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I don't see the name thing as bad. My parents gave me and my siblings names that started with the same letter so that everyone in our family (mom included) would have the same first letter. They thought it was fun.

I don't particularly like it, but I also don't see it as a problem in of itself. It really depends on the family, the reasons and so on. If you do it because you simply like the names, or the ease of it that is one thing. If you do it as part of making all the kids alike as possible, it is a problem.

I had a friend in college who had a name with the same first letter as mine, her siblings all did too. I guess we looked somewhat alike as everybody thought we were siblings.

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I personally don't like it, as I've learned a parent is more likely to confuse the kids' names when they start with the same letter. Beyond that though, I don't think about it much.

Meh, a parent is more likely to confuse the kids names if they have more than one kid. Trust me, I got called by my siblings names many times, even though they're totally different than mine. (I also have been called by my aunts' names and occasionally the cats' name.)

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:shock:

She is filming a masturbation movie. she said she would not touch anyone male for female. everyone knows about it her name is what is selling it.

TMZ has some production photos and they are hilarious. In one scene, she gets covered in Spaghetti-O's relabeled as Saucy Octo's. Just the name they gave it is :lol: -worthy. Despite claiming she's never had an orgasm, the production crew called her a "natural." Yeah, I'll be she's never gotten off in her life....

Her poor kids are probably humiliated.

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Meh, it's not like it's some obscure story that had to be dug up - it was all over the Internet and news all of last week.

Oh, I agree, not contesting that. And I'm sure it's possible to be aware of the actual details of the porn, too, simply by overhearing someone discussing it. It's not the fact that it was known, or even the fact that it was mentioned. But why mention the details of porn, out of the blue, when that's not the aspect of the story anyone cares about?

"Billy doesn't want pet rabbits."

"I know. I think it's a bit sad. John really could do most of the care."

"Well, he said he'd let him get a dog when he's 10."

"But isn't Billy's sister allergic to dogs?"

"Hey, remember when Billy got naked at that party?!"

Slight over exaggeration, sure, but it is creepy, weird and awkward. That's really all you've got to add at the moment? Really? Oh, and if someone gives you an inch by nodding their head at the porn thing, you'll keep going on about it? Ooookay then.

(And if everybody knows about it, why did he need to inform us? Twice? We know. We're not talking about porn right now. Move along.)

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I don't see the name thing as bad. My parents gave me and my siblings names that started with the same letter so that everyone in our family (mom included) would have the same first letter. They thought it was fun.

I don't think the name thing in and of itself is bad, I just don't think it's harmless in connection with the general way the family treats their children. For some parents it's just that they like the names, or like your family think it's fun. For the Duggars it's a way that they infringe upon their children's individuality. It's not that all parents who name their kids with the same initial are like the Duggars, but for a family that sees the father as the head of the household and seems more interested in collecting obedient children than raising individuals, naming all the kids with the dad's initials is symbolic of how they see their kids.

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I don't think the name thing in and of itself is bad, I just don't think it's harmless in connection with the general way the family treats their children. For some parents it's just that they like the names, or like your family think it's fun. For the Duggars it's a way that they infringe upon their children's individuality. It's not that all parents who name their kids with the same initial are like the Duggars, but for a family that sees the father as the head of the household and seems more interested in collecting obedient children than raising individuals, naming all the kids with the dad's initials is symbolic of how they see their kids.

No, you got it all wrong. The Duggar kids are totally individuals. After all, some of them like pickles and some of them... get this... don't. Totally individual!

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No, you got it all wrong. The Duggar kids are totally individuals. After all, some of them like pickles and some of them... get this... don't. Totally individual!

So sorry, my mistake! :P

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