Eight Terrible Celebrity Moms. Michelle made the list.

[Swamptribe]

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Perhaps they should have added 'refuses to educate her children, tells her daughters they are nothing but servants and baby makers for men."

[pixydust]

pretty good (or bad....however you look at it) list, except Snooki....I think that we need to give her a chance!

[Wolfie]

pretty good (or bad....however you look at it) list, except Snooki....I think that we need to give her a chance!

Yep, we've all known people who just aren't great people but turn out to be awesome moms. Let's see how she does first.

[lilwriter85]

I wouldn't have put Snooki on that list. I agree on the others that were put on that list. There are many reasons why Mullet is terrible mom.

[freejoytoo]

Who's Snooki?

[Deleted03]

wow I did not know about Jaid Barrymore....

Anyway, bad choices of reasons for Jchelle.

[PennySycamore]

Who's Snooki?

She's on the cast of Jersey Shore, a reality TV show that airs in MTV. Snooki is known for the way she styles her hair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_%28TV_series%29

[Peas n carrots]

Agreed with Snooki. Nicole Richie was a train wreck, and it seems having kids made her get her life together. Now she has a reputation for being a good mother and a classy lady.

But good call on adding The Uterus.

[CrazySister]

Glad J'chelle made the list but kind of bummed about the reasons they used. I mean, there are SO much better reasons for snarking on her!

[alba]

I like how one of the things on the list under Jichelle is 'gives all her children names starting with J'. It's such a small thing, but it speaks volumes about how they view their children.

[GolightlyGrrl]

Agreed with Snooki. Nicole Richie was a train wreck, and it seems having kids made her get her life together. Now she has a reputation for being a good mother and a classy lady.

But good call on adding The Uterus.

Let's give Snooki a chance before we call her a terrible celebrity mom. She hasn't had her baby yet, and she could easily turn out to be a great mom. Your mentioned Nicole Richie, and yes, she really has come around in the past few years. A lot may have to deal with motherhood, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot has to do with not hanging out with Paris Hilton anymore.

There are other celeb moms out there who could easily take Snooki's place-Kate Gossselin, Dr. Laura, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin. And remember Joan Crawford?

But I'm so glad someone called out Michelle Duggar. I hate how the media falls all over her, treating her like she's something special when she's just a showboating broodmare.

[lilwriter85]

Let's give Snooki a chance before we call her a terrible celebrity mom. She hasn't had her baby yet, and she could easily turn out to be a great mom. Your mentioned Nicole Richie, and yes, she really has come around in the past few years. A lot may have to deal with motherhood, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot has to do with not hanging out with Paris Hilton anymore.

There are other celeb moms out there who could easily take Snooki's place-Kate Gossselin, Dr. Laura, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin. And remember Joan Crawford?

But I'm so glad someone called out Michelle Duggar. I hate how the media falls all over her, treating her like she's something special when she's just a showboating broodmare.

Sarah and Bristol should have been on that list.

[Dixiebelle]

How on earth did Kate get left off? I call BS

[Elle]

There are better reasons for all of them (Octomom spent $520 on a Brazilian blow-out days before filing bankruptcy and while getting $5,000 a month in welfare, but claimed $120 was too much to spend on fixing the plumbing so her kids were using portable toilets in the back yard feet from the table they eat their meals on). I don't think Snooki should be in the list. Yet. Bristol Palin should be, thinking she has any place telling Obama off for actually taking his daughters' concerns about equality to heart.

[SisiL78]

How on earth did Kate get left off? I call BS

They focused on celebrity moms. Only in Kate Gosselin's head is she still a celebrity. I would bet that she schlepps all 8 kids to the grocery store and makes lots of noise so that she can get at least one person to come over and get excited over her b/c she's been totally forgotten :-)

[Justme]

They focused on celebrity moms. Only in Kate Gosselin's head is she still a celebrity. I would bet that she schlepps all 8 kids to the grocery store and makes lots of noise so that she can get at least one person to come over and get excited over her b/c she's been totally forgotten :-)

When I hear the name Kate, I think of Williams's wife! I hope the Gosslin kids can now have a normal life outside the spotlight.

[doggie]

There are better reasons for all of them (Octomom spent $520 on a Brazilian blow-out days before filing bankruptcy and while getting $5,000 a month in welfare, but claimed $120 was too much to spend on fixing the plumbing so her kids were using portable toilets in the back yard feet from the table they eat their meals on). I don't think Snooki should be in the list. Yet. Bristol Palin should be, thinking she has any place telling Obama off for actually taking his daughters' concerns about equality to heart.

your forgetting the self pleasuring video too that's a classic.

[Minerva]

Glad J'chelle made the list but kind of bummed about the reasons they used. I mean, there are SO much better reasons for snarking on her!

Well, to be fair to the authors, there's a shit load of things that can be said about Michelle and they only had that little rectangle and needed to explain her to readers who are reading about her for the first time.

your forgetting the self pleasuring video too that's a classic.

Octomom did porn?! Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against people doing porn, but don't you at least do it under an assumed name so you don't traumatize your kids?

ETA it's also kind of horrible this list was published for mother's day. I know it's Cheezburger, but still.

[BoomerLynn]

your forgetting the self pleasuring video too that's a classic.

:shock:

[doggie]

[quote="Minerva"

Octomom did porn?! Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against people doing porn, but don't you at least do it under an assumed name so you don't traumatize your kids?

ETA it's also kind of horrible this list was published for mother's day. I know it's Cheezburger, but still.

[nomi]

Let's give Snooki a chance before we call her a terrible celebrity mom. She hasn't had her baby yet, and she could easily turn out to be a great mom. Your mentioned Nicole Richie, and yes, she really has come around in the past few years. A lot may have to deal with motherhood, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot has to do with not hanging out with Paris Hilton anymore.

There are other celeb moms out there who could easily take Snooki's place-Kate Gossselin, Dr. Laura, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin. And remember Joan Crawford?

But I'm so glad someone called out Michelle Duggar. I hate how the media falls all over her, treating her like she's something special when she's just a showboating broodmare.

Dr Laura? I actually called her show once when my ex returned from a deployment with severe rage issues and was manifesting PTSD and she tore me to shreds for thinking about leaving a returned war hero despite the fact that I was, at one point, in fear for my life.

[muffynbear]

This list is BS. I can't believe I'm about to defend Lynn Spears but this article is wrong. Lynn never wrote a book about Britney losing her virginity. It wasn't a tell all book. More like a biography of sorts. Kate Gosselin should have been on that list instead.

[Mela99]

Mmm... I kinda disagree about Lynn Spears. Jamie Lynn turned out to be a pretty level headed girl, even after getting preggers. And Britney has turned herself around, and I really don't think her mom should be held accountable for all the stuff Brit-Brit pulled. There were mental health issues and that can happen to anybody.

Soooo glad Kate Gosselin is not on this list. She does not need one more opportunity to hang in the spotlight. I just... urgh. She makes me sad to be from Pennsylvania.

I just wish J'chelle would... embrace the children she has. Love them for their differences, their individuality... That is what makes me saddest of all. No child should ever have to feel that they are anything less than perfect the way they are. Tomboy or whatevs.

[OnceModestTwiceShy]

Will there ever come a day when people will finally understand that what's fucked up about Michelle and JB goes way beyond just the number of kids they have? Will there come a year when there will be an honest blurb about why M is a terrible mom? "Makes older daughters raise the younger kids; beats her children; undereducates her children; has produced Josh Duggar."

[Patsy]

Ah, doggie.