Will Vision Forum Start Selling Sex Toys?

[NurseNell]

http://blogs.laweekly.com/afterdark/201 ... _pries.php

Link not broken, no need to.

In addition to providing a place for people to purchase masturbation materials without running into ads that might make them want to masturbate, Liefdestuin offers basic sex education information and cites Bible verses that prove God was OK with people quelling the fires in their burning bushes.

[ladypuglover]

Oh lawdy, lawdy I hope not. :shock: That is one infomercial I don't want to see Dougie do.

[No Fun My Babe]

Ew.

But think of all the potential tool jokes!

[Maude]

If they did start selling sex toys, it would only be for the men because women don't want sex, remember, they just want romance. That, and it's likely that anything inserted into the vagina that is not her husband's penis is probably ebil. It would make the husband feel emasculated. :roll:

[Sola]

Oh lawdy, lawdy I hope not. :shock: That is one infomercial I don't want to see Dougie do.

Oh I would LOVE to see Dougie doing a sex toys advert!

[Sweetpea1]

Oh lawdy, lawdy I hope not. :shock: That is one infomercial I don't want to see Dougie do.

I need a serious dose of brain bleach.

[Loveday]

If they did start selling sex toys, it would only be for the men because women don't want sex, remember, they just want romance. That, and it's likely that anything inserted into the vagina that is not her husband's penis is probably ebil. It would make the husband feel emasculated. :roll:

But then they could order some of the 'penis-enhancing dick spray' mentioned in the article, and there ya go, problem solved! ;)

[Buzzard]

http://www.informationweek.com/aroundth ... e_Security

Oh, the irony... you are more likely to get a virus at a religious site than a porn site. VF virus that turns your screensaver into manly pictures of sir dougsalot?

eta - doug phillips is a tool

[Mela99]

Um... hm... Christian Sex toys...so...

borne from the right hand of the Father..

Moses' Staff?

Burning Bush jelly?

How to have multiple loaves and fishes?

Anybody have others? Might as well have some company headed to hell in a handbasket...

[StarrieEyedKat]

I imagine this will offend some, but still, go look at #21:

(adult content)

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

[Visionoyahweh]

Moses' Staff?

Burning Bush jelly?

How to have multiple loaves and fishes?

Jesus is coming condoms?

The right handjob of God lube?

[No Fun My Babe]

Um... hm... Christian Sex toys...so...

borne from the right hand of the Father..

Moses' Staff?

Burning Bush jelly?

How to have multiple loaves and fishes?

:clap:

Fall On Your Knees, the new extra-powerful Christian vibrator that will make you fall before the Lord, time and time again!

This device is waterproof but please use caution in the shower.

[Visionoyahweh]

Cover thine neighbors ass lingerie?

[fluttershies]

Eh, there are a few Christian sex toy sites, they just don't sell any vibrators based on porn stars' genitalia or anything. I know Lelo vibrators often get recommended by Christian sites because they're not realistic-looking along with being good-quality. They don't tend to be fundie-run though so VF involvement surprises me.

[doggie]

vibrating finger of god.

Virgin mary blow up doll

sodom plug

[Visionoyahweh]

sodom plug

Made me think of this:

So, nobody came up with the "It's what god wants" Chasity belt?

Cruci-sexy cat-o-9-tails?

The risen lord penis pump?

[emmyfair]

:clap:

Fall On Your Knees, the new extra-powerful Christian vibrator that will make you fall before the Lord, time and time again!

This device is waterproof but please use caution in the shower.

[Elle]

Um, I like vibrators and stuff, but don't care to see the images on most websites. Amazon gets most of my business because of this. I don't think that guy needs to even go about it from a necessarily Christian angle, just an "If you like to get off without having to look at images demoting women to less-that-human sex objects, then shop here," angle.

Now the thought of Doug taking about sex toys has turned me off for the next several months. Thanks for that thought.

[Guest Anonymous]

Made me think of this:

So, nobody came up with the "It's what god wants" Chasity belt?

Cruci-sexy cat-o-9-tails?

The risen lord penis pump?

You, sir, are on a roll today. Have you any idea how diet Coke stings when splurted through the nasal cavities?

[Visionoyahweh]

You, sir, are on a roll today. Have you any idea how diet Coke stings when splurted through the nasal cavities?

Sorry.

One more: 'His head on a platter', an oral sex guide for women.

[Mela99]

Sorry.

One more: 'His head on a platter', an oral sex guide for women.

:lol:

I keep waiting for Santorum to capitalize on his frothy nickname and come out with baby-makin' tools. Cause they're not to be used for ANYTHING ELSE EVER.

I hope he prays for forgiveness whenever he takes a piss. NON-BABYMAKING TOUCHIES!

[Mela99]

I imagine this will offend some, but still, go look at #21:

(adult content)

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

I'm surprised the Duggars don't buy #20 in bulk for their sons....

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_th ... -toys.html