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Fundie/Duggar Dreams MERGED

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fundiefan

My gratefulness knows no bounds that they have not invaded my dreams. I would consider that a nightmare. I couldn't take them in any of my real life, even on a subconscious level. They're the crazies on the other side of the computer and that's where I'd like them to stay, thankyouverymuch.

I'm sure if Steve found you he'd just give you a good preaching to. He is too scared of women to actually touch you, even to escort you out of his home.

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MrInkyTiberius

...and not in a good way. This morning, I dreamt that my wife, my brother-in-law and myself were on a road trip to visit my parents-in-law in GA (never mind the fact that in reality they live in MI). While driving on the freeway, I spotted a fundie-operated theme park, and there was a billboard that said something very close to "Have you ever known a Christian who wets the bed?" The intended implication being that only those without faith are apt to be scared, cowardly people. In my dream, when I read the billboard I instantly thought "Um, yes."

Perhaps the saddest aspect of this dream is that this theme park is something I can totally see fundies putting together. So, I have two questions for everybody.

First: What is the most ridiculous fundie claim you have ever encountered, be it in a pamphlet, what somebody has actually told you, a billboard, whatever?

Second: Has anyone else had a fundie dream? What was involved?

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VodouDoll

I had a fundie dream the other night, but it wasn't very interesting. I had to take one of the Maxwells (Joseph or Jesse, I forget which. The one without glasses.) to a Catholic Easter Mass. He whined the whole time about how pagan and ungodly it was and I got really annoyed with him.

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Moony

Last night I dreamt I was wearing a skirt :cry: and my hair was long and curlyish like the duggar's. So bad, so bad.

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bananacat

Do Chick Tracts count? Because I've seen a lot of ridiculous claims in them.

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Sola

I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was adopted by the Duggars :o

Thing is, it was sort of happy and the dream wasn't frightening in anyway. They adopted me at my current age too and I took my kids along. My daughter was playing with Joy.

It was pretty disturbing when I woke up though!

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Deleted02

I dreamed Michelle kidnapped me because she needed another J slave. When I told her no she flew into a rage and started throwing stuff and cussing. I ran out the door and managed to get away.

I also dreamed that the Duggars yelled NIKE at me while I was wearing a tank top and shorts.

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libmomj

Early this morning, I dreamt I was watching a Lifetime movie in which the fundies picketed a local school and the secular parents set up a drop off point at the corner gas station. The gas station owner had to keep locking the doors because the fundies would show up and witness to the customers.

Yes, my child did start school today. As to why I dreamt I was watching it on Lifetime as opposed to experiencing it directly, who knows.

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clibbyjo

I have had at least 4 dreams about the Maxwells. It is usually be trying to rescue Sarah or telling the girls its alright to have their own thoughts.

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mbeezer

One night I dreamt I was Anna Duggar and was so excited because I couldn't wait to be a housewife and mom. That one threw me for a loop. WTF?

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skankbiscuit

I have sex dreams about Peter Bradrick about once a week. Not entirely welcome, but not unwelcome either I suppose. The dream version of him is better than IRL.

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Kitty

I dreamed that John-David Duggar was dating one of my favorite male characters.

It wasn't really a defrauding dream, didn't become that way until after I woke up and started thinking about it... :twisted:

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dormouse

Me too. I dreamt the Duggars were making me paint a mural in the girls' bedrooms, and when I said I couldn't because I have fibromyalgia, Jchelle splashed me with holy water (not fundie, but hey, it was a dream).

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FJismyheadship

Wow. If this wasn't the wierdest dream I ever had.

It started out there was a big event at the Duggar home and it was open to the public. Naturally, I went.

The girls were lining up for photo ops, and Michelle couldn't find Josie. I started searching for her... I heard crying. Turned out, Josie had gotten too close to the stairs and fell down them! I picked her up and cuddled her and ran upstairs to find Michelle or one of the girls. I couldnt find anyone! There was a stranger, and I said "Call 911, Josies been hurt. And FIND MICHELLE!" Then I looked down the balcony and saw Jim Bob. He was grinning for the tlc camera and I said "Hey Jim Boob! Your daughter fell down the stairs!" He looked at me and said "She'll be fine! Don't worry about it!"

I looked down at her, and she was smiling at me. I checked her thoroughly and she actually was okay! I fell in love with this sweet baby, and I played with her, and cuddled her... and then the paramedics came. I ran downstairs, and they were getting caught up in all the stuff going on... they were a bit star struck. I got one of them to take Josie though and look out for her.

I left the house, and ran into Joy-Anna down the road. She was wearing pants. We took a walk together and talked about all sorts of things. She told me how awful life was at home. She wasnt the least bit surprised when I told her about what happened with Josie

It ended when she took me to the bathroom at her house, which was in the basement and some people who dont like me lived there... one of them didnt believe I really knew Joy lol.

So that was my dream.

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NurseNell

Wow, quite a dream!

Nell

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dianapavelovna

I had a dream recently that I babysat ZsuZsu's kids. That was interesting, especially considering that Zsu would sooner quote the NIV than let someone *gasp* BABYSIT her kids.

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tabitha2

I had a dream that Anna Maxwell showed me her shriveled up boobies.Traumatizing,gotta say.

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ThisOlGirl

So I couldn't shake off the Nyquil fog this morning, even after walking my daughter to school, coming home, and having coffee. I finally gave up and went back to bed, then had the following weird dream:

I was at some sort of Fundie book signing event, and while I was wandering around waiting for everything to get started, a woman approached me. In a low, very serious tone, she asked me "Are you a friend of Jinger?" For some reason, I knew exactly what she was talking about and told her yes, I was a friend of Jinger. When I woke up, I couldn't help but laugh. The first thing I thought of was the "friend of Dorothy" thing, but the woman so dead serious that it really reminded me of when mobsters are introducing each other (according to Sammy The Bull Gravano)--"Hey Tony, this is Sammy. He's a friend of ours."

I'll be taking half the recommended Nyquil dosage from now on.

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browncoatslytherin

lol that is funny and weird. :P i get lots of weird dreams because of my sleep meds, but i haven't had a fundie dream yet.

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Kitty

The first isn't all that remarkable, since all I can remember is the atrocious dress.

This one, though... so for some reason the Duggars were at a high school for some function, and they were all dressed very differently than usual (but still modest!). I was Jana, and I went to go change in the bathroom while Jinger watched the howlers. When I came out one of the howlers, a very young boy (VERY young- I'd say around 3 or 4. His name was supposed to be... Jason. Yeah, what?) was dressed in a very feminine outfit- a pink shirt that clashed with this pink/purple/green leopard-print pants. (Don't ask.) so I tried to chase him down, and he hid in a fire extinguisher box. When I caught up to him, I asked him why he was dressed in pink jammies. Joy said it was because he had to pad his knees (?) but the pants were the only thing anyone could find for him. So I try to get "Jason" posed for a photo-op. This is even weirder, because Jill was standing next to... clibbyjo's son. :? But little "Jason" gets away, and Jinger and I chase after him. He runs down another hallway, into a group of three people who are dressed rather defraudingly. They for some reason think it's a genius idea to open the door at the end of the hallway, and "Jason" escapes. I run after him (this kid was abnormally fast) but this time I catch him, if only for a while. I had a stick with me for some reason, and when I run into Jim Bob (who had my dad's voice) he tells me to throw the stick away. Of course, I don't, since Jason escapes AGAIN. This time I see him dragged away into some bushes- but when I get to the bushes he's gone. Just... gone. I get on my hands and knees and see some tracks. This time everyone comes over to help find "Jason." But suddenly I realize I have his slipper in my hoodie pocket, so I let Andie* the golden retriever smell it, and think about Raylee*, another golden retriever. I did this in the hope that Andie would find Jason, but instead she jumps on me, apparently smell Jason's scent on me. Jim Bob tells me to pitch the stick again. I still don't pitch it. And so the dream ends.

*Raylee is a fictional golden retriever, who belongs to a family of six siblings who have strange tastes in pet names. For some reason I mixed her up with Andie, who is a small gray kitten in the same family. Andie is short for Andromeda.

Yeah, it was a really weird dream. Anyone got weirder?

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clibbyjo

Well, we know she wouldn't be standing next to my long haired heathen son in real life! If only she knew he is computer nerd who just looks tough she might though.

I have" free Sarah" dreams at least once a month. It always has me trying to get Sarah alone to tell her its ok to live her own life. Sometimes the other girls are involved, but its usually just Sarah.

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annalena

So, not sure if this should rather go into chatter, BUT yesterday stalked through quite some fundy blogs, also NLQ.

For some reason, my brain created this dream out of it: There was a family with 14 or 15 children in the hospital because one of their children was sick somehow. The mom was pretty young, like 32-ish (don't ask me how she managed this) and wore a maxi skirt with a flower pattern and a tank top with it. She explained to me (don't ask me why I was there) that she didn't want to dress modestly anymore, thus the tanktop. Then all the family sang and performed a song called "I am no longer quiverfull" to the melody of "I can't stop loving you" by Phil Collins.

Thought this was pretty weird, but hilarious :mrgreen:

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So, not sure if this should rather go into chatter, BUT yesterday stalked through quite some fundy blogs, also NLQ.

For some reason, my brain created this dream out of it: There was a family with 14 or 15 children in the hospital because one of their children was sick somehow. The mom was pretty young, like 32-ish (don't ask me how she managed this) and wore a maxi skirt with a flower pattern and a tank top with it. She explained to me (don't ask me why I was there) that she didn't want to dress modestly anymore, thus the tanktop. Then all the family sang and performed a song called "I am no longer quiverfull" to the melody of "I can't stop loving you" by Phil Collins.

Thought this was pretty weird, but hilarious :mrgreen:

If you have one kid a year from the time you're 18, you'll have 14 kids by the time you're 32.

Welcome to the world of weird fundie dreams. :D

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annalena

If you have one kid a year from the time you're 18, you'll have 14 kids by the time you're 32.

Welcome to the world of weird fundie dreams. :D

Others experience it, too??

:lol:

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