Davy wuvs Priscilla

[Jessica]

Their wedding pictures are up and can I just say GAG to Josh & Anna here? TWICE in that wedding they had to make it all about them instead of letting D&P have their moment. Jeez.

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_0042.jpg

[marmalade]

Some of us gagged when we saw it live. We broke the boards many times posting the crazy of that wedding, especially when Gothard made his appearance. :vomit emoticon here:

[Jessica]

Yeah I saw it live when they kissed but then they did it again for the picture? gross.

[Witsec7]

Who is the douchenozzle with the sunglasses?

[marmalade]

I think that's David's oldest bro, who was his best man. Love the sister covering her eyes; we weren't the only ones squicked out.

Also note how short Anna's dress is. Her baby/food belly was already on display back then and it was really bad from the side views in those horrific dresses.

[Whydoyouask]

Anna needs about 4 more inches on the dress. How much red fabric did they buy for that? ugh

[FrancineFishpaw]

Woo Lawd! There's quite a difference between the left side of the wedding party and the right side! Wonder if Jana knows any of the guys behind her? Not too shabby. I think they ran out of red fabric at "The Walmart" when doing Anna's dress. Josh is in true "Fat Bloated Elvis" mode.

[alysee]

The fabric is not flattering at all on any of those girls, even the really petite ones.

[Sola]

*barf*

Why is everything about Smuggar? Was there any reason for him to stick his tongue down Anna's throat in those wedding pics? It wasn't even his wedding. Anyone with an ounce of class would have known not to do that.

[Deleted03]

See this is a very american tradition of having all those bridemaids. and I think that's also the reason why in France you only ask single women in that position.... So that they don't kiss other guys in the pics!!!

This is like the most rude thing ever.

[currywurst]

Why are all these fundie churches so hideous? They always just look like a hotel conference room. Whatever happen to building something for the glory of God?

[saraelise]

Why are Josh and Anna kissing too? How is that appropriate?

[AmyP]

*barf*

Why is everything about Smuggar? Was there any reason for him to stick his tongue down Anna's throat in those wedding pics? It wasn't even his wedding. Anyone with an ounce of class would have known not to do that.

yeah- that's really, really, tacky. i hope anna had the good grace to be embarassed.

[currywurst]

I was raised that the wedding was the bride's day to shine. Thus, you are not supposed to take away from her day by dressing/behaving in an attention whore manner.

[DarkAnts]

I was raised that the wedding was the bride's day to shine. Thus, you are not supposed to take away from her day by dressing/behaving in an attention whore manner.

[debrand]

Why are all these fundie churches so hideous? They always just look like a hotel conference room. Whatever happen to building something for the glory of God?

Some Protestant Churches don't like to put up to much decoration because it is seen as too Catholic. Others feel that beautiful decorations will prevent the faithful from focusing attention on god.

[SimplyMe]

That is unbelievably rude of Smuggar, truly lower than low! I really hope that wasn't their first kiss during the ceremony! I would have been so pissed when I saw that pic! Smuggar is such an ass.

I just read Priscilla's "about me," what a sad "love" (or lack there of) story. Love isn't an emotion and the whole part about not feeling any emotions- that was just a sad description of her courtship.

[Loveday]

My jaw actually dropped when I saw that picture. Unbelievable. No, wait. Totally believable. It is Smuggar, after all.

[currywurst]

I like all the pictures on their website of them showing poor minorities all about Christ.

[IReallyAmHopewell]

Is she pregnant yet?

[LurkerOverThePond]

Maybe it's supposed to be a "funny" picture, hence the sunglasses, a sister covering her eyes and Mr & Mrs Smuggar kissing. However, I fail to see the "fun" there :roll:

These pictures are really a gold mine! Take a look at these for example:

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_9219.jpg

I have a constant bad hair day but if I was the mother of the groom I'd surely at least comb my hair.

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"Priscilla with her dad-- her loving leader and protector". What a loving father indeed. I'm sure Suze and Daniel agree.

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_9080.jpg

How unfortunate if they had misread the train timetable.

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Make a note: Josh is exercising!

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_0376.jpg

They actually look genuinely happy here. But of course: they've escaped the crowds and are on their way to have sweet fellowship. Isn't it totally disturbing that we all know that, and not just us but the whole fucking wedding party?!?

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_9645.jpg

I really like this pic. Genuinely. A quick private moment by themselves.

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... _85011.jpg

"..and finally, dear God, please don't make him turn into Smuggar 2."

http://davidlovespriscilla.com/files/20 ... G_0304.jpg

Speaking of Smuggar... he looks so unhealthy here. Those eyes... Yes, they have two little kids but Anna, who takes care of her THREE kids, doesn't look that tired at all. Smuggar must feel so bad physically, tired and greasy and sweaty and out of breath... It makes me uncomfortable to think about it (and I'm not that slim myself).

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The happy couple with their role models. And what great role models they are! :roll:

Priscilla is truly beautiful here. Michelle in turn seems to be in severe back pain.

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And last but not least: what would a fundie royalty wedding be without the presence of the leader of the cult? By the way, he looks like a wax figure.

[deelaem]

So is that the standard fundie dress pattern for bridesmaids? Also, I believe I saw Jessa and a Keller girl in the line-up?

[Nothing2CHere]

C'mon, Smuggar, you've got access to the internetz now. I mean, clearly that was supposed to be one of those posed photos where the new bride & groom kiss and the rest of the bridal party points and laughs and acts squicked out - NOT takes the opportunity to make out with their own partner at the same time. Are you that dense? Just egotistical, I guess. My husband & I had a photo taken like that at our wedding. Two of the couples in our bridal party were married to each other; neither one felt the need to also make out while we were kissing.

[Visionoyahweh]

In that shot of Josh running, he's the only one not looking at the camera. Plus, you can really see the baldness setting in.

[tankgirl]

In the picture with Michelle and JB doesn't Priscilla look uncomfortable, like she isn't quite sure why these people are in the picture with them? And damn that is pervy handsex there, hands tangled in the dress even.