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By jesssnerch
March 22, 2012 in Nike! - Purity & Modesty

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Posted March 23, 2012

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Posted March 23, 2012

Nice frumper, want to fuck raise up an army for God?

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socalrules

Posted March 23, 2012

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Posted March 23, 2012

I bet I am super fertile because I am one of 19 kids and my mom gave birth to every one of us.

Wanna be my buddy?

Yes, because Daddy said so.

Would you like to be on a tv show?

How would you like to see what's under this frumper?

Wanna be my new authority?

Save me, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.

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pfamilygal

Posted March 23, 2012

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I went to Oral Roberts U back in the nineties. We were obsessed with Wayne's World for some reason.

"If you were an apostle, you'd be Babenebus."

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