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jesssnerch

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I'm cracking up :lol:. I wish I could think of some good ones, but I'm completely brain dead today.

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Well, I have a real life (mine) fundie "break up" line from my teen-aged years. "We're getting too physical." (We had held hands.) The truth? He decided he liked Lorna better.

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Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a husband to submit to. I'm looking for a wife to dominate. Maybe we could dominate/submit together sometime.

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Can I meet your Father? I have a business deal I'd like to discuss with him.

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Could I talk to your father about transferring his authority over you to me?

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Wanna read some Song of Solomon in the original, God-ordained 1611 KJV together?

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Fancy a refreshingly vigorous, sometimes wet, sometimes sweaty, manly romp into a mysterious and unusual world?

actually (Doug Phillips is a tool)

is just too easy to make jokes about

and I havent even started on anacondas

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