Fundies won't like this after the Rapture.

[ladypuglover]

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The Georgia Guidestones. They don't know who made it but with all the peace, love and keeping the population under 500,000 is bound to tick off every fundy you meet.

http://www.thegeorgiaguidestones.com/Message.htm and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

Here are the rules for the future;

1.Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

2.Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.

3.Unite humanity with a living new language.

4.Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.

5.Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

6.Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

7.Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

8.Balance personal rights with social duties.

9.Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

10.Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

What do you all think the fundies would rather have as the list of rules?

[Frumpalicious]

1. Eradicate all non-Christians. (And in the South, anyone who is "too brown" will not be permitted to breed.)

2. Women must produce at least 10 offspring; any number larger will be determined by the head of house. (If she does not meet the 10 number quota, she will be put to death and the man shall take another wife.)

3. All must speak English.

4. Jesus must rule all. (KJV)

5. If it isn't in the Bible, it's a sin. (KJV)

6. You will be judged and punished according to the Bible. (KJV)

7. Avoid any law that might potentially conflict with the Bible. (KJV)

8. Women will no longer be permitted to hold property, work, keep her own money, or have the right to vote. Any physical violence on her person from her husband is her own fault for not obeying more.

9. Prize Jesus. Women shall prize their husbands.

10. God will provide.

That's my attempt at a list. I don't think it's too far off the mark, though.

[duchess0592]

idk but that first rule made me think of that sign in Terra Nova, A family is Four

[finleeport]

1. Men are absolutely superior, morally and intellectually and physically, then women. They are to be leaders, protectors, masters, and patriarchs.

2. Women must stay with their men (husband, father, brother, uncle, etc.) and must be domestic, docile, obedient, beautiful, silent, and caregiving. They must be loyal and devoted wives, mothers and daughters. They should neither work or educate themselves unless under the guidance of her male relative.

3. Children are to be obedient to the parents. They must polite, proper, decent, seen and not heard, complete their chores and perform their duties as good Christian Children. If they are disobedient or unruly or willful, they are to be given 20 beatings with a birch rod or a belt, either in the buttocks or in the hand. 3 or 4 slaps in the face will do as well.

4. Let there be no racial prejudice, treat our darkie/brown brothers and sisters (Blacks and Latinos) as you would treat a white baby. Gypsies, Jews, Injuns, Catholics, Heathens, Europeans, Asians must also be respected, and we must save them from their false beliefs and baptize them in the name of the Lord; if they refuse, pray for them and avoid their presence until they see the light.

5. If a man committed murder, hang him; if theft or lie, imprison him for 40 days on bread and water; if sodomy, send him away and cure him; if adultery, flog him; if any of the biblical sins, public humiliation and pray for him. If a woman committed murder, burn her; if theft or lie, behead her; if sodomy or adultery, stone her; if any of the biblical sins, public humiliation and genital mutilation and attacked by virtuous women. If a child committed murder/theft or lie or dishonored the father and mother, drown them.

6. Those who don't work, will not be given any food or drink, but will be avoided and shunned until that person works.

7. No Christmas, Easter, Halloween, or any secular/pagan holiday. Thanksgiving is allowed. No worldly music or worldly musical instruments unless it is the harp, cymbals, drums, and pipes. No books allowed unless it is Paradise Lost, Pilgrim's Progress, History of the Fairchild Family, the Bible, Samson the Agonist, Left Behind series, and Sinners in the hands of an angry God.