Joanne from "Narrow Is The Way" totally flips her shit

[Koala]

:shock: fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.com/2012/02/boy-girl-relationships-purity.html :shock:

Read it...trust me, it's totally worth it.

Teaser:

Holding hands, putting your arms around each other, hugging, kissing, and God only knows what else. Hanging out with each other. Going places together (with or without friends, either one is WRONG)

Then today she posted a song about Atheist: fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.com/2012/02/oh-atheist.html (you will laugh until you cry) :lol:

[ThisOlGirl]

:shock: fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.com/2012/02/boy-girl-relationships-purity.html :shock:

Read it...trust me, it's totally worth it.

Teaser:

Then today she posted a song about Atheist: fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.com/2012/02/oh-atheist.html (you will laugh until you cry) :lol:

At least most of the commenters are calling her out on her crazy. Of course she basically replies to them with "I'm right, you're wrong, and you're all going to hell".

[valsa]

Hehehe, reminds me of a fight I had with my dad as a teen. We were fighting (don't remember about what) and I was strongly implying I was sexually active. He pulled out the old "You're not allowed to have a boy in your room!" crap. To which I got to yell, "Fine, because it wasn't a boy anyway!"

Kids experiment sexually. It's natural. Cutting your daughter off from anything with a penis isn't necessarily going to stop it.

[debrand]

Wow. She sounds very outraged, doesn't she?

Here are the lyrics to the song'

Don’t leave me hanging like a monkey in a tree

Don’t let evolution get you ahead of me

Wait for us be patient we’re coming right along

Pretty soon we’ll grow legs and jump out of the pond

You’re helping evolution you’re taking a stand

Monkeys can be like you too if you give them a hand

Take your time be patient were not too far behind

If you argue with us long enough it’s not a waste of time

If we can’t give up religion and it really bothers you

Just lock us in a cage and put us in a zoo

CHORUS

/Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to see, how I can be more than a monkey

Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to get out of my tree and give up my morality/

Now if you try hard enough your efforts will prevail

We’ll quit our jobs, smoke some pot, and study hard at Yale

But don’t forget we’re not the only ones that need to be like you

Our ancestors the monkeys are still living in the zoo

So if you’re a true atheist and want to treat them fair

Give them an education and a cushy office chair

Teach them to read and write and practice birth control

They’ll need abortion doctors since they won’t have a soul

We’ll join with the monkeys on the path to be like you

We’ll live like you, think like you, and clean up monkey poo

CHORUS

We’ll all get educations and high paying office jobs

So we can take vacations and spend it all like snobs

We’ll have a gender identity crisis to resolve

Just be there to assure us its part of the process to evolve

If you come and help us we’ll get it figured out

We’ll be bi- or homo- sexual without a shadow of a doubt

And if I’m not evolved enough for homosexuality

There’s still pornography for me to watch on my TV

In the end your sacrifice will be worth it all for me

To live my life for food and sex, will make more than a monkey out of me!

CHORUS

I underlined the parts that she believes arises from a belief in evolution and atheism. Apparently, I need to watch some porn and take lots of vacations :lol:

[Koala]

It's effing scary how sheltered her kids are:

This is from a comment she made on another post:

My children have no need or desire to use the internet.

Umm, I think 2 of her kids are nearly grown. Aside from that, if they don't need the ebil internet, then why does she?

This is also the chic that takes the money her son works for, uses what she needs, and then gives away the rest. Oh, and eats food with bugs in it...still haven't gotten over that :?

[Koala]

Wow. She sounds very outraged, doesn't she?

Yeah, I'm thinking the "voluntarily poor and alone" bit is probably starting to wear thin :lol: :roll:

[dairyfreelife]

Anyone see the photo of the day-her church sign? THE BIBLE TEACHES: Bossy wives and women preachers are sin. 1 Cor 14 1 Tim 2 1 Pet 3 What a shitty church to believe those verses-especially Timothy (but they all suck).

I think they mean just 1 Cor 14:34-35: Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.

1 Tim 2: 11-15: A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

1 Peter 3:1-6: Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your own husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word, they may be won over without words by the behavior of their wives, when they see the purity and reverence of your lives. Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight. For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to adorn themselves. They submitted themselves to their own husbands, ike Sarah, who obeyed Abraham and called him her lord. You are her daughters if you do what is right and do not give way to fear.

[MonkeyMomma]

Wow. She sounds very outraged, doesn't she?

Here are the lyrics to the song'

Don’t leave me hanging like a monkey in a tree

Don’t let evolution get you ahead of me

Wait for us be patient we’re coming right along

Pretty soon we’ll grow legs and jump out of the pond

You’re helping evolution you’re taking a stand

Monkeys can be like you too if you give them a hand

Take your time be patient were not too far behind

If you argue with us long enough it’s not a waste of time

If we can’t give up religion and it really bothers you

Just lock us in a cage and put us in a zoo

CHORUS

/Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to see, how I can be more than a monkey

Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to get out of my tree and give up my morality/

Now if you try hard enough your efforts will prevail

We’ll quit our jobs, smoke some pot, and study hard at Yale

But don’t forget we’re not the only ones that need to be like you

Our ancestors the monkeys are still living in the zoo

So if you’re a true atheist and want to treat them fair

Give them an education and a cushy office chair

Teach them to read and write and practice birth control

They’ll need abortion doctors since they won’t have a soul

We’ll join with the monkeys on the path to be like you

We’ll live like you, think like you, and clean up monkey poo

CHORUS

We’ll all get educations and high paying office jobs

So we can take vacations and spend it all like snobs

We’ll have a gender identity crisis to resolve

Just be there to assure us its part of the process to evolve

If you come and help us we’ll get it figured out

We’ll be bi- or homo- sexual without a shadow of a doubt

And if I’m not evolved enough for homosexuality

There’s still pornography for me to watch on my TV

In the end your sacrifice will be worth it all for me

To live my life for food and sex, will make more than a monkey out of me!

CHORUS

I underlined the parts that she believes arises from a belief in evolution and atheism. Apparently, I need to watch some porn and take lots of vacations :lol:

This actually makes evolution and atheism look fun. Why yes, I WOULD like to quit my job, smoke pot, and go to Yale. I really fail to see the problem here.

[TXDuck]

Hand holding is fornication? Y'all find the very best crazy.

[Future Teacher]

If holding hands is sinful I'm on a one way ticket to hell :lol: Not that I wasn't before ;)

[dairyfreelife]

Wow. She sounds very outraged, doesn't she?

Here are the lyrics to the song'

Don’t leave me hanging like a monkey in a tree

Don’t let evolution get you ahead of me

Wait for us be patient we’re coming right along

Pretty soon we’ll grow legs and jump out of the pond

You’re helping evolution you’re taking a stand

Monkeys can be like you too if you give them a hand

Take your time be patient were not too far behind

If you argue with us long enough it’s not a waste of time

If we can’t give up religion and it really bothers you

Just lock us in a cage and put us in a zoo

CHORUS

/Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to see, how I can be more than a monkey

Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university

Help me to get out of my tree and give up my morality/

Now if you try hard enough your efforts will prevail

We’ll quit our jobs, smoke some pot, and study hard at Yale

But don’t forget we’re not the only ones that need to be like you

Our ancestors the monkeys are still living in the zoo

So if you’re a true atheist and want to treat them fair

Give them an education and a cushy office chair

Teach them to read and write and practice birth control

They’ll need abortion doctors since they won’t have a soul

We’ll join with the monkeys on the path to be like you

We’ll live like you, think like you, and clean up monkey poo

CHORUS

We’ll all get educations and high paying office jobs

So we can take vacations and spend it all like snobs

We’ll have a gender identity crisis to resolve

Just be there to assure us its part of the process to evolve

If you come and help us we’ll get it figured out

We’ll be bi- or homo- sexual without a shadow of a doubt

And if I’m not evolved enough for homosexuality

There’s still pornography for me to watch on my TV

In the end your sacrifice will be worth it all for me

To live my life for food and sex, will make more than a monkey out of me!

CHORUS

I underlined the parts that she believes arises from a belief in evolution and atheism. Apparently, I need to watch some porn and take lots of vacations :lol:

*sighs* I've not evolved enough. I haven't had a vacation in years, never smoked pot, did not go to any Ivy League uni, never had an abortion (never been pregnant either), and am a heterosexual. I am failing in my duty to evolution.

[Koala]

If holding hands is sinful I'm on a one way ticket to hell :lol: Not that I wasn't before ;)

you'll be in good company. We can have a FJ meet up :lol:

[Future Teacher]

you'll be in good company. We can have a FJ meet up :lol:

I'll bring the chips and salsa! :D

[FireIsCatching89]

I'll bring the chips and salsa! :D

I'll bring the margaritas! I also insist that when we go to hell we all hold hands, kindergarten daisy chain-style. You know, for safety.

[Austin]

Good lawd, is leap year day also kray-kray day? So much loony stuff on the webz this a.m.

[TXDuck]

Question: Do Christian feminists also go to hell? We have wine if that sways the decision any.

[ladypuglover]

And here is the damage this woman has passed on to the next generation.

http://fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.co ... ty_14.html

Some people were just not meant to breed.

[Future Teacher]

And here is the damage this woman has passed on to the next generation.

http://fewtherebethatfindit.blogspot.co ... ty_14.html

Some people were just not meant to breed.

So according to her daughter even talking to boys is sinful. What reality are they living in?

[tankgirl]

For wine and margaritas, I'm in! Oh and I cohabitated with my man pre-marriage.

This chick is nuts! I went around her site a bit lots of crazy. At least her boys can be farmers (the 14 year old and 18 year old seem to both be working, must pay her bills :roll: ), but that poor daughter.

Instead of focusing on their relationship with the Lord and their father and mother, so many young girls are nearly obsessed with courtship and marriage. I’ve heard many girls say, “When I get married…â€or, “I’m going to have lots of children…†and similar thoughts. That is the WRONG focus. What if God doesn’t intend for you to marry or for you to have children? Will you be disappointed? Think seriously, is that your focus/dream? Is your focus [romantic dream] becoming your god? Your focus should be on serving Christ, not when or who you want to marry.

Makes you think she doesn't even want to marry off the daughter :(

[sriracha]

Wow, this chick needs an Rx for Xanax.

[Conuly]

This actually makes evolution and atheism look fun. Why yes, I WOULD like to quit my job, smoke pot, and go to Yale. I really fail to see the problem here.

Don't forget that this leads to a high paying job where you get to take lots of vacations to have (gay) sex and watch pornography.

Where the heck do I sign up?

[Koala]

For wine and margaritas, I'm in! Oh and I cohabitated with my man pre-marriage.

This chick is nuts! I went around her site a bit lots of crazy. At least her boys can be farmers (the 14 year old and 18 year old seem to both be working, must pay her bills :roll: ), but that poor daughter.

Makes you think she doesn't even want to marry off the daughter :(

She has a nutso marriage story...I'll try to find it when I have a min.

eta~ "nuttso" in honor of Kendal :lol:

[dairyfreelife]

So according to her daughter even talking to boys is sinful. What reality are they living in?

Saw that too. Since I talk to men everyday-not relatives-I am going to hell. I played with boys all the time as a child too. I was never submissive to my dad. Crazy girl brainwashed by her parents believes "serving" her dad will tell her all she needs to know about boys because men are just like her daddy. :roll: Mom is almost obsessed with submission of wives and seems to believe no woman can have her own opinion and can NEVER disagree with hubby-what he says goes. Poor Brianna-hope the girl can snap out of it and get out before she is married off to some jackass she doesn't even know and having a quiverfull with no job or life skills to help her get out.

[Future Teacher]

Saw that too. Since I talk to men everyday-not relatives-I am going to hell. I played with boys all the time as a child too. I was never submissive to my dad. Crazy girl brainwashed by her parents believes "serving" her dad will tell her all she needs to know about boys because men are just like her daddy. :roll: Mom is almost obsessed with submission of wives and seems to believe no woman can have her own opinion and can NEVER disagree with hubby-what he says goes. Poor Brianna-hope the girl can snap out of it and get out before she is married off to some jackass she doesn't even know and having a quiverfull with no job or life skills to help her get out.

I doubt she would ever get married. I don't think she could find someone good enough that mom approves of, since Joanne is so judgmental :roll:

[dairyfreelife]

I doubt she would ever get married. I don't think she could find someone good enough that mom approves of, since Joanne is so judgmental :roll:

I figure like most of these crazies Daddy has to find her someone. If she got married-it would to someone as crazy as they are. Joanne is very judgmental-agreed. Her responses to people are all bitter with "I'm right-you aren't reading my posts/the Bible correctly." The woman cited Raising Godly Tomatoes in a child training post so she's clearly another trainer who beats her kids into obedience.