He always makes me snort and giggle

[mulepetter]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[thoughtful]

:lol:

This pretty much says it all:

At the first stop of his ambitious journey, Mr. Santorum restated his reason for seeking the White House: “I am running for President today because the position of Spanish Inquisitor is no longer available.â€

Nobody expects . . .Santorum!

:shock:

[Guest Anonymous]

In related news, the Flat Earth Society announced today that it had regretfully rejected Mr. Santorum's application. Said the organization's current president "We have standards to maintain. We can't let him ruin our reputation".