Sherry at "be a living sacrifice" strikes again!

[Marian the Librarian]

Been six months since she posted, eh?

Could've waited another six, IMHO.

Another 16 would've been fine, too.

Why should I listen to a woman who's had 11 children and probably as many cosmetic surgery procedures?

I'm gonna give it to you straight: Guys like sex. They never have to fake an orgasm. My personal experience is, a sated man is a congenial man.

Also gonna clue in the virgins among us (if there are any, the world being the way it is today)* -- "sleeping between a woman's breasts" is metaphorical. Unless the sleeper is a very small puppy or maybe a possum kit, there's NO comfortable sleep to be found between a woman's breasts or with someone between your own, if you happen to be the woman.

*Quote from Cousin Amos preaching to The Church Of The Quiverin' Brethren, one of the best scenes from "Cold Comfort Farm"

Oh yes indeed - one of my all-time favorite movies, guaranteed to lift the spirits! Here's another quote from Flora Poste (teaching "the precautionary arts" to a highly fertile farm girl), sure to pull a few of our favorite QF-ers the wrong way through the rabbit hole:

"Nature's all very well in her place, but she mustn't be allowed to make things untidy."

:lol:

[Jinger_Cat]

Sweet, merciful Jeebus, someone PLEASE teach this woman to use apostrophes.

Need #1: HUSBAND’S WANT AND NEED MORE SEX THAN THEY ARE GETTING!

and

setting them up for future failure in meeting their husbands sexual needs!

tell me that she spends more time on her fake hair and tan than she does proofreading her hot, sad mess of a blog.

[gingernut]

The reason she has been gone from her blog, besides tanning and botoxing, is that she is working on her latest novel...."Fifty Shades of Pink".

[ThisOlGirl]

If someone wants to get plastic surgery/Botox/veneers/whatever (I'm considering SMS of those things for myself in the future), they should knock themselves out. But damn, that woman's face! She looks like it hurts her to smile. Something just looks...off. Maybe her face hasn't "settled" yet?

[ThisOlGirl]

"Some", not SMS.

[clover_leigh]

A sign of life!

I cant wait to read what she's been working on for all this time! Maybe some plastic surgery?

Look at the smiles - holy stepford children!

OK,question. How long ago did she put those pics of her children on the side of her blog? Because from this picture it looks like they're all about 6 years older than when those ~victoriana~ pics were taken. They all look really different,and Im assuming its because they've aged. Time to renovate the blog and make it more up to date maybe? Sherry looks like a completely different person. Alex is really pretty.

[OnceModestTwiceShy]

Can someone help me remember something? I'm trying to recall the background of this fam but not having much luck in searching. I seem to remember that FJ initially found Crazy Sherry through her oldest daughter's (Alexandra's) blog, and that the dad came over here hand-slap us, after which we found the mom...is this correct, or am I thinking of another fam?

[snarktastic]

"Fifty Shades of Pink".

LOL!

[childerowland]

Can someone help me remember something? I'm trying to recall the background of this fam but not having much luck in searching. I seem to remember that FJ initially found Crazy Sherry through her oldest daughter's (Alexandra's) blog, and that the dad came over here hand-slap us, after which we found the mom...is this correct, or am I thinking of another fam?

I'm pretty sure the father never came here. A few people posted comments on Alexandra's blog disagreeing with her about things she'd written and her father responded to the comments saying that he was responsible for vetting her blog as her authority figure and that he wouldn't allow such comments to be posted. And FJers were shocked and amused because Alexandra was twenty-one at the time. Go to thevalueofone.com/?p=1825 for the post her dad wrote, and his comment about parental authority:

It seems that we received about 3 very bitter comments which as a moderator I do not allow. Just a reminder to those who try to comment under multiple names (I get to see IP addresses when they are sent) as well as males who try to post as females, that this site is to uplift young ladies who wish to serve the Lord in a Biblical fashion. If you truly want to learn then you are more than welcomed to comment. But if it your desire to manifest your bitterness and rebellion I am sure you can find many places on the internet that will accomodate you. And for those that have an issue with parental authority I would suggest submitting to God in this area rather than try to infect other young ladies with your spiritual problems.

While still a definite fundie I think Alexandra has grown up a bit over the last year or so...I'd be surprised if she still allowed her dad control over her blog.

[Buzzard]

From Alexandra's blog - 2012 review:

What was the best month?

August. Kate’s wedding. Saw Kate get married and spent two weeks with Tori. :)

What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Being a bridesmaid? ;)

What was your biggest failure?

Not being where I should be at this time.

Did you suffer illness or injury?

Not really.

What was the best thing you bought?

Doctor Who: The David Tennant Years. Hehehe. Um...finally saving up for a phone!

Whose behavior merited celebration?

Valentino and Kate for getting married. ;)

Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

Lots of people, sigh. This year was epic for appalling and depressing behaivor. ;)

Where did most of your money go?

Target.

What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Kate's wedding. Our new church.

So apparently the best thing that happened to her was that her friend got married and she got to be a bridesmaid. Thats really fucking sad! She is WAY too old for a single wedding to be the best thing that happens to you all year!

I'm fascinated about this "appalling and depressing behavior" and new church! DO TELL!

[Sweetpea1]

LOL!

Sounds like a Mary Kay tell all. :) :) :)

[ndmomma]

Anyone else think Sherry looks like a washed-up porno actress?

[Emme]

Anyone else think Sherry looks like a washed-up porno actress?

Yes.

[NurseNell]

Anyone else think Sherry looks like a washed-up porno actress?

That's it, I was trying to think who she reminded me of. She is definitely not the picture of a fundie wife.

[GolightlyGrrl]

Anyone else think Sherry looks like a washed-up porno actress?

Yes, and she needs to stop setting her make-up gun to "whore."

[Emme]

Yes, and she needs to stop setting her make-up gun to "whore."

The Botkinettes should have a chat with her about using coconut oil instead of an airbrush....

[clarinetpower]

I don't know--I think she just went from Designing Women to Good Christian Bitches.

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(Of course, I have oodles more respect for the ladies of the Sugarbaker Design Agency and Her Royal Fierceness, Madame Kristin Chenoweth.)