Michael K from Dlisted takes on Michelle Duggar

[easternabeille]

I absolutely adore Michael K and wish he participated in FJ! Here's his newest post on Michelle Duggar and he holds nothing back

 

If you're not familiar with his blog then please be aware it is NSFW and that he likes to swear a lot.

 

 

http://dlisted.com/2012/02/20/michelle- ... y-marriage

 

 

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If you've got an F next to "sex" on your drivers license, then you're going to want to read all of this right after you shred that drivers license since you shouldn't be driving, WOMAN! You should be sitting in the backseat crocheting a crown for your king husband while he drives. You also shouldn't be reading this unless you're reading this from your kitchen while making your king husband a meatloaf from scratch. Get in the kitchen, WOMAN!

[sillysally314]

okay, i delurked long enough to say the phrase, "human popcorn machine michelle duggar" is perhaps the most creative, least icky way i've read to describe her.

plus, it makes me hungry.

[acheronbeach]

I was just gonna post this! I love Michael K, and I love how he always calls out the Duggars on their ridiculousness.

[lilwriter85]

Love Michael K. I wish he would do slam recaps of 19KAC episodes.

[holierthanyou]

okay, i delurked long enough to say the phrase, "human popcorn machine michelle duggar" is perhaps the most creative, least icky way i've read to describe her.

plus, it makes me hungry.

that phrase applied to michelle duggar definitely does NOT make me hungry! but i do love the article.

[ThisOlGirl]

I knew another FJer/DLister would eventually post this here. There appear to be many of us (I personally think the FJ'er/Dlister combo is a special kind of Hot Slut :D ).

[Visionoyahweh]

From the comments:

I wonder if she realizes the second she can no longer produce more livestock Jimbo may put her out to pasture and find a new cow.

I'm sure that fact is eating her alive right now....

[ThisOlGirl]

From the comments:

I'm sure that fact is eating her alive right now....

Nah, they each know that the other isn't going anywhere. And I think they really do love each other (though as some have pointed out, Boob probably loves J'chelle more than J'chelle loves Boob).

The comments over at the D always kill me though.

[Visionoyahweh]

Nah, they each know that the other isn't going anywhere. And I think they really do love each other (though as some have pointed out, Boob probably loves J'chelle more than J'chelle loves Boob).

Yeah, but she is continuing to put her life at risk. I can't help but thinking she wants to go out with #20, one way or the other. I also think that they totally would fake a pregnancy while Erin Bates (or someone) acts as surrogate mother.

[lilwriter85]

Maybe we should send Michael K a link to J&A's purity talk video.

[LurkerOverThePond]

That picture of Jichelle&Boob is distracting. She looks so very fragile, like she is in real physical pain and is clinging to Boob for life, like she could not stand alone but would fall (and I mean it literally, not just figuratively). Her eyes look so depressed and sad to me that I almost, ALMOST, feel sorry for her. And then I remember who this "lady" is: a human popcorn machine who grossly neglects her kids, and then I don't feel that bad after all.

Wonder how much longer Jichelles body is going to hold up...

[easternabeille]

I swear, looking at that photo of Michelle, that she is wearing a wig. Honestly I don't think natural hair looks like that!

[Visionoyahweh]

That picture of Jichelle&Boob is distracting.

It was taken over the summer, pre-#20. She looks so much worse now!

[MandyLaLa]

Yeah, but she is continuing to put her life at risk. I can't help but thinking she wants to go out with #20, one way or the other. I also think that they totally would fake a pregnancy while Erin Bates (or someone) acts as surrogate mother.

Now it all makes sense, this is why Anna hasn't announced her pregnancy :lol:

[Jessica]

That picture of Jichelle&Boob is distracting. She looks so very fragile, like she is in real physical pain and is clinging to Boob for life, like she could not stand alone but would fall (and I mean it literally, not just figuratively). Her eyes look so depressed and sad to me that I almost, ALMOST, feel sorry for her. And then I remember who this "lady" is: a human popcorn machine who grossly neglects her kids, and then I don't feel that bad after all.

Wonder how much longer Jichelles body is going to hold up...

She looks at least25 years older than she is. My husband's grandma is turning 90 in 3 weeks and after 2 bouts with pneumonia last year she looks strong as a horse compared to Michelle. That is really sad.

[mulepetter]

Michelle's "hair cape!" Ha! Genius.

[lilwriter85]

Lately Michelle seems to be aging a bit fast and she likely has osteoporsis.