So, what do the older Duggar daughters do all day??

[Patsy]

When I took anatomy, my professor told us to disregard the Biblical passage that said God took a rib from Adam, blew on it, and created Eve. Men and women, she said, have the same number of ribs (and this was at a Catholic university). If Jill actually went to a real college, she'd learn stuff like that. What? You're not supposed to take everything in the Bible literally? If the Bible is wrong about that, could it be wrong (or open to interpretation) about other things? She might actually begin to Question Things Around Her.

Ah, but you see, the Bible never actually suggests that children inherit characteristics that their parents had after their own birth. That's Lamarquian evolution for you, haha, stupid evolutionists!

Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.

...oh.