Resurrecting the Doug Phillips is a Tool Campaign

[twin2]

No, not yet. But that is OK, I am a patient woman. I can always recycle the old ones. He will have to post eventually so he can sell the the DVD.

[fullmetalheart]

Amazing Doug, you are a tool

Doug Phillips Is A Tool!

[Mango]

But here's the question.

Is Doug Phillips a tool?

[Ms Jess]

Breaking news ... This just in ... Free Jinger declares, "Doug Phillips is a tool!" (Again.)

[ILoveJellybeans]

Doug Phillips is a cheating tool. Doug Phillips will share his tool with everyone he can!

[fullmetalheart]

One Tool to rule them all, One Tool to find them,

One Tool to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

That Tool is Doug.

Doug Phillips Is A Tool.

[smittykins]

Breaking news ... This just in ... Free Jinger declares, "Doug Phillips is a tool!" (Again.)

Don't you mean Doug Phillips is a Tool!"(Still.)? :lol:

[fullmetalheart]

Don't you mean Doug Phillips is a Tool!"(Still.)? :lol:

Well, Dougie is a Calvinist. Calvinist believe in once saved, always saved. Therefore, once a tool, always a tool

Dougiekins is a tool.

[smittykins]

You know you belong to FJ when you're reading something totally unconnected to Doug Phillips(who is a tool), come across the word "tool," and immediately think of Doug Phillips.

Who is a tool. :mrgreen:

[Mary C Doates]

You know you belong to FJ when you're reading something totally unconnected to Doug Phillips(who is a tool), come across the word "tool," and immediately think of Doug Phillips.

Who is a tool. :mrgreen:

Possibly worse: when reading posts by Doug (Phillips who is a tool)'s defenders, you mentally insert "is a tool" every time you see his name. Really slows down my reading speed. Damn you, Doug (Phillips who is a tool)!

Doug Phillips is a tool, even though Google seems to be having more difficulty acknowledging this due to the recent flood of Doug (Phillips who is a tool) news. On the positive side, try using a Google Image search for "Doug Phillips is a tool"--many FJer avatars are showing up, and not just yours, twin2 (I know this will break your heart, but I'm sure you will simply redouble your efforts).

Doug Phillips:

[fullmetalheart]

It's worse when you have friends named Doug and you have to remind yourself they are not Doug Philips is a Tool.

[Becoming_Me]

Two tools were sitting on a fence.

One tool said to the other tool....

"Doug Phillips is a tool!"

The other tool said....

"AH! A talking tool!"

[StacyW]

On vacation, I drove by a street sign that said "Toole St" and almost stopped and took a picture.

[nokidsmom]

It's worse when you have friends named Doug and you have to remind yourself they are not Doug Philips is a Tool.

Also if you have a relative named Doug and you automatically think "tool" then remind yourself that your relative is not a tool and doesn't deserve the word association (he's an honest to goodness sweetheart of a guy actually).

[Ms Jess]

Oh noes! This topic was about to fall off of page one! Can't let that happen, especially when the world so desperately needs to know that Doug Phillips is a Tool.

Doug Phillips is a tool in the biggest, tooliest way there is.