Resurrecting the Doug Phillips is a Tool Campaign

[Kitty]

Hello, Doug Phillips! You're still a tool, now fuck off.

[Sydney Fox]

Well, I think Doug Phillips is a tool. Doug Phillips is a tool when he "celebrates" the sinking of the Titanic. When he pretends to be a WWII soldier, Doug Phillips is a tool. Doug Phillips is a tool when he goes on his manly men expeditions.

Just so you're extra clear on my views, once again I'll say Doug Phillips is a tool. 8-)

[celestial]

And on the 7th day, the Good Lord sayeth... "Doug Phillips is a TOOL".

And it was good. :D

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[mkitten]

Doug Phillips is a tool.

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[Sola]

Have I told you lately that Doug Phillips is a Tool?

[Buzzard]

Doug phillips is a tool's blog has a new update (or atleast one I hadnt seen before)!

Herein inscribed in this weblog journal are the up-to-this-very-instant comments and reviews, criticisms and commentary, and reflections of Doug Phillips. Whether you are interested in his latest travels, book recommendations, historical commentary, cultural insight, encouragement for the family, or random musings, Doug’s Blog is where you are most likely to hear about it first.

Can one actually "inscribe" something on the internet? As for the "up-to-this-very-instant" criticisms and commentary, that shit be found right damn here, not on your blog your royal toolishness!

WTF is up with this picture? Putting a family in boxes? And whats wrong with them? THEY ONLY HAVE 2!

Little boys having "manly adventures" while teh wimmenz do laundry and wear pretty hats. YAY!

[Guest Anonymous]

Well, I think Doug Phillips is a tool. Doug Phillips is a tool when he "celebrates" the sinking of the Titanic. When he pretends to be a WWII soldier, Doug Phillips is a tool. Doug Phillips is a tool when he goes on his manly men expeditions.

Just so you're extra clear on my views, once again I'll say Doug Phillips is a tool. 8-)

And how about when he reminds World War II vets of their mortality with his "Farewell" crap, like they don't already know that they outlived almost all of their platoon mates, along with age mates in their family.

Doug, you're the tooliest of tools.

[Minerva]

Doug Phillips is a tool, and his blog might be where you hear it first, but FJ is where you hear it whilst having fun.

[anniebgood]

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[ladyamylynn]

I heard that the main cause of the Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez breakup was that Doug Phillips is a tool! I also heard that General Petraeus was overheard by a shirtless FBI agent saying "Doug Phillips is a tool." Did you know that Hurricane Sandy was sent by god because Doug Phillips is a tool? However, most will agree that President Obama was re-elected due to his overwhelmingly popular "Doug Phillips is a tool" platform. In other news, Planned Parenthood is now giving away a free "Doug Phillips is a tool" t-shirt with every fake mammogram and 5th trimester abortion!

[hoipolloi]

LOL FWIW AFAIK Doug Phillips Is A Tool OMG WTF BTW

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[smittykins]

"Doug Phillips is a tool" doesn't even register on Yahoo! autocomplete. :(

Doug Phillips is a tool, the tooliest tool that ever tooled...

[Sydney Fox]

When I type Doug Phillips is a tool into Google, it is in third place. This will be my 100th post, so I'm happy to say that Doug Phillips is a tool. :D

[celestial]

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[Patsy]

I've commented on it before, but "Herein inscribed in" is probably the stupidest fucking wording I have ever witnessed in my time on earth. Well done, Doug! The first three words of your blog beautifully illustrate what a pretentious little try-hard you are.

[Peas n carrots]

I heard that the main cause of the Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez breakup was that Doug Phillips is a tool! I also heard that General Petraeus was overheard by a shirtless FBI agent saying "Doug Phillips is a tool." Did you know that Hurricane Sandy was sent by god because Doug Phillips is a tool? However, most will agree that President Obama was re-elected due to his overwhelmingly popular "Doug Phillips is a tool" platform. In other news, Planned Parenthood is now giving away a free "Doug Phillips is a tool" t-shirt with every fake mammogram and 5th trimester abortion!

Hey I nearly peed myself laughing reading at. I would have had to change my underwear to the ones that say "Doug Phillips Is A Tool" across the butt.

Guys, did you hear in the news today that Doug Phillips Is A Tool?

[ladyamylynn]

Hey I nearly peed myself laughing reading at. I would have had to change my underwear to the ones that say "Doug Phillips Is A Tool" across the butt.

Guys, did you hear in the news today that Doug Phillips Is A Tool?

And Lo, the denizens of Feminazi Land did gather under the Bradrick flag to don their magical "Doug Phillips Is A Tool" underpants, and chant their forbidden chant... across the barren hills, the depressing exurban wastelands, and the over-priced inner-cities, the cry was heard: DOUG PHILLIPS IS A TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoipolloi]

In honor of Thanksgiving and thanks to this article in the NYT on search engine autocompletes (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/22/techn ... er.html?hp), I thought it would be a good time to say that Doug Phillips Is a Tool.

People! Doug Phillips Is a Tool was only #3 on this morning's Google search. Let's get on it!

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[congusto]

Can I play?

Easy thanksgiving meals - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Marital aids - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Family games - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Travel times - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Traffic report - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Thanksgiving prayers - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Home repairs - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Airline schedules - Doug Phillips is a tool!

Lindsay Lohan probation - Doug Phillips is a tool!

[ILoveJellybeans]

http://stfubelievers.tumblr.com/post/35 ... ebook-feed

"jellybean•7 days ago −

ugh, doug phillips is a tool."

Spreading the love across the internet.... :dance:

(you have to highlight it though, cause the comments are the same colour as the background)

[jenny_islander]

Christian living Doug Phillips is a tool!

Twilight Breaking Dawn Doug Phillips is a tool!

Homeschool curriculum Doug Phillips is a tool!

Obamacare Doug Phillips is a tool!

Bible KJV Doug Phillips is a tool!

Hurricane Sandy photos Doug Phillips is a tool!

Christian child care book Doug Phillips is a tool!

Gangnam Style Doug Phillips is a tool!

Buffalo stance Doug Phillips is a tool!

Adult dress-up Doug Phillips is a tool!

Cosplay ur doin it rong Doug Phillips is a tool!

:lol: OK, getting off track here . . .

[Minerva]

Doug Phillips is a tool. Even Google knows that Doug Phillips is a tool. Check it out. It's in second place! We have thwarted Doug Phillips is a tool 's efforts to thwart Google! Good job, Google[bot]! Doug Phillips is a tool.

ETA motherfucker, "the board attachment quota has been reached".

[Minerva]

Ok, here it is, incontrovertible proof that Doug Phillips is a tool:

[thoughtful]

WTF is up with this picture? Putting a family in boxes? And whats wrong with them? THEY ONLY HAVE 2!

Maybe they are the same stock-photo family that is on the Maxwells' site!

[JaChelle Sugar]

Thanksgiving recipes Doug Phillips is a tool

Black Friday sales Doug Phillips is a tool

Macy's parade Doug Phillips is a tool

holiday controversy Doug Phillips is a tool

Just how did the Doug Phillips is a tool campaign start? What was the last straw in declaring him a tool? Tons of little things but there's got to have been some specific point in time or incident or something that made the Jingerites (this was before my time) band together declaring Doug Phillips is a tool.