Resurrecting the Doug Phillips is a Tool Campaign

[Sola]

Doug Phillips is a tool!

Is there any way we obtain VF intern applications and fill them out fake-ly? Say our name is Buck Naked, etc. and send a bunch of them in?

Here you go http://download.visionforum.com/downloa ... r_2012.pdf

[Nothing2CHere]

I was at a Catholic baptism this past weekend, and there's a part of the service where we recite things like Saint Paul, Pray for us; Saint Peter, Pray for us; Holy Mary, Mother of God, Pray for us. This thread is reminding me a little of that chanting.

Obama campaign, Doug Phillips is a tool!

Romney campaign, Doug Phillips is a tool!

The Vampire Diaries, Doug Phillips is a tool!

Levon Helms, Doug Phillips is a tool!

Birth Control, Doug Phillips is a tool!

[Buzzard]

Richard has decided to send in an application. I'm posting each pic seperately.

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[emmyfair]

Buzzard, please tell me you are mailing that in - that is a work of ART! :)

[StarrieEyedKat]

Oh god, the laughter...your strengths...purple crayons

[emmiedahl]

Sweetchastity Burning :o :dance:

[Buzzard]

I forgot to submit Richard's second letter of rec. He will spend an hour in the prayer closet for this one...

[emmyfair]

Doug Phillips is a Tool!!!

[clibbyjo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I bow to your greatness. :clap:

[Buzzard]

I will now accept criticism on my awful handwriting!

[kaetrin]

"to place women and children first in the sinking ship of my heart."

[ladypuglover]

I am not worthy to be in your sight. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sola]

Buzzard, you win the internetz. ALL the internetz!

[formergothardite]

Please mail it in, please mail it in!

[Kitty]

I second the mailing it in!

DOUG PHILLIPS IS A TOOL!

[luckylibrarian]

Oh God...the "sinking ship of my heart" and the purple crayon...

[slickcat79]

Ahh, this forum needs a like button!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[twin2]

Oh Buzzard I am not fit to post in the same thread as you. But dare I ask, which photo do you intend to enclose, as it is required.

PS: According to my google, this thread shows up on page 7 when googling for Doug Phillips, who by the way is a tool.

[Kitty]

When you type is "Doug Phillips is" into the Google search bar, autocomplete will suggest "Doug Phillips is a tool."

:lol: We're getting somewhere.

[Buzzard]

Oh Buzzard I am not fit to post in the same thread as you. But dare I ask, which photo do you intend to enclose, as it is required.

PS: According to my google, this thread shows up on page 7 when googling for Doug Phillips, who by the way is a tool.

Richard has been distracted by a wine tasting tonight so we will have to tighten up his application before its submitted. I think some of his answers can be tailored a bit more. As for his picture... thats tough. I'm thinking some softcore male porn? Its tough because its crossing state lines so it has to be discreet yet the snark needs to speak strongly. Can someone photoshop a picture of his holy toolness with an anaconda?'

Doug Phillips is a tool

[Julie B]

The 'women and children first in the sinking ship of my heart' line almost caused my heart to stop from laughing.

Doug Phillips is a tool!