The Duggar Drinking Game!

[Buzzard]

Considering the new series (and hopefully the last) air 2/14 I figured its time we set down some rules.

 

My proposals - game must be played with red wine since its all about "the blood". I suggest manischewitz since it faux wine and they fake knowing anything about judaism (and its cheap as hell).

 

1 shot for the following happenings:

 

Use of the word or phrase:

Countenance

Purposed

"with jesus"

blessing

Nike

modest

Sammons Seminar

Defraud(ing)

Santorum

 

1 shot for scenes:

Grandma alone in a mountain of laundry

One of the girls homeschooling the others

unattended child in a dangerous situation

random leg humper telling the duggars how awesome they are

Jim Boob explaining how he "protects" his daughters

Any shot of josh eating

Any shot of Anna talking to the camera about how much better she is than you

Any time michelle isnt wearing one of her usual shirts

Michelle referring to the kids as "little ones" since she doesnt know their names

 

2 shots (double fist baby!)

All instances of hand sex

Josh actually working

Josh posting something online (or on his phone)

"buy used and save the difference"

Any shot of how much it costs to fuel the bus

Jim bob or josh talking about sex

"frothy"

 

Mandatory kiss of whoever is in the room of the same sex as you:

Michelle actually parenting a child

Defrauding shot of Michelle

[Lillybee]

I am in with this. I would like to add, drink a full glass if either Jana and/or Josiah actually get a TH.

[ophelia]

Haha!! One episode and I need a new liver! But it sounds like great fun.

[Anxious Girl]

Next year I turn legal in the states! I used to loathe alchol the taste of alchol because after the first and last time I tasted beer, but after trying a non-alcholic martini made want to try a real one when I was seventeen. What flavor martini would you FreeJingerites recommend for an innocent first-timer? The only flavor I can't stand is coconut...

[Buzzard]

Next year I turn legal in the states! I used to loathe alchol the taste of alchol because after the first and last time I tasted beer, but after trying a non-alcholic martini made want to try a real one when I was seventeen. What flavor martini would you FreeJingerites recommend for an innocent first-timer? The only flavor I can't stand is coconut...

I'm a big fan of apple martinis.

[Aurora]

No fair! You are going to tempt me to watch and I promised I wouldn't watch...

However, I suggest one shot for use of JimBob's signature phrase "I tell you wut".

[Buzzard]

No fair! You are going to tempt me to watch and I promised I wouldn't watch...

However, I suggest one shot for use of JimBob's signature phrase "I tell you wut".

I think thats fair. There should also be shots for JD fixing something

[joe_mulcahy]

Good job it's Manischewitz faux wine, lest we all drink ourselves under our own tables before the second 30 minutes airs!

[Buzzard]

Good job it's Manischewitz faux wine, lest we all drink ourselves under our own tables before the second 30 minutes airs!

Dont be fooled, it will fuck you up. But its sweet and $4/bottle. I figure the shots wont add up to more than 2 glasses unless its a fucking awesome episode.

[Caramel]

Two Buck Chuck (now $3 a bottle) is another option, if you have a Trader Joe's nearby.

[Letgo]

Any time michelle isnt wearing one of her usual shirts

Is this ever going to happen? :D

Also need to add 1 shot for these words/phrases:

sweet fellowship

aaaaaand so

buy used and save the difference

precious

giving away pieces of your heart

servant's heart

blessing

I am sure there are others.... I don't even drink but I am really looking forward to the first episode now!

[MissNomer]

Hmm. I was not planning on watching, but this sounds fun. Getting drunk is probably the only thing that could make the show bearable.

[Buzzard]

Hmm. I was not planning on watching, but this sounds fun. Getting drunk is probably the only thing that could make the show bearable.

It also may make it good!

We need some for Famy

[Aurora]

I think thats fair. There should also be shots for JD fixing something

Hee hee! Do you mean successfully fixing something??

[Visionoyahweh]

Drink the bottle if they show pictures of Jubilee.

Two bottles if they remember Caleb is a person.

1 shot ever time Michelle gives another woman the side-eye for stealing the limelight.

[NurseNell]

I'm in but with Coca-Cola, the real thing. Oh wait, I could make hot chocolate and put peppermint schnapps in it. I'll have to print the list out though, can't remember everything.

[GiGi_41]

Damn it all! I have class tomorrow night between 6-9pm...I'm going to miss the drinking!

[NurseNell]

Damn it all! I have class tomorrow night between 6-9pm...I'm going to miss the drinking!

Doesn't TLC show the show again later the same night?

[Aurora]

Another whole bottle if any of the kids suggested a name for the baby that DID NOT START WITH J!!

[SunnyAndrsn]

I'm in, I'll be using Black Box Shiraz.

We like to do this when watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There is no other reason, IMO to watch Dog except for the drinking game:

Take a drink whenever:

-Dog says "Brother or Broh"

-Dog gets a nipple on camera

-Beth runs

-Any prayer, but drink twice if the prayer follows "Freeze mother fucker"

[xReems]

Shot anytime they show a pop up with a "random" fact that we have seen in almost every episode.

For example: The Duggars do not watch television nor go to a movie theatre

All I know is that I'm drinking whenever JB attempts to educate his children with shit he thinks he knows; like when he said you can't get shingles once you have the chicken pox.

[MadameX]

Next year I turn legal in the states! I used to loathe alchol the taste of alchol because after the first and last time I tasted beer, but after trying a non-alcholic martini made want to try a real one when I was seventeen. What flavor martini would you FreeJingerites recommend for an innocent first-timer? The only flavor I can't stand is coconut...

A lemon drop! It's like super tart lemonade with sugar on the rim of the glass. You also might like a gimlet, which is really refreshing and lightly lime flavored. You can get it with gin or vodka and I'd recommend you order a vodka gimlet straight up (which is shaken with ice and served in a martini glass, although you may like it on the rocks, which is served in a glass with ice). The benefit of a gimlet is that you sound more knowledgeable and suave when you order it, whereas I think most bar tenders consider lemon drops and apple martinis kind of girly frou-frou drinks.

[Visionoyahweh]

Make sure you drink out of the right cup!

[Buzzard]

Make sure you drink out of the right cup!

Extra credit if your name is on the shot glass!

[VeronicaMars144]

I'm in as well, except i'll be drinking root beer.

What about a shot for Jim Bob saying "Today is a very special day" ?