How do the Duggars teach their kids about sex?

[SpeakNow]

I've been wondering this. I mean, obviously they have to tell them something, but what the heck do they say?

[ceg045]

Legos!

No, seriously. They compare it to Legos. At least that was what the pre-wedding, man-to-man talk between Smuggar and Jim Bob included.

[Feberin]

My guess is they don't really talk about it. Excluding staged conversations with the cameras rolling.

[sippin0nsunshine]

They pretend there's no way their kids will ever think about sex before marriage! they're too godly for sexual thoughts.

Even though momma and daddy are fucking every chance they get.

[SpeakNow]

What I meant was more of this: how do they explain where babies come from and that sort of thing. I guess I wasn't very clear about that.

Also, the lego discussion cracks me up every time. http://health.discovery.com/videos/amaz ... -bees.html

[Anxious Girl]

They don't. Odd thing is, going on this forum is the first time I have ever heard of purity ring. :oops: I'm not sure if this is true or not, but in my opinion they probably say "wait for marriage" and expect them to know what sex is like and how to be prepared because they're adults with fundie home-skool education. *le sigh*

[PokaDot]

They are shown some legos right before they walk down the aisle.

But AssNugget knew something about sex since he was like "It's kinda like legos" right? Or was that Boob?

I wonder what it must be like growing up thinking that girls have that pointy thing that pee comes out of between their legs. Clearly girls know different, since they have to change diapers.

[Witsec7]

Agggggggg. This is the first time I saw the video. I cannot believe in a house with a bazillion kids no one ever discusses conception, he fucking looks at his sisters cycles on the calendar every day WTF did he think that was about? :angry-steamingears:

[Visionoyahweh]

The lego talk was staged by the producers, so who knows what kind of crazy stuff goes on in real life?

[debrand]

Agggggggg. This is the first time I saw the video. I cannot believe in a house with a bazillion kids no one ever discusses conception, he fucking looks at his sisters cycles on the calendar every day WTF did he think that was about? :angry-steamingears:

They live in the country. You can't tell me that they've never seen dogs mating.

[PokaDot]

They live in the country. You can't tell me that they've never seen dogs mating.

Don't fundies teach the kiddos that animals seen in those positions are "Wrestling"?

[Visionoyahweh]

Don't fundies teach the kiddos that animals seen in those positions are "Wrestling"?

Humping for joy.

[Kitty]

They have to know something, or at least the older ones do. I don't doubt that Joy, when changing/seeing her brothers get changed, wondered just what that thing is underneath the boys' diapers and why girls don't have it too. They're probably also well aware that there is SOMETHING going on in JB&M's bedroom at night. They probably feed the littles bullshit like "Mommy and Daddy, uh, pray for a baby, which God knits in the womb for nine months and then the baby is born!" and then explain a little more in detail as they reach puberty, and then explain just what the fuck to do right before they get married. I call shenanigans on the Duggarlings knowing absolutely nothing about sex, given what JB&M have shared to the public- with their kids RIGHT THERE with them!

[joe_mulcahy]

Don't fundies teach the kiddos that animals seen in those positions are "Wrestling"?

Humping for joy.

This part made me laugh! Wrestling animals? Humping for joy? Bwahahahah!!

I've always believed these fellows are severely sexually frustrated by their wedding days. Since boys in fundie circles are often taught that every sexual thought is a sin and that masturbation is cheating on their future spouses, they are probably ready to explode in their undercrackers. So if a father like Dimbulb used the lego analogy right before the wedding, I'll bet just putting it in like a fitting two lego pieces together would have been enough to get Douche to ejaculate.

Poor Anna, really.

So maybe if the legoes thing was

[Feberin]

They have to know something, or at least the older ones do. I don't doubt that Joy, when changing/seeing her brothers get changed, wondered just what that thing is underneath the boys' diapers and why girls don't have it too. They're probably also well aware that there is SOMETHING going on in JB&M's bedroom at night. They probably feed the littles bullshit like "Mommy and Daddy, uh, pray for a baby, which God knits in the womb for nine months and then the baby is born!" and then explain a little more in detail as they reach puberty, and then explain just what the fuck to do right before they get married. I call shenanigans on the Duggarlings knowing absolutely nothing about sex, given what JB&M have shared to the public- with their kids RIGHT THERE with them!

I think that's probably what happens. I would assume the avoid talking about it until they are in their teens. I also guess the explaining stuff to the younger kids has been outsourced to the J-slaves who haven't actually ever had sex.

[Witsec7]

Oh for fucks sake, the woman talks about her cervix softening on national tv, don't this kids bother to ask what a cervix is?

[Maul the Koala]

I figured it out by the time I was 9 to 11 without my parents ever giving me the 'talk' or the playground talk. I still don't know how I managed to figure it out. It must've been closer to the younger side because I didn't really grasp the mechanics of it and why people would do it until late adolescence because I wasn't that interested in it at all.

I think some of them have probably figured out what it is but are unsure of the mechanics, etc. I wonder if some of the older girls have asked Cousin Oliver questions about sex. I would bet they have.

[crassy]

What the hell did they bleep out and why????

I cannot believe that a 20 something year old 'man' can honestly say 'I think I kinda know how it works'. That makes my head spin. This isn't something to fuck around with, this is basic knowledge that every human should understand.

Also, Boob's clear distinction between men and women is sickening.

[Kitty]

What the hell did they bleep out and why????

I cannot believe that a 20 something year old 'man' can honestly say 'I think I kinda know how it works'. That makes my head spin. This isn't something to fuck around with, this is basic knowledge that every human should understand.

Also, Boob's clear distinction between men and women is sickening.

They bleeped out "sexual intercourse."

Who the fuck knows why.

Also, YUCK. Shut up, Jim Bob, SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! JUST! SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!!!!!

[ceg045]

They bleeped out "sexual intercourse."

Who the fuck knows why.

Probably because Jim Bob and Smuggar have producer credits. God forbid they actually learn the proper terminology for the act that defines their existence and worth as human beings.

"It's like Legos!!" *yuck yuck yuck* Your level of maturity speaks volumes, RibJob. I can tell you really think it's a sacred act.

[Aurora]

Probably because Jim Bob and Smuggar have producer credits. God forbid they actually learn the proper terminology for the act that defines their existence and worth as human beings.

"It's like Legos!!" *yuck yuck yuck* Your level of maturity speaks volumes, RibJob. I can tell you really think it's a sacred act.

Well to give him some credit (don't ask me why I want to do this??!) that could have been just embarrassment. Like OMG I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY DAD TALKING ABOUT SEX AND I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING... ANYTHING AT ALL... RACK MY BRAIN... and something comes out! :lol:

[ceg045]

Unfortunately, it's JB that brings up/begins the Lego comparison. Right before he tells us how men need to listen politely while their women natter on and on pointlessly, because that's just what all women do. All the time. :?

[pixydust]

Unfortunately, it's JB that brings up/begins the Lego comparison. Right before he tells us how men need to listen politely while their women natter on and on pointlessly, because that's just what all women do. All the time. :?

Well, in his defense, that is what Michelle does!

[3 is enough]

OMG the video! I don't watch reruns, and I had forgotten how cheesy it was. Love the scene where they are taking the candle out of the holder and put it back in. ;) Suggestive, much?

[mockingbird]

Every time the lego conversation comes up on here I think of the Eggo waffles tagline, "leggo my eggo!" Bad images? I apologize, but for some reason it stuck.